work rant

My boss sent an email memo to the lab today
FYI.
Inventory Control team is conducting physical inventory count at the lab around 11am.
Treat the girls (and boys, if any) nicely. Thanks.

I replied him this
Can we just tie them up and torture them with our soldering iron?
just kidding.
We’ll take good care of them. We promise.

Of course I lied. I’m gonna make those dorks regret to be born on the wrong planet…