I was having my lunch with the guys at a food court when I saw this lady wearing a miniskirt prancing towards our direction. She was doing that type of walk deliberately made to inflict maximum amount of jerk, so to cause the ‘bouncing’ effect. Her head was held high to maintain her cool…
I was needless to say, watching. Not because she’s hot or something, but because I’m curious. I’m curious how she managed to get such high confidence when she’s looking so catastrophic like that. Flabby, saggy, and because she tilted her head so high, I managed to even notice that she has an abnormally protruding jowl like a caveman’s. Simply amazing.
I continued to hoover my bowl of noodles, totally disregarding her catwalk of fame. But just as she was walking past beside me (just a couple inches away)… she suddenly gave out a yelp and I saw her skidding through the floor, maintaining her balance in the process, her hands flailing all over the place.
Apparently, because she held her head too up high, she didn’t notice that there’s a puddle of greasy water on the floor. And the next thing she know, she’s skiing right in the middle of a scorching hot day. But that fat piece of tumor was good, she managed to balance herself up without falling, which was kinda amazing in the whole sense. She must be a gymnast during her youth (which was probably dated wayyy back when the Japanese was busy campaigning their invasion to the south riding on bicycles…)
Just as I was stifling myself from cracking up, Wilson, who also noticed the whole blooper, said to me
Wilson : “Hahahh! Too bad she didn’t fall to give you a tight hug…”
That was a blatant effort of him to spoil my day.
Me : “Damn, up yours lah ! Did you see how she looked like and how she condescendingly walked ? She looked like that ..that … ancient caveman skull they dug from China … I forgot the name”
TC : “Hahahh… Peking-man.”
Me : “Yeah yeah ! Peking-man ! Peking-bitch perhaps. I wonder why those scientist are wasting so much effort and money on archeology… when we got a live one roaming around freely in our Malaysian society like this …”
And I just happened to see one doing a live acrobatic balancing in front of me. Simply priceless.
Lesson to be learnt : ALWAYS WATCH WHERE YOU’RE WALKING !
