January 24, 2006
Elliot the idiot
You’re trapped inside an elevator. What’s the first thing that comes to your mind at situations like this?
a) press the emergency bell to speak to the operator
b) scream like you’re going to die
c) rub your cellphone vigorously to start a fire, burn the elevator down, and hopefully, escape.
d) call up Telekom.
Elliot thinks it’s D. And he’s supposed to be an engineer…
I weep for you, my nation… for you’re never gonna fucking achieve that vision 2020 with doofuses like Elliot around…
heheh , this is my very first time droppin by to commenting your post mike.
i guess he’s suffering of neurodevelopmental disorder (.aka Autism) , same like Nobita in Doraemon series.
Bahaha.
Wah, what a tough one and I was hoping for an “E” option but non was given?? So the answer is C????
Mike,
You’d overestimate Elliot’s intelligent. Add an option e) call the police.
He will fucking choose ‘e’. I am sure of it.
C???? Haha.. it’s obvious isn’t it? D is probably just his blurt-out response.. I hope.
randomly kick the insides of the elevator… hoping it’ll work again. like how ppl try to make vending machines work again.
is panda his sister?
cry4freedom - You mean, that Nobita kid is actually autistic? Goddamn! I didn’t know that! Now I feel really bad for calling that character a fag…
mahagurusia - Ermmm… I don’t know? Press the emergency bell? Call the fire brigade?
beefstew - Yeah too bad he ain’t got much option. That’s the way life goes… things usually aren’t there when you needed it the most.
_butt - Somehow, his reflex system was directly fused to his mouth… that’s why it’s all garbage output..
Ben - I supposed that’ll work.
a - Elliot looks too big to be related to a panda. I think he’s of different family… more likely to be a descendant of an American sasquatch (commonly known as Bigfoot)
Depends!
wat’s the hurry to get yaself out when u are trapped in the lift with another hot chick. Imagine….
Hehe, good one. So what’s the answer?:)
Really got such person ah?
How’s this for an Elliot-like question, “Hey, what breed ah those dogs in “101 Dalmations”?”
True story, folks!
souplad - Well, if the hot chick’s friendly, yeah. If the hot chick’s a sourpuss, she can go fuck herself.
dkiat - Do you really have to ask me that?
natasha - Yeah, he’s for real.
insomniac - 101? heheheh..
souplad: What if you’re stuck with someone with BO? *gasp*
BWAHAHHAHAHH!!! omg i kenot breathe……..
glad i’m out of there
Oops! It’s “Dalmatians” Hehehe…sorry lah, not my favourite breed.