bad dream
“Dear, I had a bad dream about us last night…”
“Yeah? What was it all about?”
I was busy cogitating what to wear to work and Emily was sitting on the bed with a concerned look. Concerned about her ‘bad dream’ that is, not about me standing half naked in front of the closet.
“I dreamt that you and I, and another 3 girls went for an apartment stayover…”
Wow. This could be exciting, I thought. 1 guy, 4 girls, apartment stay. If it isn’t something kinky. I decided to invest some attention to her.
“Ok.” I deliberately made myself all cool like that… so not to reveal my excitement about the whole thing.
“It was weird. When we’re inside that apartment, you suddenly became Bruce Willis…”
That was a little bit out of my expectation, but it’s alright I guess. I could use a little hair on my chest, lose some of it from my head and wear a bitter fuck expression… no problem.
“Bruce Willis, cool.”
“Then you had 2 heads suddenly burst out of your abs and became a monster”
I started to lose some grip about this whole dream thing, but didn’t completely lose it. I listened on…
“And then… I transformed into a monster as well. Then followed by the rest of the girls… and we cannibalized each other out in a repulsive sight full of blood and gore…”
Alright, I made up the cannibalism part. The apartment-stay turned out to be just an orgy full of monsters hanging out. Nothing special.
But then, it got me thinking, is there any hidden meaning behind that weird dream? Maybe it’s the petrol hike thing. The male monster me symbolizes us working class citizens? The girls = petrol price? The act of going to the apartment stay = filling up petrol? Just when we’re expecting something good out of the act, it suddenly all turn into monsters and fuck our lives up?
I don’t know man, use your imagination.
mike, your imagination really.. .. .. girls = petrol.. how the fark you reached to that ‘dream interpretation’ of yours.. maybe can try out reading palm - part time mar..
:D
Maybe it’s a good sign.
“Then you had 2 heads suddenly burst out of your abs and became a monster”
monster = little Mike?
It seems that this petrol issue thingy is really getting to us. Oh the humanity! TNB is considering raising tariffs as well.
I propose the Ministers come along for the ride with us in public transports (especially the KL area) and experience for themselves how ‘fun’ it is.
those apes never got out to the real world lah, just last week I saw this one minister commented that ‘usaha kerajaan banteras cetak rompak mendapat pujian’ fark.. for sure never go pasar malam.. but good for me, never buy original when you will never get orinal quality..(after chopped into pieces by our almighty censor board)
Dreams are fucking scary man. I had one some nights ago where I was busy saving the world -somehow- while a friend of mine, who’s a bit of an antisocial was going around fucking all the girls that I liked.
I had a massive headache too. But the things you think of when you’re in pain.
Your blogs are interesting; working class guy talking about crap we live in. Hope it can be more positive as well. It’s amazing for a penang guy, you have such good grasp of american slangs and your vocab is amazingly big
keep writing, seems from when you started, you’ve blogged for long time.
Weh, I found this wor: Monsters represent parts of yourself that you find brutish and ugly. You may possess some fears or some repressed emotions.
To dream that you kill a monster, signifies that you will successfully deal with your rivals and advance to a higher and better position.
Hmm, not about petrol. It’s about work maybe. Heh!
yah..
gosh…
u r good…
u cna write book on how to interprate dreams
kekekekekekekeke
Aiya, the dream could be interpreted this way: you went to an apartment in a secluded forest and forgot to buy food. There was nothing to eat except a worn out banana and overripe papayas. The obvious then happened, four stomachs growl angrily like monster lah…
i… don’t… look… like…. petrol… price…
blek!