December 21, 2005

merry christmas

To those of you who,

1) is reading this entry,
– Merry “5-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.

2) has been reading this blog since last Christmas,
– Merry “10-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.

3) has been reading this blog since last 2 Christmas,
– Merry “15-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.

2) has been reading this blog since it started,
– Merry “20-minutes-orgasm” Christmas.

3) has been reading this blog every awakening minute of your life,
– You don’t need Christmas, you need to put your head in the toilet bowl and flush.

Remember your loved ones. Don’t drink and drive. (Just crash at the party.)

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21 Comments to “merry christmas”

  1. Journey says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to All.

    My hope in 2006:
    – No to WARs
    – No to Bombs
    – No to Ear Squats
    – No to whatever shit the stupid fuck dressed in Dark Blue will do.

  2. kokbeng says:

    God Damm…merrry christmass to yall guys too!!..
    Santa claus is coming to er…wheree ever la..

  3. tyra says:

    Mike…merry xmas & a joyous new year :)

  4. Beefstew says:

    Merry Christmas to you too…

    5 minutes is just nice.

  5. mahagurusia says:

    Yup, I would like to take this sneaky opportunity to wish everyone in here and you too Michael (lol) a Merry Christmas and a happy orgasm. Ops, did I just wrote that? This heavenly’s blog is a bad place to be. spank spank spank! :-)

  6. MorpheusX says:

    Merry christmas to You Michael Mahaguru Ooi..!!
    All Hail

  7. Din says:

    I’m entitled to 15 minutes orgasm.

    ….whoops

  8. simon says:

    merry christmas.

  9. FireAngel says:

    Come lah.. come crash ky’s party! Lots of drunken debauchery!

  10. erizabesu says:

    can i ‘hijack’ ur christmas tree? so nice…

  11. m@ri says:

    Not fair, I want more than 5 mins orgasm too… ;p Merry Christmas Mike…

  12. michaelooi says:

    journey – It seems like you’re pretty riled up over the ear squat incident. Come on man, forgive the scums. Have a virtual drink!

    mahaguru – Now you know, the 62% isn’t just any joke you happen to read off some kiddy’s comic.

    morpheux – Aisehman! Mahaguru pulak. *punches a pool of water while yelling loudly*

    FA – Nah…I’m too old for this kind of activity. *cough cough*

    erizabesu – Be my guest.

    m@ri – Ermmmm… wait for another year? Merry xmas.

    the rest – Enjoy your holidays!

  13. kk says:

    Wish you a 10-minutes-orgasm ho ho ho Christmas too!

  14. zbjernak says:

    wish u and emily… both have 10 mins orgasm too..
    wishing only u with 10mins orgasm is not considerate enough and not fair to emily…

    so now..both of u got my wishes

    cheers and merry christmas

  15. miracle8 says:

    Merry Christmas to you & Emily!

  16. Ahaha, and who’s gonna give me my orgasm? Does Santa do orgasms? *winks winks*

  17. michaelooi says:

    kk/zb – Thanks. If I have the other readers wishing me the same thing, I think I’m gonna spend the whole Christmas day moaning inside my room… from the accumulation of your orgasm wishes… kih kih kih

    mircle8 – You too.

    melancholy – I’m sure those Santas with fake beard around the shopping malls are very capable of giving someone that…

  18. pikey says:

    merry christmas and happy new year to u too dude

  19. caryn says:

    long time no comment =P
    neways merry christmas to u~
    and also to all d other readers of this blog =)

  20. Kevin says:

    Marry Christmas to you too:)

  21. michaelooi says:

    kevin – Who’s Christmas? Why marry her? heheh…

    merry christmas.

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