A couple of ground breaking business proposals that my colleagues and I came up during our tea break yesterday
Super awesome petrol station.
Concept is to set up a superlative premise that stands out from the rest of the conventional boring petrol stations. How? By hiring scantily clad bombshells (eg. Hooter waitresses) as petrol pump attendants. A customer just need to shove their vehicle into a designated lot, sit back and enjoy the view of those bimbos doing their job:
- pump fuel
Pump attendant shall stoop down with a loose blouse. This will maximise the sales as pervert customers will fill up their tanks full each time they refuel (full tank = gets to ogle the downblouse longer…)
- clean windscreen.
Instead of using a window cleaner or a sponge stick, we’re gonna attach 2 pieces of chamois cloth onto the bust of the pump attendant. Then, the pump attendant shall spread up onto the screen with her tits (patched with chamois) and gliiiiiiiiiide around… to wipe the screen clean.
- sales of other miscelaneous items/service
With scantily clad babes as our frontline army, we can basically sell anything to any guy. Cigarettes, condoms, car accessories, you name it. And perhaps if we want to be more creative, maybe some kinky services as well… 5 bucks per close view of the sexy petrol attendant’s armpit… 10 bucks to lick it (we’ll make sure it smells and taste good)… something like that.
It’s going to be a hit. No shit.
The neighbourhood friendly pub
Each time we think of going to pubs, we always think of negative stuffs like traffic jam, lack of parking space and how to get home safely (DUI, roadblocks, etc). So, you’re likely gonna end up worrying about more stuffs instead… which totally waive the original idea of going out to romp ourselves out.
That prompted us to come up with the idea of wiping those worries off our future clients’ minds. We shall adopt the old-school idea of providing shuttle services to the pub customers. How? Just set up a hotline and coordinate. All a customer has to do is to make a reservation through the hotline and a shuttle will be sent to pick up that customer (and all his/her cronies) at a designated meeting area … say, an LRT station or perhaps a popular mall? Hell yeah, how convenient.
And when the customers are done with their partying, there’ll be return shuttle services to send them home too. One of my colleague asked if it’s going to be a problem cleaning up pukes of drunk customers on the bus…
Well, worry not. The seat will come pre-installed with a retractable bucket that connects to a bigass tank underneath the bus. All a drunk passenger gotta do is to flip out the bucket and york their innards all they want. Their pukes will end up inside that tank without any mess.
(the cumulated puke inside the tank can then be recycled by selling them off as agricultural organic feeds for pig farmers…)
This way, the pub goers won’t have to worry about their safety, parking, traffic jam or losing their fucking license to our ever efficient law enforcement officers.
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You heard it from me first.
Eh, I always wanted an all girl white t-shirt car wash place. It never got off because I couldn’t find any bouncer to protect the girls and a place big enough to fit 10,000 customer a day. It will be a big tit hit for sure.
haha..i don thing the petrol station thingy is gonna be a big hit here in Malaysia. tell me, would u like to see malay ladies that bungkus their kepalas pumping petrol 4 u? XD
of course i dont ave to ask u about d rest like arm pit licking and all those..but u get my idea..kekekek….great idea anyway XD
besides….ive nvr seen a babe/chick work in a pertrol station b4..only old ladies and MC/indian
No shit. I like your thinking!
now you just need sponsors you’re all ready.
it’ll be a hit, that’s for sure.
You must not forget also your female and shemale customers also. So besides Hooters chicks, you must also provide gigolos and… damm (no idea what’s fancy shemales).
As for the pubs, you might want to consider teleportation instead of shuttle.
Overall, those are a good ideas.
mahagurusia - Who would have thought we humans would be able to sell prehistoric animal fossils with such a method? kih kih kih
S0L - Alaa…this is way more decent than those night clubs involving in those vice activities… right? If everything else fails, we can always hire China dolls…
sophie - Thanks. Pump more petrol.
jimmy - Don’t worry, if I happen to chance upon such opportunity, I’ll still maintain this blog to tell about it.
beefstew - We’ll have to make some market survey first. How many % of our consumers are fag-hags, queers, etc. If they constitute only a small fraction of the potential customers, they can just fuck off and kiss my ass goodbye.
armpits?…oh come on.
go south…
*dat’s de wae a ha a ha…i lik it a ha a ha*
infidel……
gawwwdddd… what imagination you have there, and it rawks!
note: i’m no lesbo, jz think tat your idea could vry much work if our govt is not a conservative lot!! hiak hiak
beefstew, shemales like soldiers.. really! XD
Not related to post. But I was googling for “immitation handbag” (don’t ask!
) and one of your post came up in the list!
*LOL* Nothing better to do meh?
Pigs are gonna get drunk and have mass orgies.
souplad - Got to preserve my site rating maaa… family friendly site, remember? (I know what you’re talking about, I have the same idea too..ahakss)
jess - doesn’t take a lesbo to think stuffs like that. (we all understand that… *wink*)
azlin - Alaaa… a lot of other exotic searches end up at my blog too. Not only handbags. kih kih kih
primrose - I tried peeling some dead skin off my thumb, but it’s not as thrilling as thinking dirty with all the babes and butts… *shrugs* I guess I’m just being a guy.
alynna - The pigs are gonna squat in nude themselves!