August 17, 2005

cat sperm

“A” is a director. He earns approximately RM 10K per month. He is also given various kinds of goodies as a director, such as fuel and car loan subsidy… free full body medical checkup and stock options at dirt cheap price.

“B” is a senior engineer (level 3). He earns about RM 4K per month. He enjoys an executive level type of benefits, which is limited to free panel clinic consultation whenever he’s sick and also yearly medical checkup. No fuel nor transport subsidy though.

“C” is a level 2 engineer. He earns about RM 3K per month. Like “B”, he also gets to enjoy an executive level type of benefits. Nothing special but just a nice title to go with the shitty job.

“D” is a temp technician. He earns about a pack of really expensive condoms per day. He gets nothing for benefits, save for a few scoldings from the engineers around.

One day, all 4 of them happened to get into the same taxi, and got off at the same destination which totaled at 30 bucks. “A” paid the money… but later, went up to the rest of the guys and demanded for their share…

Can somebody tell me what the fuck is wrong here ?? Is this even regarded as ethical ? If yes, WHYYYY ??? Would appreciate opinions.

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33 Comments to “cat sperm”

  1. Zer0 says:

    Lol, all 4 getting on the same taxi and getting of at the same destination?. Everyone’s car happen to break down at the same day ah?. lol

    Anyways, nope, unethical. Either ask for a split when paying or don’t at all. It’s just Rm30 man. Thick skin douzzz. Even high school kids wouldn’t mind dumping some cash to get more respect nowadays.

  2. infinitium says:

    The world’s a fucked up place alright.

    Now where’d my Bacardi go???

  3. ks says:

    B, C or D should pay A the 30 and tell A the taxi ride is on them! Cheapskate!

    Then D have to stop fcking for one day or do it w/o the condom. And then B or C should extend their free panel clinic consultation for D to check for HIV.

  4. gutsygal says:

    wtf ur boss ah? he is a twat ask him to go sod off coz he duno how to b a boss! plz lah u earn the most only rm30 u kenot even pay meh? i pity ‘D’ the most actually i pity all of u below him…

  5. howsy says:

    Let’s get to the root of the problem first: 1. How would different ranks of ppl end up in a taxi 2gether-gether leh? I tot bosses haf their own clicks and urs too? 2. Where the hell did u all go? A taxi trip for 30 bucks? Somemore in Penang-I tot taxi there cheaper? U travelled from Penang to Patpong isit? 3. What is the purpose of the travel? For work? For leisure? If for work-then tell ‘A’ to sod off and cover the taxi fare himself. And BTW, I guess B was you?

  6. w3s says:

    Well, I would want to say “NO” but in this case, I have to say “YES”.

    A is quite calculative huh.. But, frankly speaking, A is not obligated to pay. Therefore, its fair for him to have the share of the other passengers. Even if he is earning 10k/mth, that’s his money & he has all rights to choose how to be a blessing unto others or not.

    If I am in A’s position, I wouldn’t have asked for the share. That’s because I am a generous person.

  7. vandice says:

    Urm, nothing unethical what. Sit taxi pay lah. Just bcos A earns more doesn’t mean ‘kiam siap’ is a crime rite?

    Unless A dragged B, C & D unwillingly along juz so they can share the fare… ah, then there’s something to gripe about.

  8. jessi says:

    Gosh….pity you mien…cheapskate boss you hv.

  9. minishorts says:

    i agree with w3s and vandice lah… there is a reason why he’s the boss… i think this character of his (very very careful with money, i’ll be careful to use the term ‘calculating’ though…) is the main factor that contributes to him being ‘A’.

  10. zbjernak says:

    if for work….A can claim…so can B,C,D…. right?

    if for leisure… at the first place why go out with your boss?

    now who said wanna take taxi? if A suggested…and it is for leisure…A should pay lah….
    If B or C D suggested…then obviously B,C,D have to pay for it…or at least their share…

    if i am A…RM30…forget about it lah

    but then again….earning much and hold high position doesnt means that one must pay for everything right? it is much depends on situation and the people itself…

    by the way… A,B,C, D take taxi go papaya farm? if yes…then of course have to pay la….takan pluck papaya also A pay meh
    hahahahahahhahahaha

  11. michaelooi says:

    howsy – excuse me, root of the problem you said ? The root of the problem is – “A” is a motherfucking stingy person.

    How did they ended up in the same taxi ? Simple. Company teambuilding at Genting highlands. Bus broke down. Taxi to the cable car station. 30 bucks. Boss doesn’t want to pay. Period.

    And no, I’m not in it. I’m already on my way to KL to romp. This was fedback by a bunch of really angry and disappointed colleagues…

  12. m@ri says:

    Damnit, should have taken separate car and the other 3 share the RM 30 and the boss pay the RM 30 himself! This is a fcuked up world we live in so screw the boss!

  13. Primrose says:

    Aiyoh! It’s teambuilding for cat sperm’s sake. Of course lar boss must set good example. Some more it’s work what. Boss can claim one ma. What the hell is wrong with “A”? Drank too much cat sperm or have been f***ed by a cat or wee wee as small as a cat or sperm as little as a cat? Oops, shouldn’t compare with meow meow but err…what’s with the title anyway?

