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September 30, 2005

shrimp cake story

I posted this story before in the forum… but I’m posting it here again because today’s a very special day…

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there’s a philipino maid. she works for a chinese family. she doesn’t speak malay or chinese .. so, she usually converse in English with her employers.

one day, the mistress wanted her to buy a piece of shrimp cake (belacan) from a nearby store. So, she went on her way to comply with her mistress’ request — to buy a piece of belacan

But she got a problem. The shopkeeper doesn’t understand what she wanted to buy when she told him “shrimp cake”. She tried her best to show him with all sorts of hand signals… but to no success.

Then, the philipino maid got an idea. She stuck her hand into her private part … and scrubbed it against the smelliest part of her labium…. then stuck her tainted finger under the shopkeeper’s nostril.

Immediately, the shopkeeper realized what she wanted to buy “OOOOOOOOOOO BELACAN SI BOOOH ? Say lar early early ..”

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Story courtesy of my late old man (told to me when I was barely 16). Today’s his birthday… & I missed that bugger.

#  | michaelooi | imagination | 

17 comments: “shrimp cake story”


  • HapPy BiRtDay Uncle Ooi!U have a good kid there… ;p

    #  | m@ri  | September 30th, 2005, 5:20 pm

  • OMG!

    #  | ChowFC  | September 30th, 2005, 7:07 pm

  • Aw. That’s such a dirty dirty joke.

    #  | Esther  | September 30th, 2005, 9:24 pm

  • Cheers to him dude!

    #  | Gregenz  | October 1st, 2005, 12:27 am

  • Yesterday was his birthday and you shouldn’t go like one story. Maybe a marathon of stories he used to told you, that would be nice.

    Erm…Happy birthday, uncle…

    #  | Early Stage Beef Stew  | October 1st, 2005, 2:05 am

  • Belacan smell?? Is this story a true one or not?

    #  | fish fish  | October 1st, 2005, 2:05 pm

  • m@ri - I hope he gets that wish. Coz he had already bitten the dust a couple years ago. heheh…

    beef stew - Well, the problem is, he has a lazy son. Whatudu…

    fish fish - Errmmmm … this story of course is not true lar… but there’s some significant truth in it… go figure lar…

    #  | michaelooi  | October 1st, 2005, 2:31 pm

  • something tells me i’d have loved uncle ooi’s company…

    rock on uncle ooi and uncle ooi’s son.

    #  | Averdim  | October 1st, 2005, 4:47 pm

  • Sorry dear… I missed out that part. You must miss him so much huh? Don’t worry, he knows how much you love him ;)

    #  | m@ri  | October 1st, 2005, 4:59 pm

  • haha! Bau belacan.. lol i remembered this guy, used to stay next door, that time i was a small kid.. he’s in his twenties.. told me bout this.. something like ‘pukek indu bau belacan’ translated as ‘girl’s private part smells like belacan… ‘ lol lol lol ..~~

    #  | bongkersz  | October 1st, 2005, 7:47 pm

  • maikel ,
    i wonder if that filipino maid ask to buy ’sotong kering’ or ’salted fish’?
    what she will do?

    #  | hokkien lang  | October 2nd, 2005, 2:09 am

  • macam bapa macam anak.. hehe

    #  | KY  | October 2nd, 2005, 6:10 pm

  • *goes to bathroom*

    *comes back 2 minutes later*

    NO IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE BELACAN! you people never bathe ar?

    #  | megabigblur  | October 3rd, 2005, 5:33 am

  • hokkein lang: then she rubs her fingers between her toes lor.

    belacan? i bet she neber bathe for a least a month.

    ehh… different XX chromos tasted and smell differently…. hehe.

    #  | souplad  | October 3rd, 2005, 10:30 am

  • Now I know where all this michael ooi-ness came from. Happy Bday uncle :)

    #  | Silencers  | October 5th, 2005, 1:30 am

  • souplad ;
    i thought she take out hers 7 days old panties to that towkey…
    ha… ha… ha…

    #  | hokkien lang  | October 5th, 2005, 2:07 am

  • Ha ha, not even funny. Perhaps you can dig up some “funny” story about smelly crotches.

    #  | jo  | January 26th, 2006, 3:15 am