Comments on: Dear boss, http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/ only 62% evil Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:50:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2745 michaelooi Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:54:37 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2745 boss, thanks for the memo. it's alright i guess, since i don't really hang around at the office much. I'll probably just lurk around the nearest mall during the 'inconvenient' hours... there's plenty of air conditioning there... don't worry about me. happy paying me, boss. (PS: I have always brought my own beverage to work... and I don't wipe. I flush my ass with water...) boss,
thanks for the memo. it’s alright i guess, since i don’t really hang around at the office much.

I’ll probably just lurk around the nearest mall during the ‘inconvenient’ hours… there’s plenty of air conditioning there… don’t worry about me.

happy paying me, boss.
(PS: I have always brought my own beverage to work… and I don’t wipe. I flush my ass with water…)

]]> By: mahagurusia http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2744 mahagurusia Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:16:44 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2744 Dear Michael, thank you for you letter. In order to support your requests, kindly be informed that office's air conditioning operation time will be halted during lunch time and strictly none after 5pm. Lunch break will be reduced to only 20 minutes to increase our productivity. In future, kindly bring along your own tea/coffee for the pantry and for the toilet, your own toilet roll. Oh ya, before I forget, I read your blog and I think you are doing a fantastic job. Now please farking get back to WORK!! no blogging at work. Yours sincerely, boss (only 62% generous) Dear Michael,
thank you for you letter. In order to support your requests, kindly be informed that office’s air conditioning operation time will be halted during lunch time and strictly none after 5pm. Lunch break will be reduced to only 20 minutes to increase our productivity. In future, kindly bring along your own tea/coffee for the pantry and for the toilet, your own toilet roll.

Oh ya, before I forget, I read your blog and I think you are doing a fantastic job. Now please farking get back to WORK!! no blogging at work.

Yours sincerely,
boss (only 62% generous)

]]> By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2743 michaelooi Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:15:21 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2743 jess - Be my guest, darling... it's not copyrighted. bongkersz - You can always wank, my friend. But make sure you don't do it in the shower. Flush your spooge into the bowl instead. ;-) jess – Be my guest, darling… it’s not copyrighted.

bongkersz – You can always wank, my friend. But make sure you don’t do it in the shower. Flush your spooge into the bowl instead. ;-)

]]> By: bongkersz http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2742 bongkersz Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:32:57 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2742 sad.. so sad.. on this rate, i will never able to support myself, what to copulate :D sad.. so sad.. on this rate, i will never able to support myself, what to copulate :D

]]> By: Jess http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2741 Jess Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:58:43 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2741 whoa, interesting letter. Can I use? Is it in anyway patented or copyrighted? Wish my boss could be as wonderful as urs... sheeesh... whoa, interesting letter. Can I use? Is it in anyway patented or copyrighted? Wish my boss could be as wonderful as urs… sheeesh…

]]> By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2740 michaelooi Tue, 28 Feb 2006 19:42:52 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2740 buaya - took me 20 minutes before lunch, another 10 after. No sweat, most of the time spent correcting my atrocious grammar mistakes... FA - those words were bled from my heart, dudette. william - you know what? my boss bought the idea. I'm not joking here. He told me to go ahead... zbjernak - Part of it was used to maintain this friggin' blog... ahaks! Hmm - You have no idea dude, I blocked that word due to excessive spams. The clean commenting system you're seeing now... is the hard work of a long list of filtering - I've blocked 98,000 spam comments to date. I'm gonna be installing MT 3.2 in these few days... to bring my spam control to the next level... swallow - If only you could actually do that... buaya – took me 20 minutes before lunch, another 10 after. No sweat, most of the time spent correcting my atrocious grammar mistakes…

FA – those words were bled from my heart, dudette.

william – you know what? my boss bought the idea. I’m not joking here. He told me to go ahead…

zbjernak – Part of it was used to maintain this friggin’ blog… ahaks!

Hmm – You have no idea dude, I blocked that word due to excessive spams. The clean commenting system you’re seeing now… is the hard work of a long list of filtering – I’ve blocked 98,000 spam comments to date. I’m gonna be installing MT 3.2 in these few days… to bring my spam control to the next level…

swallow – If only you could actually do that…

]]> By: Unladen Swallow http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2739 Unladen Swallow Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:50:13 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2739 Thirty fucking cents. I mean, thirty fucking cents! I'm mining my own petrol from now on. Thirty fucking cents. I mean, thirty fucking cents! I’m mining my own petrol from now on.

]]> By: Hmm http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2738 Hmm Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:01:27 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2738 Actually, don't you think it's good that they raise all the petrol prices and BLR? Then people will not be able to spend, and bring the country into a possible recession, thus possibly bringing down the prices of goods for a while? In fact, since I don't have any bank l0ans, I'm cheering on the BLR increases.... :D Man. Your comment submission failed for the following reasons: Your comment was denied for questionable content. Blacklisted match = "l0an" What's with your comment submission system? they blocked l0ans Actually, don’t you think it’s good that they raise all the petrol prices and BLR?

Then people will not be able to spend, and bring the country into a possible recession, thus possibly bringing down the prices of goods for a while?

In fact, since I don’t have any bank l0ans, I’m cheering on the BLR increases….

:D

Man.

Your comment submission failed for the following reasons:

Your comment was denied for questionable content. Blacklisted match = “l0an”

What’s with your comment submission system? they blocked l0ans

]]> By: zbjernak http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2737 zbjernak Tue, 28 Feb 2006 17:44:30 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2737 hahahahahaha... well written... now we know, wht the extra 4-6 hours are for hahaha hahahahahaha…

well written…

now we know, wht the extra 4-6 hours are for
hahaha

]]> By: william wilstroth http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/comment-page-1/#comment-2736 william wilstroth Tue, 28 Feb 2006 17:18:59 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/02/28/dear-boss/#comment-2736 Dear boss, I wrote this to second my support to mr. michael ooi. I strongly and ultimately agree with him that the hike in the petrol price has render my pay incapable to sustain the expensive travel to work and my cost of living too. I want you to know that with the toll, parking, lunch and dinner will be all so screwed up and i will have to bring my wok and spatula to work. So i can cook in the office. I also wouldn't want michael ooi to sacrifize himself to his own creation because of you not increaseing our pay. Please increase my pay for god sake that you had promise us. Yang Benar, William Wilstroth Dear boss,

I wrote this to second my support to mr. michael ooi. I strongly and ultimately agree with him that the hike in the petrol price has render my pay incapable to sustain the expensive travel to work and my cost of living too.

I want you to know that with the toll, parking, lunch and dinner will be all so screwed up and i will have to bring my wok and spatula to work. So i can cook in the office. I also wouldn’t want michael ooi to sacrifize himself to his own creation because of you not increaseing our pay.

Please increase my pay for god sake that you had promise us.

Yang Benar,
William Wilstroth

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