first sex (repost)
originally posted on May 19 2004. This is a repost. I’m too tired to blog today.
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*my first sex .. so, it will of course be a lonnnnggg and explicitly detailed post… underaged boys and girls…..stay out ! Adults — read at your own discretion…
She’s 17 and so am I. How did I meet her ? Well, I met her in a pub. It was Modesto’s By the Sea .. I can still remember. She was tall … had long flowy hairs, and a pair of jugs that would make lots of girls envy (alright, the size is 34C .. I later found out).
She was with her bunch of lesbian friends doing macarena on the dancefloor — sported with a white tube — and I was with another friend (male lah..). When I first saw her, I immediately knew that I got to get this girl. She got a figure of an angel … and looked so effervescently gorgeous. Sharp eyes, high cheeks, fair complexion… as if it’s made in Japan.
I made my move by offering to buy her drinks (you know … the standard old corny trick), which she accepted. She acted haughty at first, but after charming her with a few of my stupid jokes, she finally accepted me as her chatting partner (that sort of shit). She even introduced me to some of her lesbian buddies and we drank together. Well… they’re all kinda nice .. you know … lots of laughter and all that.
We drank together for quite a while, until suddenly, she told me that she wanted to have a walk on the beach to get some air. Well, without waiting, I volunteered to accompany her (being in a crocodile mood I am..) to the night beach …
Apparently, she told me that she is allergic to beers and had developed some rashes on her cheeks — which was why she wanted to get some air to cool it down. We walked and chatted for 20 minutes … enjoying each other’s company … when she suddenly asked me if I can do her a favour. She told me that almost all of her buddies are drunk… and none of them would be able to drive back to their rented apartment that night … hence, she would like my help to drive all of them home.
Well, not wanting to disappoint a lovely face, I agreed to help her out. It wasn’t long before all of her buddies came out from the pub and headed to the car, all half drunk. I asked my friend to drive close from behind and fetch me home after I’ve delivered the girls. Then, I drove her Volvo 240 along with 5 half-inebriated girls (including herself) back to their apartment. She was the one who’s sitting in front with me (to guide me maa…) and the rest slept at the rear seat.
I was driving in one particular stretch of road when she suddenly asked me to turn left into a junction. With a fast reflex, I yanked the steering to make a last minute turn … which made her throw towards my direction (G-force maa..) as she wasn’t wearing the seatbelt. I accidentally touched her boobs in the process (which I admit it felt kinda nice…) and that’s when something funny going on. We sort of like “clicked” to each other there …and automatically embraced. From that moment, I know … I’ve got a field full of golden corn to harvest that night.
After I’ve parked the car, I ran out to inform my friend to leave me be … and I returned back to the girls. I accompanied them up to their apartment and remained there. I don’t know why I did that but, it was as if some voice from heaven told me to stay. All the girls (incl. herself) then went into one of their bedroom to crash … a couple of them to the toilet to york out their alcoholic biles. I was left alone in their living room, and so, I helped myself with some cold water from the fridge while checking out the place.
About a couple of minutes later, she came out from her bedroom and gave me a tight hug. I don’t fucking know what’s that all about but … I believe, that’s probably the reason why I stayed. We then kissed each other (it was one of the sweetest kiss I’ve ever encountered..) and started to ascend into the direction of her room. Right at that time, my heart was practically palpitating like mad … pumping high pressured blood into my entire body … and made me burn in fire. This is my first time of doing such co-curricular activity with a girl … a great looking girl in this case … almost a total stranger … and definitely, for my juvenile mind, was something I’d never dreamt of doing. I was feeling both scared and curious at the same time … damn … it’s so hard to describe.
It wasn’t long before we closed the door behind us and crashed onto her soft bed. Being an inexperienced bloke at that time, I just do not know how to proceed .. but to dive straight into her promising boobs, with the clothes on. I was sort of clumsy needless to say … and was satisfying my perversion by just frolicking around her Triumph bra (I loosed her tube without problem)…. and kissed her … and frolic … and kiss … frolic … kiss … until it was as boring as watching moss grow on a sloth’s dick.
It was then I decided to get more adventurous. I attempted to unhook her bra and wanted to check out how the wonderful pair of exotic milk container would look like without it’s cover. But I have a problem. Never had done anything like this before, I could not get her bra to unhook … I almost cussed out loud when the passion was about to turn into frustration … until she helped me to unhook them. It was like opening a heavy lid of a treasure chest… revealing a heapful of sparkling jewel inside. The very sight of her asset was ecstatic. Never had I seen anything so beautiful in my life … it was breathtaking … plump and pinkish …. and I started to caress her pair of ….oh my god … this is so goddamn explicit.
