feed a cat
A stray female cat came along when we’re having our lunch at some remote place today. The cat approached my boss and gave him this sad look, as if it’s trying to tell him that it wanted something.
Now, such simple animal like a cat, would only be needing 2 things at any point of its life.
1) sex
2) food
From the way my boss looked, I don’t think the cat wanted to have sex with him. So, it should be the latter. The darn cat was begging for food.
Being a nice guy, my boss took a piece of fried fish and put it in front right between it’s frontal paws. Cat sniffed it for a while, and looked up at my boss. “Perhaps the cat doesn’t like it’s fish fried”, so my boss dumped it a steamed fish instead. Same thing happened. The cat sniffed it for a while, derisively gazed back & walked away to approach another colleague of mine.
This colleague, also a nice guy, dumped the cat some ‘kungpao eel’. Now if you don’t know what’s a ‘kungpao eel’, that’s some good shit people would pay money to have a bite. But the cat? Wouldn’t even touch it.
“The cat even have the audacity to be picky!” exclaimed my colleague.
I don’t know what’s wrong with the cat. In the good old days, stray animals hunt for their own food. They would never beg for it. Even if they did, they’d just devour anything we throw at them. Vegetables, bones, stale rice… anything.
But modern animals are so spoilt nowadays, that they’ll only eat what they want. Not what they need. The animals are evolving into a miniscule version of ourselves to complement the deviated world. I see the cat as a perfect projection of us modern humans. We do not appreciate favours and kindness like how we used to anymore… but rather, taking it for granted as a necessity instead. And when we fail to obtain that ‘necessity’, we’ll sulk and we’ll reprimand, totally lost in our mind overlooking the benevolence that has been bestowed upon us.
Perhaps it’s about how we’re being brought up to survive in the avalanche of modernism. Survival to be the fittest. We gloat over our gain… and thirst for more without ever looking back on what we’ve left behind. And along the raucous chase for the glorious dreams, all that has been obtained will eventually fall off and ‘remorse’ will be our only friend left…
Perhaps… it might not be that complex for the darn cat. Simply maybe, it’s actually asking for a cigarette. I don’t know. What I knew at that moment was, somebody needed to reflect this to the cat that it’s wrong. That was why, I walked over to the sick animal and gave it a kick in the ass, which sent it flying through a thicket of thorny bush and into a river full of mud.
Alright, I was just kidding. I didn’t kick the cat. I just looked at it scornfully and was close to giving it a brain damage. Their contemptuous behavior utterly disgust me. That’s why, I would never feed those ungrateful motherfucking critters.
You want something to eat? Go hunt some wild chickens or sewer rats yourself. Feeding your lazy ass is not my obligation.
*If you think this post is boring, go feed a cat.
not at all…a reminder to count my blessings
maybe the cat wanted sex after all…
Kind of remind me of some of the beggars here in South Africa. In my younger days I would make a sandwich for the poor souls who came knocking at our door for *money*. Note, they wanted *money* to buy some methylated spirits or something to *drink*; but they always claimed they want money for *food*. So, being kind, I would make them a scrumptious sandwich. I would often watch through the window as the beggar walked off to see what they do with the food. 9/10 times the FUCKER would just throw the food away that I spent time and money on making. Ungrateful mofos! Since then, I don’t give anything to anyone that begs. They can go find a job or something. That cat should apply for the job as chief rat-exterminator or something :D.
What is this.. ur blogging about a cat now ?
hrmm, i dont know, i dont like feeding stray cats. If u feed them once, they will juz stay by ur side none stop, worst still… it jump on u.
Btw, it is rude to give food to cats in food stalls or restaurant. To the chef who make the food, it means, “Ur food sux, i dont wan to eat it, i rather give to cats or dogs”.
u know wat i would do? when cats are demanding for food or Sex, their eyes are normally open wide wide shining pityness onto u. take a chili padi and mixed it with sauces, and put it on its Big Wide eyes. it should send them flying. It works for me everytiime. =)
i think it is soemthing to do with those cats…
bitches are much easier and less demanding…obedient and is our slave and friend…
pussies required high maintenance…
and they are fussy…and make us their slave
i hate cats… hehehe
quite observant… u notice that it is a quean.
picky she is… perhaps she picks the feeder not food.
did she give u that “FEED”-me look? haha
tyra - I forgot to count my own blessings…
ken - That’s what i thought too. But the cat’s knocked up. Knocked up organisms aren’t supposed to have swelling libido, am I right? Somebody enlighten me here…
andre - You did the right thing dude. Don’t give them money…
Huh - Ermmm… yes?
ikzq - I tried it before - feeding a cat food laden with sambal and cabai burung. They’re not stupid and they won’t eat it.
zbjernak - That’s why I don’t quite like dogs. They lacked of character. I like cats more than dogs… though I don’t really favor animals generally.
souplad - The cat wouldn’t dare. It has this animal instinct thingy (like those who could foresee the upcoming of a tsunami?) and knew I’m gonna rack it’s ass instead of feeding it food.
whoa… its good to be back again… i just had another week off again…
hahahahahah… of all things… i just want to know one thing… how did you know that cat is a female…
corny or cilaka you can say about me… i just can’t stop thinking you were peeking at the cat’s bottom…
ahhahahahahahahahaah… hahahahahhaah…
What a shocking evil minded attitude you have towards this particular poor cat – not an iota of compassion or understanding towards all sentient beings that share an existence with you.
Understand your consciousness never was dependent upon its physical form. Instead, that consciousness was itself choosing the experience of cat hood. There was nothing that said: ‘This consciousness must be a human being.’ You certainly need to reincarnate in your next life and experience the vulnerability of being a cat!
And learn your lessons.
Animals do not ‘think’ of long lives or short lives, but of a brilliant present, which in a way, compared to your framework, has no beginning or end.., time, in your terms, does not exist for them–and in the deepest of terms a life’s quality on a human scale cannot be judged primarily in terms of its length, either.
will - Dude, like I said, the cat’s ‘knocked up’. A male organism do not get ‘knocked up’ unless you’re a friggin seahorse. And that certainly doesn’t look like a beer gut either. So it must be a female cat.
doohtac - ~~Oh wheee wail you people are so shocking mean to cats~~ Get a life. Stop fucking with cats and help out in charity for unfortunate humans.
no, dont feed it, put the chili padi on its eyes. not feeding it.
haha… another hilarious one! Made my day. Thks
Eh, pussy these day are like that one… darn picky!
The smell’s not right for the little puss.
Didn’t expect fried or kungpau smell.
so did the pussy gave u the wet pitiful eyes
ikzq - If that’s so, why the trouble? Just use a pepper spray
mahaguru - You seem to have problems with pussies… heheh
primrose - I guess I don’t know much about puss then. Needed more exposure…
oliviasy - Pussy give me wet pitiful eyes? Now that’s obscene… eheheh