Attended a teambuilding event at Genting during the weekend. But it wasn’t really a teambuilding. It was actually a plan made by one of my colleagues to pave way for our team to have fun up there. The so called “teambuilding” event was just a game of bowling, which wasn’t really that nice (the alley was quite hot and stuffy). And the rest of the time, were for our own leisure.
But for the 5 of us (Wilson, Ken, Ted, AssTee and myself), the whole thing looked like a golden opportunity for us to romp. We hence made ourselves some plans to heighten the fun – to take a day off earlier (Friday) to Genting for a bit of an advanced national day celebration drinking event … then to continue through the weekend, head to down to KL, crash for 2 more days and only to head back to home on Tuesday (which is today).
So we stocked up our booze and got ourselves ready on Friday for the highly anticipated weekend. But little did we know… that the whole trip was an ill fated one… Here’s a summarized version of the fuck ups that we encountered (summarized because I’m damn tired right now)
- We’re supposed to leave on Friday noon, but at the very last minute before our journey, AssTee got himself caught by his retarded boss and was lectured for 2 hours. Something of little significance. He was asked for an assessment report to be submitted on that day itself. We told AssTee to ignore his boss and got the journey started.
- We got our booze and mixers ready for all the drinking event. But when we were at Genting, we realized that there wasn’t even a single convenient store that sells ice cubes/tubes. Because of that, we were forced to do a little bit of sweet talking to that lecherous looking Burger King cashier for a puny bag of ice cubes (which only lasted us for about 20 minutes). We took our drinks cold. Not chilled. (this is a big mistake)
- Alright, we soon managed to deal with it… we did it without ice cubes/tubes. It was before long, we started to experiment our drinks in different combination and had a lot of fun with it. But Ted got especially happy that night and drank faster than what a Formula 1 V10 engine could consume fuel in an hour, in less than a minute. Halfway through our high spirited event, Ted suddenly got up and walked like a possessed corpse towards the toilet and did a Linda Blair there. Green pukes all over the place (that was because we had BOLS Peppermint liquor in our diet). Each of us had to play a role in cleaning Linda’s Ted’s puke and wash him up for his big crash. Cleaning pukes was not part of the plan…
- There were supposedly 2 king sized bed for all of us to share. But because Ted got real messed up on one of the bed and there was none of us willing to sleep with Miss Linda Blair, the 4 of us decided to split the remaining bed – the top mattress for the drivers (because they’ve been driving) and the hard wooden base for me and Ken. For the whole night, Ken and I had to endure the cold (blankets prioritized for the drivers as well) and the kookiness of the wedged wooden surface. Short of a few rodents and roaches, it was almost like sleeping in a prison cell. It was no fun at all.
So there you have it. Genting. Fuck.
PS: Guess what I saw at the First World Hotel lobby? Some chick from China clipping her toenails at the lobby (on the floor) ! (sorry for the poor picture quality. I was using my zoom and was standing quite a distance from ground zero. Had to take the pic from far lest she would scratch me with her super sharp claws for taking her candid picture.)
Dude~! ain’t that a bitch? no ice? hmmm gone through that before, but with better luck, we actually went to those “food courts” in the indoor theme park and paid 5 bucks for a bag.
Don’t it just piss you off when your plans don’t go as smooth as you had in mind? fuck. It’s a real bitch.
So i guess the next thing you need to do is report back the teambuilding activities huh?:P
Hahahaha…booze, puke, a drunkard’s crotch, and a chick from China clipping her toenails in public!
What more can u encounter, I wonder :)
The puke looks… erghh.. nvm. *puke*
Mix booze? Oooo, ribena and vodka yummy!
On the puke: Soooooooo gross! Thank goodness no pizza pieces!!
On the China chick: Thank goodness it was just clip clip and not rub rub between toes and smell fingers. Eeww!
Let me get graphical here. The puke actually looked like a green coloured version of Quaker Oats. No shit. And it smelled terrible… and I remembered picking up chunks of greasy semi-digested chicken (we had a feast of Ipoh salt-marinated chicken earlier that day…) from the toilet floor… Euuuuuhhhh.
There you go, I’m attempting to spoil all you people’s lunch & dinner here. Hope that keeps you in better shape.
wah… very good lah u all…somemore take turn to clean up the puke…
never curse ted ah? never feed him with the quacker oats ah?
hehehhheheheh…genting….real dirty place lah…
zb – dude, i’ll never do things like this to my friends. maybe that’s because I don’t have a brother, and I treated all my friends like one.
*look at the puke* *reading mikey writing*
I feel like I gonna puke too. -_-”"”"”
Hey, you really like alcohol huh~
Perhaps cleaning up the puke is part of the team building ;)
at least mine was of a decent colour. hehehe
aikz..call room service for ice cubes!! dats wad me and my fwendz did last time. we stayed in highland hotel..if they juz giv a small bag, keep calling!! =)
my hubby was at genting too during the weekend. sunday afternoon checkout liao.
haha forgot to mention about the toe rubbing thingy commented by primrose.
Just last year on a company trip, was in shenzhen having food at a stall and saw a group of mofos drinking tsing tao, chatting, having one leg up the stool…and fucking rubbing in between his toes…with the same hand, rub and dug his nose…drank with the same hand…eating peanuts…not sure if he scratched or dug his asshole..but it was fucking disgusting..PUI!!
fish fish – I like to socialize. Not solely on alcohol lar …
moo_t – now that you’ve mentioned it… yes, perhaps cleaning was the real deal for the teambuilding… damn, that was brilliant !
js – green is not decent meh ?
jimmyktp – Was at theme park hotel. Couldn’t get ice cubes.
olivia – Really ? Aiyohhh… could’ve invited him for the event if I knew he was there…
gregenz – Aiyaahh, dogs also lick their own nuts … and people still kiss their dogs… Like, what’s the difference ??
well dogs lick their nuts..assholes..tits and people still kiss them..whatever man, i dont own a dog..so i dont feel anything..but..looking at them doing that while im eating …just…sick dude.
they went up saturday morning. i think they went bowling, at nite went karaoke and drinking session.
eh, we were bowling also leh … until 3pm.
i think they bowl until 4/5pm
ohh.. so this is the ‘something’ la.. ahhahahaha cleaning puke.. ewwwwwwww