My radar caught something again yesterday while I was having a break at the cafeteria with my colleagues. This time, it was a chick from some department at the checkout counter, wearing a split tight skirt high enough to reveal most of her thigh.
I got pretty hyper on that and remarked to the guys
Me : “That girl sure knows how to dress… too bad she isn’t good looking enough… But it’s alright I guess…”
Hewey, one of our buddy managers, then quipped
Hewey : “Ahhhh… she’s nothing. She just wore her clothes undersized… so that it’s tight like that…”
It was tight alright, but I knew he was just trying to ‘control’ a bit…
Me : “Oh yeah ? After a couple glasses of beer, less lighting and a little bit of a partying mood, I’ll wager that you’d be slobbering all over her…”
Hewey : “Ermmm.. maybe… alcohol fogs the mind… heheh.”
Me : “Well, that’s how these less good looking face manage to get some partners… you see. If everyone sees things like you now, we’ll be experiencing mass extinction of the human race. Nobody will ever get laid.”
Hewey : “But I still think it’s quite important for a guy to groom up a lil’ bit, you know, to cover a wider range of samples. Not just the ugly ones. Pretty chicks dig neat looking guys.”
I think Hewey got it all wrong. Here’s why
Me : “Wake up lah… Pretty chicks dig loaded guys. Doesn’t matter if you look like a whale. They’ll flock to you. It’s a materialistic world today.”
He gave a deep thought about it, and replied
Hewey : “I still think looks are important. Like Sean Connery… oh man, that old guy’s still damn charming…”
I’m not too sure if that’s the very gay side of him or was it just a very feminine expression… anyway…
Me : “But then, there are still exceptions. Like if you’re damn good in bed or something… you know, those girls might probably dig you just for that. But that is, if you manage to make them aware about that fact. That means, back to square one … you’ll still need to be loaded to get them interested.” *shrugs*
Hewey : “I have an idea. You don’t have to be rich. You just need to look for a loose-lipped nosy bitch and hump the daylights out of her.”
That’s strange. Loose-lipped nosy bitch.
Me : “I’m sorry, a loose-lipped nosy bitch you said ?”
Hewey : “Yes, a loose-lipped nosy bitch. So that she’ll go around to spread the news that I’m great in bed. Muahahah !”
And we cackled like a bunch of jackasses having a seizure like that …
He owned me that afternoon. I was speechless.
hahaha wise words!
Sweet! Your friend rocks Michael
all the same… if your friend is bad in bed, then he’s in trouble ler… :D
ashotiwoth – Yea man. Like if he stalls halfway thinking of something at work and dick suddenly become flaccid like that …. that’ll be tragic. Have to kill the bitch before the news leaks out. Heehehe
loose lip sinks ship :P so is hewey sux in bed, habislah his rep.
Muahahhahaha…. the most powerful CNN network… But then hor~ make sure the performance really good ler~ Or else if she spreaded he is like a “dead fish” on “boat”… Hohoho… there gone that guy forever…
oh man, i’m surprised you didn’t have a comeback for that last line. LOL.
Word of mouth, it’s always the best way ;)
Everyone, please bow to ShaolinTiger, the XiaXue slayer…
*bow*
*bow bow bow* :P
A case of win big or lose big, eh? Imagine if that loose-lipped lady decided she’s had better, lol! Oh boy, that would suck so bad. :P
Mwahkahkahka that guy is slick.
hmmm mike…is ur fren still single??? :p
A grandmother told me a long time ago that nobody looks at the mantlepiece when they are stoking the fire.
Hmm…loose-lipped, nosy bitches are rarely hot. If u banged one that’s say…”average”…her ‘publicity’ ain’t gonna carry much weight.
So, make sure she’s hot AND loose-lipped! LOL!
bows to shaolin tiger, bows to hewey.
Hewey’s way of doing it– customer’s testimony. It can be quite powerful.
everyone should listen to michael’s no.1 advice of getting the number yourself =)