December 26, 2005

this christmas

this christmas,
I learnt that it is not very wise for anyone to stand anywhere below their bunch of heavily intoxicated friends… for you might get drenched with things that you’re not supposed to be drenched with…

I learnt that beer doesn’t smell very pleasant at all when it’s all over your body. Especially when it’s dried on you.

I learnt beer doesn’t make a very good styling material for your hair. They don’t hold.

I learnt that a low % alcoholic beverage could possibly have an elevated potential when it’s drunk the wrong way and in an accelerated time factor.

I learnt that beer makes you do stupid things that even a retard wouldn’t thought of doing. (should’ve known this long time ago, but I never learn…)

Emily and I gave these out

and got these back

this christmas, I had one of the best times of my life.

#  | michaelooi | escapades | 

5 comments: “this christmas”


  • this christmas eve,
    i learnt that ‘kong’ looks cool n awesome..
    this christmas,
    i learnt that ‘kong’ looks lovely n sweets…

    wat a boring christmas for me..

    #  | kokbeng  | December 27th, 2005, 10:23 am

  • does not look like the canon lens made it to you. the bear looks cool. i did not get the lens but i got one heck of a lap dance, better than any of my other presents i got.

    #  | reverend gisher  | December 27th, 2005, 3:18 pm

  • …and drenched. Heh! What’s that pink thingy? Photo album?

    #  | Primrose  | December 28th, 2005, 11:43 am

  • yes it’s a photo album.

    #  | michaelooi  | December 28th, 2005, 2:27 pm

  • happy new year micheal!

    #  | oliviasy  | December 29th, 2005, 4:36 pm