I have finally met him. The mysterious Lavatory Andy Lau; a Bangladeshi janitor who has been the talk amongst the employees. I’ve heard so much about this guy’s bungling acts inside male restrooms. It was said that he likes to grip the mop like a mic and howl Bangladeshi ballads inside the toilet.
But he wasn’t holding his ‘mic’ when I saw him today. He was busy singing to an urinal when I entered the office restroom.
His eyes locked to the small drain hole and hands tenderly scrubbing it with a brush… as if he’s envisioning himself scrubbing a Hindustan bimbo inside an MTV. He was so ‘involved’, that he was completely oblivious to my presence there..
And that was when the epiphany struck me… about the fucked-up-ness of my workplace. Heed this..
- Our janitor’s capable to pull some Amitabh Bachan shits inside the loo
- high paying managemnet dorks loaf around in office wasting resources
I mean, doesn’t that point to some pattern non-conformity here? We’ve wrongly hired
- entertainers to clean our shits
- the janitors to lead our department
GODDAMN!
I was so tempted to walk over to Andy and tell him about his rightful place… that I would be grateful to have him as my boss anytime. No shit, he probably won’t be able to understand plenty of English… but at least, he’s passionate about what he’s doing. (you should check out how he longingly gaze at the urinal…)
But I chose not to interrupt Andy in his sentimental singing binge. For I know, my effort will be futile and I don’t want to spoil his days dreaming about what he could have been. He’s much happier not knowing what I know.
I quietly moved to one of the urinals behind him feeding my dick to one of his Hindustan bimbo and be done with it. I left him a fart as tip. A heavy one.
‘…I left him a fart as tip. A heavy one.’
Wakakaka!!
Your blog: 62% Evil. You personally, how much?
I personally… am not evil. Trust me.
Hmm… no B.O. from this particular Bangla this time?
Quote: Singing to an urinal
wah…
serious??
how come people always endup working in the wrong place?
i for one think u should be state councillor..not engineer…
hmmm
jdream - The toilet reeked of ammonia… probably overwhelmed his stench… but I ain’t wanna find out either…
zbjernak - And why would I want to be a state counciller (whatever that is)? I wanna be a Playboy magazine photographer…
GRAMMAR NAZI! It’s “to a urinal” not “to an urinal”. Because ‘urinal’ is pronounced ‘yu-ree-nal’ with a consonant not a vowel
Its wrong to assume Bangladeshis are Hindustani…they have their own identity, culture, and music and movies. It would be like saying all Africans love Michael Jordon when most of them wouldn’t even know who he is.
hamster - An urinal. Blow me?
Aysh - Dude, EVERYONE wants to be Amitabh Bachan… irregardless of ethnicity… unless you’re gay.
i was blog hopping and i stumbled across your blog. i read a few posts of yours and i love the way you write. you’re so funny
Hahahhaha….Andy bin Lau then, his name is. Evil you are not. Being frank you are. Passion in his job, he has. Fart more in his face, you should.
miracle8 - Master Yoda!!! Is that you????
Yes, young padawan, it is I, Mistress Yoda.
Mistress Yoda! Show me your green beef curtain!
Show you my “langsir daging hijau”, I shall not. Concentrate on my work, I must. Be best buddies with Andy bin Lau, you most probably will. Succumb to the fart, he won’t.
Just singing while cleaning the toilet… Thank god he has not start dancing!
imagine if that guy start dancing, all the brooms, mops, clothing start to animate out by dancing to his tune..
the bowel cover start to chorus to his singing…
wow… hahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahha