August 22, 2005
3-in-1
Went to Carrefour for lunch today.
Pirate : “Why Carrefour today ? You guys have anything to buy ?”
Me : “Yeah, I need to restock my 3-in-1 beverage”
Pirate : “What ? 3-in-1 ?”
Me : “3-in-1 … you know ?”
Pirate : “Errrr… no ?”
Me : “Ok. It’s a kind of rubber thingamajig that can be used as a condom, as a glove and as well as a gasket for your galvanized steel pipe…”
Pirate : “Hahahahah fuck !!”
Me : “Abothen ??”
He finally learnt what I meant by “3-in-1″ after that fictatious explanation … and no, I didn’t have to actually tell him what it really was. Ironic, isn’t it ?
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| michaelooi | conversation | 16 views |
Amazing there are still people who are not aware of 3-in-1 nowadays…
Ben-G
whats a 3 in 1?… hmmm
What is happening to Malisia? We are becoming the land of dumb fucks! Oh well, if you can’t beat them, you join them.
“I say jolly ol’ chap, would you be kind enough to enlighten me on what is a 3-in-1?”
3-in-1…oral, vaginal, and anal at the same time? LOL!
what is it? i dont know >_what is it? i dont know >_
what the …. nevermind. *shakes head in disbelief*
Ok ok … here’s a chance for you people to redeem your self… whatever.
Did you guys spot the word “BEVERAGE” in the conversation ? So what do you think “3-in-1″ might be ? *hint: it comes in packs and no it doesn’t bleed.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
mofo!!!
LOL. the word “beverage” oredi said wat… wat else can it be
Heh heh! You’re lucky he didn’t reply with over-confidence and say “Eh, I graduated in a 3-in-1 course (but I didn’t know they sell it in hypermarkets).” Duh! 1+2, 2+1, 3+0, 3-in-1, even 3+1. All same same, it seems.
VEE-A-GERA + Ce-ah-lees + lee-v-tera.
Yalar Mike… you should have said “Uhmm well, I have this fetish for strange porn. In a 3-in-1, a skinny girl takes three monster black cocks up her ass, pussy and in her mouth. They finish by giving her a massive cumshot. You can buy these videos at Carrefour, right next to the fresh fish counter.”
Its essential to keep a straight face throughout the bullshit diatribe la…
bleh… …You know…for people who DONT live in malaysia .. mite not know what u really are talking abt..not everywhere in the world has those convinent packets….i know coz they dont have it in New Zealand…and it used to be so much easier to have those ;_;
Would he have believed it if you said that 3-in-1 is a shampoo? A shampoo that needed brewing?
hahah well, tell me, whatelse can you get a 3-in-1 dudes? other than the fact mike DID mention BEVERAGE haha! no wait…this shows the advertisements isnt strong enough!! oops..