USB powered
I was ambling along an aisle inside a hypermart when I saw this funny looking piece of twat-like plastic pad inside the computer accessories section… At the first glance, I thought that it was somekind of a toy. But after a closer inspection … I found out that it’s actually a massager.
A USB powered massager.
I was like … What the fuck !? A USB powered massager ?? Who in their right mind would purchase a massager that was powered through a USB port ? Then it came to some sense to me that probably this could be handy if a person’s tired from spending too much time online surfing porn. How convenient.
And then it hits me like a tsunami, why don’t they invent stuffs like USB powered wank machines instead ? Rollers that roll dicks in & out like a sugarcane juice machine… that capable to milk cum with reduced hassle. Or.. or… a USB powered vibrator that squiggles and rotates like an eggbeater, mixing a batter of smegma deep from within. All that from the convenience of your PC’s USB port. I’m sure those things are gonna sell like hot cakes ! No shit !
Ridiculous as it may sound but there has been a lot of gadgets nowadays that are being powered through the USB. It’s like a fad now.
USB powered reading lights (no shit, it’s so dark and you could not see your screen…), USB powered fan, USB powered charger, …USB powered this … USB powered that.
The key idea is, to use your USB port to do something that has no absolute relevance to computing at all. Like, it’s so cool to be able to software control to boil your mug of coffee through the USB port. Doesn’t matter if it takes the whole day to do it.
This is so damn crazy, and so wrong.
why would they need a usb powered ‘toy’ when they already have battery operated ones?
I would want a USB coffee mug warmer…. for those cold, misty mornings where u need a hot cuppa!
I don’t mind a freaking USB powered ‘Shaver’.. (You know, the batteries ran out EXTREMELY FAST in a blurdy shaver.. Manual? NO WAY! I’ve got too much hair over my blurdy face)
Since I stay in front of my laptop “Most of the TIME” (Night).. Its relatively convenient for me..
Oh well, I will also make use of the ‘Webcam’ (Is it USB powered too?) as a ‘Mirror’..
Screw my nonsense..
Anyway, seriously, I intend to get a pair of USB powered speakers, ya, this is for real.. Will be hopping into Low Yat soon..
why?
1. Creating business
2. Just playing with ideas
3. Convenience, just plug and ply, and its cheaper to produce
4. Light
Some are useful, i saw a few “cute” ones..one of it was this USB Pad, it actually keeps ur mug warm, one is a palm rest (resting /cushioning your wrist from directly on the table while you type) that vibrates, massaging your palm, wrist. no need for additional batteries or power..so its kinda convenient if u think of it.
mike..havent u heard one of those dildo vibrators from taiwan that are USB based? this i heard from a friend of mine working in taiwan..i’m trying to ask him for pics what it looks like.. its suppose to “cybersex” enhance the experience when the virtual partner controls the speed of the vibration or something…
they actually have that (wanking machine) but not USB powered..
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm
Seta,
So u don’t need to worry about batteries
so they can play with themselves while on the computer… and not worry about battery leaks?
err…i think china invention lah those thing…
believe or not…china got a lot of crazy tools….ideas and stuff that we dont really have yet in malaysia…
Except for the usb related thumb-drive (include mp3 player), modem,printer……. whatever items that u hv mentioned will be useles… hahahahahhaha
hello. if you go to ebay.com you can even buy a USB powered dildo… something that you can fix to your laptop’s USB port and … urm… fuck yourself… literally.
i mean.. hello.
omigosh! a usb dildo ??? hahaahha…nice write up michael.. hilarious subject :”)
seta - Beats me. I have no idea …
erics - Your office don’t have a coffee maker meh ?
w3s - And wouldn’t you use the headphone jack ? Your USB speakers will sound like mosquitoes buzzing if it’s without external power amplification.
gregenz - Wow… a USB massager for cyber ! Now that’s creative ! I didn’t know that…
chris - Stay in the topic lar brader.