Anyway, we stroked and petted each other around while sliding off the rest of our dud. It felt awkward at first but, I got used to it after a while. The feeling was warm… my skin rubbing against her smooth skin .. and I was meticulous in scouring and exploring every single inch of her body. Gone were the fantasies … gone were the imagination. I found all my answers right on the same night.
Then, it came to the part where she was too hot to handle .. and was grabbing me hard on the shoulder … where she automatically positioned herself on top of me. I was inexperienced yes .. but I wasn’t stupid. I know that we’ve came to the porking point. Like what I’ve perceived all along through my friends and porn movies, I attempted to insert my plug into her lubricated socket (which smelled kinda funny..). But it was not as easy as I thought. I couldn’t get it in ! I mean, I couldn’t find the socket ! It was nowhere to be found !
I panicked at first, felt embarrassed at the same time. It was then she asked me “Your first time ?” ..which I responded by nodding. She let out a short giggle … and then began to hand guide my plug into her socket. What happened next was totally indescribable. I probably blacked out once a while but …. the humping part was splendid. For that moment, it made me forgot whatever’s going on in my world .. and I enjoyed every bit of it.
The coitus part was quite long, probably because the presence of alcohol. We were doing it with full passion though .. and I can tell that from the moans that she made. It went on for about 5 minutes … until I suddenly had a funny feel inside me. It was like a “floaty” feel .. u know … and the more “floaty” I felt, the faster my rpm goes.
It was hot as hell until to the point where I know that “the thing” is coming out from my lizard. Very fast. With a quick reflex (as always), I unplugged my jack and began to unload my nut’s contents onto her body. Like an F1 driver with a king-sized champagne on a podium, I blasted my torrent of viscous liquid starch (enriched with vitamins and minerals) all over the room. It smeared on almost everything in sight, the curtains, dressing table, her used undergarments behind the door, her pet soft-toy, windows … everything. The room looked like as if some snow storm had hit the place hard… and that’s when I realized, the harvesting season was finally over.
Not logical ? Sounded superficial ? You are right ! Coz it’s really superficial ! U think I’m really gonna blog about my “first sexperience” here ? What are you thinking man ? Who in their right mind would blog about their first sex ? COME ON …
It was all true until the part where the girl ask for my favour to fetch them home. I actually chickened out at that time. And that’s about it. (i think I mentioned this before inside Doc’s forum). The rest, I made up myself … coz I’ve got nothing to blog about today.

EF - It’s a superficial post. You should’ve read the entry properly.
*There were approx 30 over comments discussing about this when my blog was hosted in Blogspot. But too bad, I’m too lazy to import all the old comments to my .net domain.
Bah bah bah
Doesn’t matter, just wanted to be mean to ya 
damn that made me wet
i think i am about
to fuck my girl
nisha
heyzz michael ! one of my friends intro-ed ur blog to me and hahaha ur blog is fantastic ! u should teach me how to come up with so funny jokes and all ! hahaha ive been laffin like hell since da first time i came n read ur previous posts… lolz keep it up ! n nice sex fantasy there hehe !
Gee.. I thought I was reading “The Hustler’s Diary”..
I kinda guessed this was a ‘bluff’ as I was reading it. Stopped, quickly scrolled down, and suspicions were confirmed…LOL!
Very creative, though, Mike. I especially liked “I know … I’ve got a field full of golden corn to harvest that night.”! Hahahaha.
KNNCB~~~ got me going there!! dewwwwww!!! MUAHAHA!! but you’re fucking good dude..right on the spot!! (standing ovation)
sounds just like what an American 18 year old would post about his first sex pickup. Fortunately, I am old enough to realize that Malaysians usually chicken out by then, hehe
Dang…that’s some sexperience you have there. But yeah..it sounds a little too perfect and very imaginative.
this was actually posted some time back when my blog was hosted at blogspot. Netted quite a number of interesting comments but lost all of them after moving to this domain …
argh shit, u turned me on. was gonna whip out my … for some strokin’, then it was the end of it. damn it.
hahaha likewise i thot i was reading hustler’s diary but ur “terms” are more G rated :p funny indeed
wah really REPOST…
no changes on the script woh
kakakakkaka
guess u run out of things to blog?
dont worry…i believe by noon today u will have…
cheers
I think you posted this before right?
Fucker, got me all excited for nothing. Funny post, though! lol!
I read your post last nite when I was about to go to bed, guess what! I had a dreamt about sometime similar to what you wrote, experiencing what you wrote first hand with a girl …also wearing a white tube..haha…it was funny!…
Reminds me of a story a kid in my English class wrote. (similar subject, similar ‘trick’ ending)
Aiyor, expected it to be fantasy before I finish. Too explicit and I agree with randomshinichi. Malaysian men normally chicken out when it come to this ;p
wow..didn’t realise i’d been hooked to your blog since before May!! u still have me in stitches.. =)
This is one of my favourites of your entries!!