  14. For a director that earned 10K per month consider sikit (I mean depends on kampeni ler).

    Tu sebab dia kedekut dan jeles apabila melihat director ditempat lain yang dapat bawak balik 20K to 25K setiap bulan.

  15. michaelooi says:

    olivia – You’re smart like me…

    m@ri – I’d say, to beat the crap out of that boss, cast him down from the hill slope… so that he needn’t have to pay a single cent anymore in his life.

    primrose – “Cat sperm” in hokkien means “stingy”. hehehh… but I like the way you described my boss with cat and sperm…

    apomputeh – dia ni, director kurap. di-promote dari ranking yang rendah. Dia mia pay maaa kurang sikit lor…
    tapi for that amount, boleh kira banyak jugaklah kat penang.

  16. Gagak Hitam says:

    Penang ppl mah…I would say it is typical lah.

    But if I were your colleagues during that situation….don’t care is director or not…should sarcasticly joke something to him like…’Thank you ah boss, RM30 also want to kira with us meh….’

    If really buddies with the boss..then you could mention something like ‘ Kanineh, RM30 also want to split ah ….you earning the most here you know’.

    Either way, unless the boss really thick face, he will have a very stoned face and then said..’of course lah joking..hahaha’.

  17. matakecik says:

    Si beh ta han!
    stupid kiam siap bugger! On company trip summore! Rip his face out and feed it to the dogs also they dun wanna eat, knnccb! I f*kin hate kiam siap bosses!

  18. moo_T says:

    Duh. Such events my boss will pay and ask us to claim the expensens for him(so easy to get claims approval from him). After getting the money, he will contribute it to the “drinking funds”. ;)

  19. Gregenz says:

    GY boss~~!, used to work under a supa giamsiap boss too…he’s such a cheapskate..even eating at hawkers also he wants to go dutch…my department head was mean enough to say “i buy la, this not expensive enough for “Mr. A” to buy..he lose face ler later haha”

    But as usual, rich people are stingy…

  20. ~evil_gal~ says:

    your boss is too stingy.. very different from my parents’ boss… no wonder you hate your boss so much. he doesn’t deserve to live in this world. :nods:

  21. michaelooi says:

    matakecik – If you searched for “AcheAss” on the search function of this blog, you’ll get to read how much I hated this boss of mine…

    moo_t – wahh, nice boss wor !

    gregenz – That’s what my colleagues have been perceiving too… that rich people are stingy.

    evil_gal – precisely…

  22. Gregenz says:

    people can say what they wish, they are stingy or they are the boss because they are careful, or have “better” financial management skills [aka stingy for us..], but at situations like these, (s)he must also show a role of being a reliable, responsible and concerned leader of the group.

    A good leader/boss is where he is, should not just be a good financial manager..but (s)he has to show concern of the well-beings of their people.

    Hey, we’re soldiers too..fighting battles but they gets all the credits? PTUI!

    however while chatting with my stingy boss ..he was “sharing” his experience..he says…a good businessman is when he don’t need to use their own moey to do business..therefore limiting his risk…what kind of bullcrap is this…any comments anyone?

  23. michaelooi says:

    gregenz – I think your boss is trying to tell you that he’s gay.

  24. khang says:

    you should stuff your boss with those … … err those green “thing” in the picture.

    ask your boss go eat shit, and eat the green “thing” instead!

    he should then flush his head really hard in the toilet bowl

    also, not forgetting to give him back RM30 and say “Nah! give you back your money, this trip is on us!” “DNS hamkaling mankalising KNN DLMCH”

  25. witty says:

    The more they earn, the more they are in debt. Paying loans over they porch BMW, bungalow…etc. Owing bank few hunderds thousand dollars. Hey you may be richer than your boss.

  26. New_Malaysian says:

    This sort of thing do happen.
    In my case the highest rank personal normally will be the first person to go out from the CAB & left behind those poor one to pay the bill thus all 4 person will eventually claim it back from HR…….

  27. MutantTomato says:

    brother mike, same shit here la for me… the place where i work, the fuckers insist we put their bloody name and address in all of our publications or posters when we present at seminars or conferences, but they will nto pay for us to go there!

    There is a international conference going on in Denmark now and my work was accepted there, but I can’t go. Simply because i can’t afford to pay RM6k for 3-4 days. I asked the fuckers and they told me since I was very junior, all they would sponsor was RM500!!!

    What the FUCK am I supposed to do with approx 110 Euros?! If i sell backside there i will get more money!

    Stupid fuckers… And they think I’m going to share my patent with them!! FUCK OFF LA!!!

  28. PeNNyPupZ says:

    haha which one is you lah ;p

  29. Jase says:

    The thing cost less than 1% and still does that? That’s what I mean man, you see these types of people get ridiculously more stupider everytime the climb the corporate steps. Same thing here man, same thing here.

    I share you pain.

  30. dwkm says:

    damn “kiam siap”!!!!……
    earn so much money but dunno how to use….
    terrible!!

  31. fish fish says:

    *sigh* An insult to compare the cat with A. At least the cat is flexible enough to lick its own pussy tail… But A??? Nah~ so mengsiasueykan!!

  32. 100 says:

    Kiam siap. Period.

    (too many comments to back up my opinion already.)

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