road hogging
Can somebody fucking tell me, why would anyone in their right mind drive his junk at 30 kph on a perfectly straight road, hogging up the traffic like the whole world revolves around him?
What could be the most plausible reason behind that deplorable act?
I was unfortunate enough this morning to encounter a Malay guy who drives like this. I was right behind his Gen-2… which was alternating between 20kph and 30kph… motherfuckedly jamming the whole road up.
It took me a quite a distance before I was able to overtake him, because the opposite traffic was kinda busy. Damn frustrating. And when I finally managed to overtake that bastard, I spared no mercy & blared my air horn right into his wound down window screen from the side… jolting him up. This was followed by a reflex of yanking his car into the inner lane, and then back onto the main road. He then gave me back a reply with his pathetic ice-cream van honk …
I was surprised that he even has the audacity to do that. He probably thought I was an asshole road bully and he was all innocent. Well, maybe I am, but at least I’m an asshole that doesn’t fucking jam up the whole road driving like some sloth with a big cavity inside the head.
Morons. They screw up your mood, blood pressure and cholesterol…
take it easy old man, use the bicycle, petrol is expensive anyway
you should not just stop there after he honk his wimp…
you should have wound down your windscreen and just show him the universal-sign! Then, Spit out hopefully his tyre will roll onto it or the spit will fly onto his screen and possibly enter through his wound down window and stick onto his face…
People who jammed roads ought to be shot!
Road Hoggers! U bikin itu jalan lu punya datuk ka! KNNMCBHKCDNSDLLMBGT!
p/s : my mood not so good today…
KY: and you might want to install an air horn on you bicycle, as you’ll most probably ride faster than 20-30kph
yeah, I have this desire to buy a lousy, old and rusty but tough automobile one day in the future.. and whack the hell out those lousy drivers.. switch lanes without signals, I will ram into her car (I found out mostly.. lady drivers do this.. no offence, hogging the farking lane, ram into the car.. muahahahahha! It’s kinda like those bus drivers way of driving.. do what I like, but..my target only will be those assholes..
Man you should try driving in Kelantan and Terengganu. They are exactly like that. I had that shitty experience just a few weeks ago.
I got ticketed 5 years ago at Kelantan for speeding.
My captured speed? 82kph on the highway. Apparently, the speed limit there was 60kph.
I guess those Pak Hajis haven’t really advanced from those kereta lembu yet…
Eh, I’ve got junk that can go faster than that wor. Maybe you should have just driven at 10kph in front of him.
KNNMCBHKCDNSDLLMBGT! KNNMCBHKCDNSDLLMBGT!
I’ve actually lost count of the times I got stuck behind some inane auntie or weirdly housewife.
Probably have skin cancer now due to exposure to too much sunlight.
Shoot them all for affecting our health out there!
Wanna blame someone - blame the govt for allowing people who are lousy at driving to ‘pass’ their driving tests and gets a license.
Other instances of irritating incidents will be not being able to pass the traffic light in time because a retard was taking his own sweet time(at least 5 car spaces in between his vehicle and the one in front). Being tailgated by an idiot with flashing headlights when there are cars infront of you on the fast lane. People who try to cut queues. (For such people, I do not see you. For those who love to tailgate, I love testing my brakes and I have too much time on my hands to go to the police station.)
imagine what he would tell his wife bwahahahhaa
My friend and I was so pissed off by one makcik just now. We were driving on the road in between shoplots. The road was already damn narrow because of cars parked left and right. This makcik walked on the road, so damn selambe, did not even look behind to see if there’s any car on the road. And just when my friend(the driver) wanted to honk her, she lifted up her right arm and sniffed her armpit and continued walking like a sloth. After seeing that we were laughing like hyenas in the car behind her. ahahahah. Tak jadi nak honk
foos - OMG SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT??? That’s so fucking revolting mannnn!!! YUCCCCCKKSSSS!!!!!
how i wished i had a bazooka, i would role my window down drive with my left hand and fire at those damn mother fucking assholes who hogs the damn road each and everytime I see them. I also wish I had a loud speaker you know those things that the director’s prolly hold to scream “action” and use it to teach these people how to drive.
“Go left unless you’re undertaking! Stop hoggin the bloddy road!”
“Put your bloody signal out if you wanna turn so I can turn out too, you inconsiderate imbecile!”
“Can you like keep at your OWN lane! That’s what the lines are for!”
I can go on and on and on….
http://matakecik.blogspot.com/2006/03/driving-in-kl.html
that loud speaker doohickey is called a ‘bullhorn’. It’s the mother of all fuckest invention since sliced bread…