cow & chicken
It has been some time since there’s any stranger messaged me in ICQ. I got one yesterday, who claimed to be someone I know… but I have no idea… here’s the log…
[22:02] racheal: hi. I don’t understand with your “quote’ .. ehehe
[22:02] michael: erm who’s this
[22:03] racheal: ur net friend la`
[22:03] michael: you’re not in my ICQ list … can you perhaps refresh my memory?
[22:03] racheal: Oppsss…. 
[22:04] michael: you my ex girlfriend or something? i lost my memory in an accident, you see … i was saving a little kid and got hit by a train
[22:05] racheal: oh… pity guy. so u oledi recover?
[22:06] michael: yes yes… so may i know who’s this? how we met? how you looked like? whether you have big boobs? etc etc?
[22:08] racheal: Hmm.. racheal is here, u may call me Rac, we never meet up before .. I’m just ur normal icq friend only
[22:09] michael: oh racheal… hi racheal. nice to meet you again. though i don’t quite remember our encounter. Sorry.
[22:10] racheal: is ok . actually I’m not quite rmber also but since u r in my list that’s y I send msg to u
[22:10] michael: Oh ok …. So, what about this “quote” thing you mentioned ?
[22:10] racheal: Momma has a Chicken, Momma has a Cow, Dad was proud, Didn’t care how
[22:11] michael: Oooh… that was a popular saying made by the famous wiseman called Confucius. It confused you … didn’t it? that’s the trick… hahah
[22:12] racheal: 
ok la. brb
[22:12] michael: see ya …
[22:13] racheal: sure
Hmmmm… people are getting more and more ‘interesting’ nowadays…
Update 11/17
Here’s a few more chat logs in the past that I haven’t published before:
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[23:03] anonymous1: hi
[23:03] michael: hi…
[23:03] anonymous1: mind to intro?
[23:03] michael: yes,…
[23:05] anonymous1: then?
[23:05] michael: you asked if I mind … I answered yes … so, what else are you expecting?
[23:06] anonymous1: ok, sory
[23:07] michael: no problem …
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[22:02] jane: hello
[22:02] michael: hi… who’s this ?
[22:02] jane: i’m jane.
[22:03] jane: can we b friend?
[22:03] michael: cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[22:03] jane: what’s ur race?
[22:04] michael: Oh … I’m a Bangladeshi ….
[22:04] jane: oic.
[22:04] jane: where do u live?
[22:05] michael: i live inside my house, jane.
She stopped messaging after that…
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[23:39] anonymous2: * poke *
[22:39] michael: owwhh
[23:40] anonymous2: *poke summore *
[22:40] michael: owwwhhh owwhhhhh wweeeeoooeeeoooweee
[23:45] anonymous2: bloggin ah
[22:46] michael: who’s this ?
[23:46] anonymous2: your blog reader looz
[22:46] michael: nick please
[23:46] anonymous2: anonymous2 [i edited the nick as anonymous2]
[22:47] michael: nope, never seen your nick before. are you sure you’re not one of the african spammers?
[22:47] michael: black money scam and all that
[23:47] anonymous2: African… I get that alot (hurt)
[23:48] anonymous2: scam also no scam you ler. read from your blog you ngam ngam just clear your credit card [22:49] michael: i think you made a mistake girl … i cleared my credit card a week ago… and i never blogged about it. you sure you’re messaging the right person?
[23:50] anonymous2: a week ago is not ngam ngam meh? heh friend of Dr. Liew ma right
[22:52] michael: drliew has a lot of friends… conmen, tranvestites, etc … the scope is simply too big. fishy, i never blogged about me and my credit card … better tell me, who are you ?
And I never got any reply back from her after that… freaky…
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bwahahaaa….this is all i say
luckly, it was not I AM WEASLE quotes!
ha ha ha ha
Interesting meh? You should have an ICQ chat with me someday. *winks*
normally, i would play prank with people like this if i dunno them or if its wrong call:
Racheal : Can i speak to mr XXX?
William : Sorry this is Balai Polis Bukit Aman. There is no mr XXX.
Racheal : hang up…
hahahaha most of the time some of them hang up.. or they will still ask something…
here is another one:
Lady : Ah Kian ar… you din call me yesterday.. why lar?
William was delay by one second by this stranger..
William : Ah Kian is with me now in the bed… he’s good
Lady : … hang up…
Fun isn’t it…
huiwen - That laugh reminded me of Murphy the talking skull in Monkey Island games…
hokkienlang - Ha mi lai? Ha mi weasel? Cheebye wa chai lar… weasel limbeh mm chai …
primrose - Caaaaaaan… message me anytime lah *wink wink*
william - Errmmm that’s an ICQ conversation lar dude… you know what’s an ICQ right? It’s a type of communication device using morse code…
hahahahahahahhaahah… me sudah out of frequency tuning! hahahahaha…
Cow is disgusting… yet… damn funny… hehhe
I did i-chart b4 but was being kicked out cos I’d used too many fffffffff, cccccccc & pppppppp
I had the weirdest MSN encounters with morons like these:-
Sun_Moon: Hi
Martin: Hi, who’s this?
Sun_Moon: wat is ur name?
Martin: I’m Martin. Why’d you add me?
Sun_Moon: can we be friend?
Martin: Sure, but first what is your name?
Sun_Moon: duno
Martin: …
Martin: Okay, that is sad.. You’re telling me you’ve forgotten your name..?
Sun_Moon: *Nudge*
Martin: Yes? Can you tell me what is your name?!
Sun_Moon: add this person (someperson)@hotmail.com
Martin: ..what does adding another unknown person gotta do with telling me your freaking name?
Sun_Moon: He knows you 1. ask him la
Martin: what? another person i dunno that knows me? Why won’t you just tell me your name?
Sun_Moon: just ask la
Martin: You’re pathethic.
I proceeded to add the address into my MSN, and the person pops online.
wcf: *Nudge*
Martin: Hi, your friend (Sun_Moon)@hotmail.com said you would tell me what’s his name. Care to enlighten me?
wcf: hi
wcf: cannot tell
wcf: *Nudge*
I blocked the two idiots right away.
HAHAHA….i guess it must be really interesting to have stalkers…
i think i would be freaked out… :S
man.. i never get stalked before..
martin - Aiyaa… you shouldn’t have played along lar, judging from the level of stupidity the first chatter has exhibited…
and guys, those aren’t stalkers. those are just random ICQ encounters lah….
lol, i suppose you’re right, mike. In fact, they were only TWO of the FIVE persons i blocked in my MSN. I’m getting sick of these…
michael: drliew has a lot of friends… conmen, tranvestites, etc … the scope is simply too big.
this line made me laff so hard