Longevity… is it really such a good thing ? We Chinese greet our elders plenty of years living on this planet… till their pubic hair goes white… but have we really asked ourselves, is that really what we/they want ?
Well, if it’s as simple as discoloration on our pubic hairs, then that would definitely be a great thing (after all, white pubic hair adds character…). But we all know that’s not usually the case. Life is much more complex than that… When you’re old, you don’t get to :
party and romp
Sure enough, you’d still get to enjoy those heart throbbing music like what you used to do with that skanky motherfucking slut at the nearby one-night-stand club. But you won’t be able to flail your arms like everybody does it on the dance floor … because all your limbs will either be plagued with arthritis (for fucking too much on the floor during your abled years), or you’re too weak to even stand up straight lest you’ll break your frail spine.
hoover anything you want
When your cholesterol and blood pressure are sky high, you’re practically forbidden to eat anything that’s considered good at all. If it’s shitty, then it’s healthy – that will be your diet throughout your geriatric life. (hell, you can’t even swallow cum for fuck’s sake, unless you want to get a stroke or something)
imbibe like a thirsty camel
When one’s 23, they imbibe to get high. When one’s 73, they imbibe, they die. That’s because at that age, there’s no live brain tissue left inside that noggin’. It’s a cemetery of dead cells. Like… meat. Dead meat inside. Probably a couple more left for you to do something fundamental like breathing or scratching your ass … but nothing more than that. So, if you down some booze in there, you’re basically committing suicide.
hook up like there’s no tomorrow
Because tomorrow’s always there and you know it. And it’s damn boring. Biologically, your copulatory organs will become expired due to wear and tear… but your physical existence are left here for the tormenting finale. Or say, if you’re even sexually active at that age, nobody would probably be interested to have sex with you. That’s because you’ll be too dilapidated with dead skin cells… that one would rather fuck a piece of beef jerky than an ancient stiff corpse like yourself.
get something to do
You’re bored and you feel like a stump. So you get yourself something to do… a hobby perhaps. But what can you do ? Play golf ? With your walking stick? You can’t. At such feeble age, the only thing that you get to really do is sit around and make some noise – so that your children would get pissed at you (for being so noisy and nosy) and dump you to some old folks home.
So… as you can see, getting old is boring. You can’t romp, you can’t wolf, you can’t booze, you can’t fuck. You can’t do nothing ! And if you’re a wee bit unlucky, you might even contract some illness that’s probably gonna bedridden your sorry ass and suffer a slow painful death.
Now, you tell me, is that the kind of life that is worth living for ?
I don’t know, if I were to become old someday, don’t wish me longevity. Wish me a quick and painless death instead … that will be so much better.
i totally agree!!!
they always say that those who’ve passed are off to a better place.. ;)
Frankly, I don’t know which is better; to die peacefully in bed or to die in the excitement of the throes of fucking. Probably the former.
lol.. i dunno what to say. i love ur blog.. haha. keep it up mate
hmm, 73 huh. Even wai-kor can’t help u there. Doesn’t matter the age you die as long as you’ve lived it to the fullest.
You are so true! But you don’t really have any control over it.
If you gonna die a boring arse with white pubic hair, you gonna fucking die a boring arse with white pubic hair.
By the way, what’s your ideal age of you to bite the dust? or to be barbequed to char?
Semoga engkau dipendekkan umur.
Totoro, those who purchases Wai-Gor r actually around those age. I am not joking.
hi michael… i enjoyed your blog so much that i wanted to kill myself.
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blueky – That’s just some gimmick to make people less afraid of death. When you’re dead, you’re as dead as a rock.
viewtru – The latter is kinda good … kih kih
alex – awwwwwwwww… thanks !
totoro – Yes, live it to the fullest !
beef stew – I don’t know … when I cease interest for everything ? Can be any age …
apomputeh – Sama-sama lah …
avid-reader – Want to die.. die lah. You don’t have to tell me.
Hahaha there have been reports about grandfathers raping little children wor…
you sure old people cannot erect meh?
they buy wai-kor that age just to harden the willie to take a piss…otherwise the evil daughter-in-laws nag at them.
;) i actually have a friend..his dad died in a heart attack while fucking a prostitute…although the family (especially his mum) was truly heart broken..but now thinking about it…damn..didnt really ask what he looked like…
LOL.
The vulcan say,
“Live long and prosperous” because they have 200 years of life.
For human, it is
“Live long and suffering”.
Still don’t understand why so many people spend so much money on supplementary food.
I’m aiming to be a GILF.
I agree.
Eat anything you want now! Smoke everything you can find! Fuck anything that walks! Live life to the fullest NOW!
amber – those ‘grandfathers’ aren’t really the old type lar. Maybe in their 50′s or something… (that’s roughly Sylvester Stallone’s age… go figure)
gregenz – Well, at least he died enjoying himself, right ? That’s way better than those who died of cancer or perhaps, venereal disease…
moo_t – I think it’s ok to take supplements. But it will not be ok if one were to take supplements … then puff a ciggy the very next minute. That’s just plain wrong.
esther – Well, best of luck to you then… Granny.
thri-p – So, you’ll fuck a lawnmower ? have a nise dae.
Hahaha….how true..
Still…not interested in finding out who your grandchildren will be? or …visit all those places around the world? ….Or just lie back and do all those things u missed out as a child? Play computer? :P lol
Youth + Lots of cash = Nows thats living!!!