all for the good cause
I heard from a friend that there were a lot of guys that bought pet dogs for their girlfriends on Valentines Day… in conjunction with the Year of the Dog. For good fortune perhaps.
Well, if that’s the case, then we guys will all be in for a good treat in 2 years time. That is, 2008… The year of the Rat.
I can foretell that we’re gonna save a lot from buying those overpriced flowers and whateverfucks on Valentines Day, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. That’s because we’re getting them ladies some rats - which are abundant and available everywhere. (unlike dogs, which are expensive and equally as filthy).
All we need to do, is just to spelunk around any monsoon drain for a big fat one, pack it in a box (complete with ribbons and shits like that) and give it to your bitch. A considerable small investment for a higher gain.
Nevermind about her getting fits of uncontrollable seizure or hysteria over the sight of that animal… for everything’s worth it when it comes to straightening out your Chi (or whatever) by getting enough exposure with the auspicious zodiac animal. You know what I mean?
It’s all for the good cause towards a better life. LONG LIVE FENGSHUI!!!
already thinking about 2008? next year is the year of the pig wor. how?
i think if wanna give pressie based on feng shui.. just draw the friggin animal on a piece of paper.. wrap it up and voila! xD
Valentine day? Again…
matrix - if you take the blue pill, you will forget that valentine’s day exist but it will create a whole series of other love festivities. if you take the pink pill, everyday is valentine’s day until year 2008 where rats will conquer the world…
choose one…
william - first shoot his wallet then shoots himself…
year of dragon leh??
go catch some lizards and paint them up??
maybe can glue some plastic dragon ears, misai and shits like that on them too
Why only ONE rat? Get a few… The more the merrier. =)
dont be a bitch, michael
Have you ever have the feeling that Valentine’s is like a Girl’s Celebration Day…everything from flowers, dinner , etc.
We should conspire to have a Man’s Celebration Day or something….Girls obligation to let us to do things we like. ( Somehow I can’t think of anything else but lying around the house and relaxing like cows grazing grass the whole day )
Bleh. Those stupid small hairy dogs are horrible. They’re so damn argly and have ear-piercing yaps. Speaking as a biologist…I’d rather have a rat. Friendly, quiet, and at least when they crap on the floor it’s easy to clean.
souplad - you have any idea how expensive a pig is? just go to a market and find out about a DEAD pig…
alicia - If all girls are like you, then the world will be a more peaceful place… and less congested.
william - What do you mean dude? everyday IS a Valentines Day! It’s just that there’s a price hike on everything in that one particular day (Feb 14)….
rootified - Either that, or you can paint up your dick, put wigs on it and shits like that (only if it’s long enough)
amie - Hmmmmm… why not? We’ll get them a whole mob of rats!
me - Ohhhh baby spank me baby…
gagak - Oh dude, just let them have it. We’ll still get the sex part anyway… ahaks
megabigblur - Same here. I prefer cats anytime over dogs. Dogs are one hell of a noisy animal. It reminds me of those boisterous housewives… or was it the other way round? Nevermind.
I’d say bring her to dog stew on Dog Year’s Valentine’s Day…
*Hmmm, on second thought, don’t think that’s too awefully romantic.
Pig Year: (esp to girl dyed their hair blonde) Boil a bowl of Pig BLood Soup, clever lehhh…hehe ;-D
Michael: Maybe you can suggest what’s the best V-Present for every auspicious year?