September 3, 2005
checking it out
I was driving on a busy street, when my radar caught a bright blip. “1 o’clock” it said. I slightly turn my head to scan that direction. Bimbo on target. Long hair, big racks, hot bod. I took a second wave of detailed scan … but was interrupted by some noise.
Emily : “Hoi !! Ogling at girls aa ?”
Me : “Errmmm yeah.”
Emily : “How can you be ogling at girls when there’s so much traffic around ??”
Me : “That girl has a pair of nice racks, ok ? She’s glowing in my radar…”
Emily : [opens mouth and blasssssssssst]
That was Emily’s flamethrower. One cannot be too honest at times. I learnt something today.
HAHAHAWHAWHAWHHAWHWA. yeah, i get that as well. sheesh.
btw, how big are “big racks” in SEA? cant be as big as here in the UK.
Be discreet, mate. Or ogle when she is not looking.
About the racks… how nice is nice?
Girls. They want us guys to be honest to them but when they’ve been exposed it, they can’t seem to handle the truth.
yesterday i walked into a collegue’s office because i saw that her racks were more ‘noticable’ that day. i actually walked in to sneak a few glances while ensuring she doesnt know what i was there for. i managed to get the great view by making her leaf thru my A4 documents.
mission: success. I wanted to thank her for allowing me to appreciate her bust.
too big racks are a turn off.
then again, maybe it’s just me. gimme nice, palm-sized perky ones any day.
monkey - Well, those big ones you saw might probably be bags of saline water… they’re fake.
beer brat - I was discreet. But Emily’s sharper. Kih kih …
Jase - Can larr… just some bantering.
Din - I onced noticed a colleague with a lose button… and I “pssst pssst” her to tell her that - to save her from the embarassment. Know what she did ? She laughed at my face. “HOI !! It’s meant to be like that lar… you been ogling me ? HAHAHH”. Damn.
infinitium - Yeah. Not too big for me as well. Too big = choking hazard. No good.
infinitium - I hear ya’, bro!
anyway mike, i just found out. happy birthday!
Hah you are lucky emily only blasted you and didn’t embarress you. The fastest way to get a guy to stop ogling at girls in front of you…..
Guaranteed no next time. Muahahaha [evil laughter]
- put down the car seat.
- make sure not visible from outside.
- open car window.
- give a loud wolf whistle at the same time pressing on car horn (much better if it’s an air horn - the louder the better.)
jc - hey… you’re not helping a lot here … you’re SPOILING THE MARKET lar weh !
bwahahahhahah! yea emily!!!!!
Well, so much for those who claim honesty keeps a r’ship steady :p
saline water, silicone or not, still nice to look at. come on, if you see a pair in tight t-shirt (wet preferred) you wont complain right?
unless the nipples point east and west or north and south then you had it.
hubba hubba
oogga booga
slurp slurp
You only learnt that you can’t be too honest now? Hhhmmm… thought you might have learnt all this while dating days… hehehhe..
Muahahahahahhahahahah!!! That was really funny..