things that are not supposed to be right
- A guy obtaining a girl’s phone number through a third party
That’s right. Being the dominant gender on this planet, we males have to do things in the righteous manner. Like if you fancy a chick, you walk straight to her and friggin’ ask for her number yourself. You don’t fucking bribe the girl’s retarded blimp best friend with an ice cream for her number. That’s just plain shallow. And despicable.
- A guy to have fingernails the length of a cow’s dick
Maybe I’ve exaggerated the length a bit, but you get the idea. I once saw a waiter in a restaurant with yellow stained long fingernails (must be like 4 - 5 inches long). I mean, why the long fingernails ? Ladies wanted them to make their fingers look longer and more delicate. Certain guys may want to keep them to strum some strings (but usually not longer than a couple of inches). Or as a virtual shovel to excavate their boogers. But … at this length, it’s pretty much telling everyone you’re a filthy slob.
- Bosses to get so much higher wages than us working level employees
That’s kinda mind boggling isn’t it ? That motherfucker just sits around hanging out with all these boors playing golf and ask stupid questions… and they get paid 7000% more per month than what we make every year. We, on the other hand, have to write them reports and haul our asses all over to solve their problems. In ancient times, you get paid for the amount of work you do… today, it’s pretty much the other way round. This isn’t right.
- Men wearing spandex pants.
Well, I know a lot of girls get pretty excited about men donning spandex pants. But I think it’s just plain wrong. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s about the way our package getting squeezed out like some muppet’s nose… looking so vulnerable like that. I mean, if it’s all about pleasing the ladies, why not just loose it all off ? Just let your balls gravitate and your dick flutter. Or one can just wear a speedo underwear if it’s all about agility. Things that I couldn’t understand.
- Men with tattooed eyebrows
Eyebrows are as important to men like tits to women. When a man loses his eyebrows, he’s gonna lose all the purpose to live (coz he’s gonna look like a fucking ET). Enigmatic as it may sound to you, yes… these small strips of hair do boost our self esteem and confidence. But somehow, somebody actually came up with the idea of redeeming their charm by TATTOOING their eyebrows. That’s terribly wrong. I once saw a middle aged man with a pair of faded eyebrow-tattoos … and it’s green in colour. I almost had a stroke seeing that. It’s fucking revolting. Please, don’t tattoo your eyebrows. You can implant all your pubic hairs on it I don’t care. Just… don’t fucking tattoo it.
Many more. But I’m too lazy to write right now.
1 more thing: men holding their girlfriend’s handbag. their girlfriends may think that they’re the sweetest guy on earth, blah blah blah, but believe me, they look so friggin faggoty that everytime i see one of those fella i get a slipdisc just from laughing too hard. its just… not right.
Men with long nails are basicly, gross.
Actually guys doing manicure is even more wrong
Oh My Gawd!!! curly pubic eyebrows..
I would rather die or become a monk….
elphinstone - Eh… I kena that before also ler. And yes, it’s not right.
esther - Ooh, I didn’t know that there are actually guys going for a manicure. Those who did are probably faggots.
morpheus - But curly pubic eyebrows ARE BETTER than faded-green-tattoo-eyebrows. Believe me.
hey.. but i thought that was how you obtained your then-gf, now your wife’s contact number, no? from a friend of hers?
Hahaha…dude..I remember you blogged about how you got Emily’s phone number from your friend..hahah..
Dude, how about the toilet seat-up/seat-down issue. I hated to bring this up again but I was so tempted by ya post.
Well, my female friends always claimed that toilet seats are designed and designated for use by women. Men are expected to feel obliged to put the seat down after micturating, if the toilet seats are shared.
As expected, women like to flout their rules…
Why must men be the ones always do all the work leh; lifting, and THEN lowering the seat? Why shouldn’t women be expected to raise that damned seat after offering their piss leh?
Nevertheless, being a nice guy like me will always comply to what they want. I enjoyed being nice to ladies. Ha Ha .. I am so hypocritic …. a hypocritic souplad.
1 more; guys holding hands.
What’s with the Bangladeshis? They like to hold hands when walking in public. It’s like they’re afraid of getting lost or something.
passerby / vincent - Ohh, that one different. I FORGOT to ask. Like, how am I supposed to meet her again if I don’t have her number ? If I were to have asked on the first night, no doubt, I would have scored the same way.
souplad - I once got into the ladies in some pub. And boy, it stinks in there. There were shits inside and also some decomposing smell as well. I almost keeled over. But before I’m able to bail, I managed to take the liberty to piss all over the seat. And that … I actually helped the ladies to clean up the shit stains. Imagine people… imagine.
rkaru - Yeah, what’s wrong with the Banglas, man ? Guys shouldn’t hold each other’s hands unless it’s for some good reason. Like … saving another person from plunging into a shithole or something like that.
I’m imagining Michael with menacing huge green tattooed eyebrows that’s fading, wearing a tiger and leopard print spandex pants, holding his male friend’s hand in one while poking his with the other with his long 3″ fingernail to get him to go after this girl with a pair of nice racks, who was glowing in his radar.
Imagine people… Just imagine……
serve you right for asking us to imagine you pissing at shit stains on the toilet bowl!!! Pfffffttt!!!!!
dude.. i bet u must have exercised ya prostates big time by exerting at the most stubborn sh*t stains….muahahaha….
I totally agree with you on some low-IQed suckers who received lots of monthly wages + bonus + commission + etc and still can do a shittier job than us.
matakecik - eh, cruel nyaaaa… that’s a ladies toilet ok ? You need very little imagination since it’s quite a frequent sight for you…
souplad - Yeah man. Took a really big dick to be able to flush down that patch of stubborn shit stain. And I did it with grace …
jase - Should be the other way round right ? You do shittier job… you get shittier pay. But fuck, that’s not happenin’…
haha…..u have just rendered famous brand like HARPIC irrelevant…..
dude, u are always full of funny sh*t, aren’t u? = )
heheh… i don’t know if my shits are funny but … they do come out in irregular shapes sometimes…
I though it is the reason why people invented the word metrosexual for some “man”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual
If you boss get paid 7000%(70x) more than you, it means you working in a listed company.
Your absolutely right about that green color however thats why he should have gone to a tatoo makeup artist one who specializes in mens brows.Women can get away with a tatooed look to them but a man wants to keep his masculine look.It can be done well but you really have to shop around and ask for refrences and clients testimonies and in 5 to eight years it will completely fade away.Also never use a black color. You want to stay a shade lighter than your brows and a good tatoo artist wont solidifie the brow ,theyll use little stokes very fine like the hairs. But yes you are right about the green faded look.Theres actually a different ink used for cometic purposes that wont turn green.The reason I know all this is because Ive had it done. Its all gone now and Id do it agin but the tatoo cosmectic artist I had do it isnt around here anymore. Kristo