insomniac - If that is so, why not use AC power instead ? You don’t have to boot your OS, and that’s VERY MUCH MORE convenient…
ben - Who worries about battery leaks ? Nobody…
zbjernak - I have a USB powered scanner that uses no external power supply. Damn nice…
minishorts - It’s just a fad. Next, they’re gonna come up with a dildo which is solar powered. Like you can only fuck yourself under the hot sun…
louise - Apparently, it’s for real. Read the comments above…
there you go, minishorts already confirmed the usb dildo…but not sure if they come with the software to enhance the cybersex experience like taiwan (im sure the japanese are crazy enough to already have these services anyway on the net)or not..haha..think about it..cyber cheat on your husbands or wifes..haha legally man..anyway..wheres the fun of risk and excitement ;)!
whats next? usb tittie twister!! yehawwwwww!!
What about a USB powered Laptop??? Hmmmm??? Damn good idea i think. Use a desktop to power a laptop. Need a transformer I suppose. That can be USB powered as well?
Ah. I know. A USB powered car battery charger. You would need a champion piece of kit.
USB powered microwave
USB powered Television
USB powered Playstation 2
USB powered guitar amp
USB powered house!!!!
Yeah. thats the one. USB powered house. No more electricity bills. (well one item plugged in,which is your PC/Laptop)
iamamonkeysoareyou - being sarcastic is one thing but…well a USB powered house via your desktop/laptop..hmm whreres your source of energy coming from to powerup your desktop/laptop? solar? diesel motor they use at pasar malam? lorry batteries? you might end up paying more fuel or batteries than electricity bills haha
many more then:
1. usb powered boob enlarger
2. usb powered penis enlarger
3. usb powered foot massager
4. usb powered neck massager
5. usb powered arm chair messager
6. usb powered stripper - android
iamamonkeysoareyou, that is soooo stupid! hehehe
They have all these stuff because they can produce it. Everything nowadays is technology driven instead of market driven. It’s like camera phones. When they first came out, it was like..”What?!? What do you need that for?!?!?”. But nowadays, it’s like “OMG, I fucking need one of those!!!Really handy!!!” Well, that is if you don’t have one yet la…which means you’re so outdated, you might as well live in the stone ages. That is bacause the cameraphone started out as a technology driven thingy and now it has become a market driven thingy…if you know what I mean. So don’t be suprised to see USB powered solar panels to generate electricity from the Sun to power your computer…
the USB coffe mug thingy dont work lor. I already have one - no, I didnt buy it, it was a gift.
But I dont mind testing out a USB Vibrator!
How about USB ass cleaner?
gregenz - Alright, you don’t need a machine to twist a titty. Somebody volunteer please (girls, submit photos, guys, fuck off)… let me demonstrate…
monkey - Dude, unless the notebook battery is powered by some radioactive material with isotope that’s odder than osama’s goatee… you can’t power no shit except small sized motors.
zongtwi - Awww, what’s with the personal attack ? Now you’ve become a USB powered pisser. Relax dude…
matakecik - Hahahhh… can somebody help matakecik here ? Anyone willing to part with their USB powered vibrators for a price ?
ST - Where would you get the water lak ?
anyway..there is a usb powered charger/adapter for the pda and cellphones haha..!
Mike..aiya…u working all day…stressed..what if with your luck with the most “chun” girls around..and u kinda need some twisting..then? the usb tittie twister with the usb handjobber/blower mahhh hahah! okla..u demo la!
http://www.fu-fme.com/
we need this in USB version
I was about to say that there really was a usb powered vibrating dildo, but minishorts beat me to it.
Hey, I was at a porn convention last year saw a USB dildo and USB hand held vagina using optical mouse techonlogy. The dildo would vary the vibration intune with to the hand held vagina.
Internet sex with the aid of webcam! Great invention for travelling business men/ladies to keep in tune with their other half.
Mike - the USB toy was meant to be used in conjunction with the PC lah; play with self while surfing porn or something like that.
No need to utilize another power outlet.