December 21, 2005
merry christmas
To those of you who,
1) is reading this entry,
- Merry “5-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.
2) has been reading this blog since last Christmas,
- Merry “10-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.
3) has been reading this blog since last 2 Christmas,
- Merry “15-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.
2) has been reading this blog since it started,
- Merry “20-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.
3) has been reading this blog every awakening minute of your life,
- You don’t need Christmas, you need to put your head in the toilet bowl and flush.
Remember your loved ones. Don’t drink and drive. (Just crash at the party.)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to All.
My hope in 2006:
- No to WARs
- No to Bombs
- No to Ear Squats
- No to whatever shit the stupid fuck dressed in Dark Blue will do.
God Damm…merrry christmass to yall guys too!!..
Santa claus is coming to er…wheree ever la..
Mike…merry xmas & a joyous new year
Merry Christmas to you too…
5 minutes is just nice.
Yup, I would like to take this sneaky opportunity to wish everyone in here and you too Michael (lol) a Merry Christmas and a happy orgasm. Ops, did I just wrote that? This heavenly’s blog is a bad place to be. spank spank spank!
Merry christmas to You Michael Mahaguru Ooi..!!
All Hail
I’m entitled to 15 minutes orgasm.
….whoops
merry christmas.
Come lah.. come crash ky’s party! Lots of drunken debauchery!
can i ‘hijack’ ur christmas tree? so nice…
Not fair, I want more than 5 mins orgasm too… ;p Merry Christmas Mike…
journey - It seems like you’re pretty riled up over the ear squat incident. Come on man, forgive the scums. Have a virtual drink!
mahaguru - Now you know, the 62% isn’t just any joke you happen to read off some kiddy’s comic.
morpheux - Aisehman! Mahaguru pulak. *punches a pool of water while yelling loudly*
FA - Nah…I’m too old for this kind of activity. *cough cough*
erizabesu - Be my guest.
m@ri - Ermmmm… wait for another year? Merry xmas.
the rest - Enjoy your holidays!
Wish you a 10-minutes-orgasm ho ho ho Christmas too!
wish u and emily… both have 10 mins orgasm too..
wishing only u with 10mins orgasm is not considerate enough and not fair to emily…
so now..both of u got my wishes
cheers and merry christmas
Merry Christmas to you & Emily!
Ahaha, and who’s gonna give me my orgasm? Does Santa do orgasms? *winks winks*
kk/zb - Thanks. If I have the other readers wishing me the same thing, I think I’m gonna spend the whole Christmas day moaning inside my room… from the accumulation of your orgasm wishes… kih kih kih
mircle8 - You too.
melancholy - I’m sure those Santas with fake beard around the shopping malls are very capable of giving someone that…
merry christmas and happy new year to u too dude
long time no comment =P
neways merry christmas to u~
and also to all d other readers of this blog =)
Marry Christmas to you too:)
kevin - Who’s Christmas? Why marry her? heheh…
merry christmas.