duel of the superpowers 2
Our path have crossed again. I’ve defeated him exactly a year ago, and here he is again, standing right under my nose, gazing at me in a vindictive manner. Perhaps that bitter defeat was too hard for him to swallow than I’ve originally thought. That little guy is back to redeem his honour with a revenge, I can tell from his set of beady eyes.
We lock our gaze in a moment of pin drop silence while my mind flashes back the bloody battle we had a year ago, which resulted him and his crusaders an embarassing defeat. I then take a moment to study this old foe carefully - He is blessed with a more sturdy physique now, with scintillating sparks in his eyes, and is certainly more prepared than our last encounter. I’m fast becoming concerned about my own fate…
“HAHAHHHHH! I’m Spai-deh-man and I’m gonna climb up on your head!” he suddenly bellows out in a booming voice.
It appears that our original rubber suited warrior had taken a different course of heroic career to become an arachnid superhuman, in full hope that I’ll be intimidated by his new found mighty superpower. But little does he know, that I didn’t come that far to be such a wuss, for I, though may be bitten feebled by old age and excessive indulgence in slothing, would NEVER give up a battle without a fervent fight.
Honouring the code of monsters, I brace my imminent danger boldly like a true villain and bolt off my first kick on Spai-deh-man’s ass unprovoked, instigating him to skedaddle across the floor to another corner. He then tried to confuse me with some warp speed acrobatic maneuvers… but I am good enough to latch him up for a few more pokes on his armpit and ribcage… which he reflexes with a loud yelp.
And that yelp, attracted some unwanted attention from his mom (the sister of that mad lightsaber wielder, also sister of Emily, that once crippled the ultraman siblings’ noble cause one long year ago). Just as Spai-deh-man carelessly got himself ready to pounce at me to show his unappreciation, his mom grabbed him from behind and sealed his mouth with a cellophane tape.
“Spiderman, eh? Let’s see how you’re gonna make anymore noise now.” - that was the final magic spell that sealed Spai-deh-man’s fate. He was later grounded by standing straight against the wall.
The evil prevailed, again.
I later spent the next 10 or so minutes ridiculing and taunting that immobilized Spai-Deh-Man, before whipping out a camera to capture that sweet smelling event.
Masking tape would’ve looked more.. Spiderman.
Ahahahah!!! that was a damn good one….
Dude you’re evil man…
Blady funny la… Damn cool mum that ‘the sister of that mad lightsaber wielder, also sister of Emily’.
mahagurusia says: boy who play spider, will get web.
Eh, better becareful dude, thesedays some people might cry out, Child abuse! Child abuse!
Don’t want to see you in lokap, bald and doing eat squats.
Child abuse? Man, this is just a lesson! Definitely not child abuse lah.
Definitely, the spiderman felt “potong stim” that day… hahahahahahaha…
C’mon, mike. Be a man! Have a real duel without the interference from some annoying mom. Bring sipaideman to some deserted warehouse and finish him off once and for all! Make a deal that if you win, he will be your slave for the rest of his life (or the other way round, kihkihkih).
hahaha… the picture so cute la, can imagine the real one, that would have been funnier!
WanZafran: spanking an 18yo girl is consider abuse or teaching her a lesson…? erhmm
Spank me, I don’t seem to have any sarcasam left in me. kekeke….
kekekekkeke….funny …
ahhahah
pity lah…the boy
i tell u…
u better enjoy the ‘wining moment’ as much as u can…
when years go by…i am sure 1 day u will be defeated…
when they grow up…
hahahahaha…
then lets see how ur story goes…
heheeheheh
LOL….Taunting?
I can imagine u flapping ya folded arms saying “berri good, berri good” in front of the spai-deh-man….
alynna - Yeah, it would have looked better on that picture too..
chris - I know.
yee hou - Wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me.
vincent - That’s how moms should traditionally behave. Else, your brats are REALLY going to climb on your head…
mahagurusia - Child abuse? Oh come on…
wan - You spoke my words
william - Hahahh, yeah… his mom always potong his stim…
doc - You siao aa? The real man is always the one standing after the battle… doesn’t matter how he did it.
sunny - It’s funny alright. Want the full version? Email me.
zbjernak - Why don’t you pity me instead? I was the one being harassed by that kid…
souplad - No, I just pulled his t-shirt and laughed at his spiderman suit “Woiii what happened to our spiderman? Why is he so quiet?”
He just stood there and let you take his picture?! Muahahaha!!!
This is damn funny!
heather - Yeah, apparently, this Spiderman isn’t very camera shy…
Poor Spidey :(=