“assholometer bounty” meme
Been tagged by Vincent. Some meme post he invented himself … about evil stuffs that one has ever done in his/her life (he calls it assholism, I call it cool things that we do to cheer ourselves up).
As you might have probably reckoned, the list can get pretty long … and I can’t possibly list them all out here. So I guess I’ll sample out a portion of it for you to get an idea - how far does my 62% stretch.
1) I drew some graffiti on a white cat before - [details]
2) I humiliated a girl in my tuition center and made her quit the class - [details]
3) I’ve spiked a whole volleyball team’s drink with drain water - [details]
4) I terrorized and pwn-ed a lady driving an SLK at some junction - [details]
5) I kicked an elevator maintenance guy’s ass and made my mom shouted at him - [details]
6) I jeered at a middle eastern guy in McDonalds - [details]
7) I messed with a deity and he’s angry with me - [details]
I made a friend’s dog dive into a pile of mud - [details]
9) I ripped a fart to gas the bunch of shapeshifter security guards at my workplace - [details]
10) I kicked a lunatic dog sending it into a drain and almost got my balls impaled because of it - [details]
11) I mocked my ex-boss in an elevator full of engineers - [details]
12) I “April fooled” my site visitors in the month of March. [details #1, #2, #3]
13) More random evil acts I did when I was a teenager.
14) More random evil acts I did when I was prepubescent.
15) More random evil acts I did to animals.
And many more in the archives & off the record. But I assure you, people, despite all the morally questionable deeds I’ve engaged in the past, I’m still pretty much a nice guy to hang out with. I don’t smoke and I’ve never killed a single cat in my life before.
That psychotic Vincent created this meme with an odd requirement. He wanted the tagged person to ask his readers - how much would they pay to get rid such an “asshole” like me. Supposedly, the higher the bounty, the more evil you would think I am. You get the idea. So, gimme a number there. Thanks.
P/S: And oh, if you’d be needing any meme’s, go ahead to get yourself tagged and blog about it.
“I jeered at a middle eastern guy in McDonalds”
Um. That sounds more like plain hazardous than assholic.
16) looked thoroughly on girl’s part, ..that part, through the research not long ago.
17) horned the cow and derided that cow are all kayu.
You have been a bad bad boy… No christmas presents for you. hahahha!!!
megabigblur - Yeah, that middle eastern guy is hazardous. I might hurt myself pretty bad punching him
put3put4 - That phrase “horned the cow” made me paused for a moment there… for I thought you’re trying to accuse me practicing bestiality…
natasha - Who needs Christmas presents? I just need plenty of sex and food. Hehehh!
Luckily I CANNOT say “You have been a bad bad boy, so no sex for you for 2 weeks”. Haha!!
Opp! it should be
“blew horn to a cow and derided that cows are all kayu.”
No wonder Michael got horned! Some more,
“Cheating that at 13, he didn’t know about Ham Chim Peng and thought that it was just 2 slices of pork chops pressing together”
may be that stupid middle east man fler
wants take revange at mc’donald you know m’cdonald are american… they hate american
by doing that he feel good
next time you see him again at mc’donald or else. shout to him THIS IS MALAYSIA NOT AMERICA!
natasha - Well, I can live without sex for 2 weeks, no big deal… heheeh
put3put4 - I think the verb is called “honk”. As in “I honked at that motherfucking horny cow”.
hokkien lang - I don’t know man, but that is just plain inconsiderate. I don’t mean to stereotype but that wasn’t the only time I’ve seen middle eastern people harrassing fast food operators. I’ve once seen a middle eastern guy yelling profanities at some waiters in Nando’s … just because his table ran out of Nando’s sauce.
I think the evil rating should be redone, obviously your site is more than 62% evil
Thou art the definition of evil.
… I am proud of you, Dr. Evil.
You need plenty of sex and food, you say but you can live without sex for 2 weeks? It’s like saying you can live without food for 2 weeks also wor. Sex=food.
Hmmm, how much would I pay to get rid of you ah? Why would I want to do that wor? If I did that, poor readers won’t get to read no more kickass posts. On second thoughts, I’ll send you a number on a private chat request, ok? *winky winks*
hamster - The 62% tag was tabulated based on the feedback of my site readers… If I would have rated myself, I’ll probably rate myself 100% nice. No shit.
wan - Yay! I have doktorship now.
primrose - Sex=food? So that theoretically means, if I want sex, I can basically screw a burger or two to quell my copulatory needs? Wow… who needs girl now… go figure.
But then, how come nobody mentioned about any bounty?
Nobody mentioned no bounty cos they don’t wanna get rid of no assholes.
Chey! Screw a burger konon. Wrong shape lerrr. Screw lar a hotdog bun. At least it fits better.
I dunno dude. Nobody seems to want to give us any money for us to go away.
I wouldn’t pay a Ore to get rid of you
primrose - No, really. If you press that biological clam together, it’ll look like Big Mac in certain angles… (saw it in a forwarded mail).
vincent - Yeah man, your meme tak laku lar. Kanineh.
EF - Chehhhh miser.
that’s all? i thot there’s more…. muahahahahr!
CHEY!