A friend messaged me on MSN today.
friend: dude, how was ur weekend?
me: it was ok i guess
friend: i was damn sien. my bf was too busy with the new car
me: you should have expected that. he’s a guy after all
friend: wats with cars and guys?
me: gadgets are more important than girlfriends and wives
friend: damns. well… he’s not paying any attention to me, then he can go marry the damn car. i told him that last night
me: it’s alright i guess, at least the car won’t nag him
friend: i told him i wanted to break up
me: he’d be one hell of a happy man
friend: cis bedebah!
me: you’re jealous of a car, you should get your brain checked
friend: darling, he spent the whole weekend polishing the car. no time for me. wouldn’t u be pissed too?
me: you know, if I were to be in your shoes? I’d bring him beer while he’s polishing his car… and if the need ever arises, I’d give him a spontaneous round of sex during his break too.
*****
She went all quiet after that. I think my witty advice might have cajoled her to reconcile with her boyfriend…
I think I’m a genius.
damn… u r totally a genius… i will hint my gf to read this blog n make myself busy this weekend
hahahahahaha.. cool! a seriously good one!
However, I did that once but my wife kick my arse! That night, no s** for me…
sob sob sob…
You are the Pacifier and Peacemaker !!
i guessed she went off to give the round of spontaneous sex as per advised…
ehehheh
good one….
every girl should read http://www.michaelooi.net...
Aye Aye zbjernak! I’m a girl and i second you. definately will learn alot.
Eg: not to show buttcrack or it will be seen by guys as a chute/chimmeny to let out fart..OMG!
crazysocket / zbjernak - Attaboy!
Eve - Attagirl!
william - Did what? Polish your car? Kanneh, why can’t a man decently polish his car without any trouble? Fucking hell man!
kai hong - I’m also a caring person… you forgot to mention that…
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
p/s: so the remaining % is genius lah…
Well, guys do unto cars and gadgets what girls do unto their makeup and clothes. The guy has every right to cherish whatever they have like girls but when guys do it, girls say they are not paying attention.
I guess people have to be civic minded on this topic.
ya see!
women just don’t understand men!
(and vice versa)
Michael for president! Michael for president!
We need more Monica :))
When I bought my first expensive Hi-Fi (I was only 17 back then) and was busy setting up that thing, my then-girlfriend called me on the phone. Mom answered and yelled out for me.
Not wanting to be disturbed, I asked my mom to tell her I’m not at home. Mom told her “He said he’s not at home.”
She insisted me to answer.
I then told my mom “Ask her to fuck off then”
My mom of course didn’t tell her that. She told her to call back later because I’m busy frolicking with my gadgets…
i duno how to call u man..should i call u phai lang or good advisor?your advice seems to be very nasty and insane, but if u take into consideration, its really a good advice man..for instance, why not she bring some beer for her bf as u mentioned?or wipe the sweat for her bf?am i rite?y should she complaint so much?man. i relaly like your advice..u r cool man….peace
Question: What’s with guys with chicks washing cars?
What’s with chicks having problems with us guys washing cars?
I thought that ***** was because she went angry or speechless. Symbiosis is a good surviving strategy.
Waitaminit… now that he gets pulled away from what’s really meaningful for him over his precious weekend ~ aka THE CAR, the relationship might just be screwed over!
Oh no Michael, what have you done?!
Totally unrelated to your post… if you want to have a listen to Negaraku remade ~ http://kurios1978.blogspot.com
Have a laugh.
Personally I don’t complain when my man spends time watching sports or polishing his car. I love his intensity, makes me wanna undress him. The only time I find it annoying is when I am asleep and in the middle of the night he screams “GOOOOAAALLL”…in the middle of a Man U and Liverpool match…there is a limit to my tolerance.
*Sniff sniff* The beauty of this … makes me cry with joy! Man, the way you steered that conversation was brilliant! It was in fact more a monologue; since you were preaching da word man :D.