the stench of love
I was crudely awakened from my hibernation afternoon nap. Someone was poking me at my ribs. It was Emily.
“Dear, can you spend some time to accompany me? I can’t get myself to nap…”
“Ugghh.. leave me alone… go watch a TV or something…ZZZZ”
She went on pestering me with more pokes… and some light ticklish scrape of a fingernail on my face, neck, etc… in full hope of doing some injustices by waking me up to join her afternoon insomnia.
“Come on dear, you don’t want to sleep~~ You’ve been sleeping for hourssss. [poke poke]”
“[mumbles] ZZZZ…”
“[poke poke tickle] Wake up dear~~~ be a good boy”
“ARGHH! [wipe drools] What’s the matter with you?? Why can’t you just let me sleep a little longer??”
“You’ve been sleeping for 2 hours. You’d be sleepless tonight if you sleep any longer”
“Oh is it? Well, worry not… I won’t get sleepless. [pause a while]… ZZZ”
I fell into a deep slumber after that & she continued to badger me for another 5 minutes… before I finally responded.
BFFVVOOORRRRT. BRAAAAPPPP. FFFFFFFRRRRTTTT.
That was a hat trick fart, the final one exuded with a little hint of moist in it.
I don’t quite exactly remember how her response was, as I was groggy from the sleep. But I was positive that I heard some yelpings, gaspings and some incomprehensible squawkings. And that was it. I slept happily ever after till dinner time.
Looks like I’ve just discovered a new ability in me that pretty much functions like a skunk. It’s free, it’s organic and the most important of all, it works.
hahahhahahahaa…. wow… eh she didn’t do anything to you ar? like during dinner time, dun pick food for you, dun talk to you?
hmmm…
hehehehehe…
she could have poke ot tickle your …*ahem*…
moist? u will be terribly sorry if u wana fart but shit instead….
william - She’s such a sweet girl… why would she want to do that to me? ahaksss
souplad - That’s for amateurs. With a substantial amount of Chi in me, a master at my level would have the ability to restraint the sphincter in such that it’s able to control the volume of particles exiting from the anus. (eg: if turd’s too big, it’s able to cut it up into smaller pieces, fart volume control, etc)
girls love to do that eh? kacao kacao their man sleeping
or enjoying his time. I always kena.. when I want to sit down.. read newspaper…then she come.. poke here and there.. want to read the same section i read.. hhmm.. girls.. sweet yeah!:D
bwahahaha! i’m sure she ran out of the room with her teddy bear.
Heh, heh! I can also imagine that…
do all men do dat to their wives ah? Tsk~~~~