ho-late II
Again, I bought a glass of Horlicks in the cafeteria and went to the cashier for payout. I was greeted by a different cashier this time, a bit more porkier than the previous one.
Cashier : “Apa tu ?”
Alright, I do not know if this particular cashier adopted a special jargon to describe Horlicks properly. Not wanting to confuse her, I decided to remain silent and gave her a friendly smile (since I figured that it shouldn’t be that hard for her to guess what was that glass of white beverage).
Me : [smile]
Cashier : “Itu Nescafe ke ?”
I was so tempted to tell her that it’s kopi-o. But I didn’t. Instead, I paid her 80 cents and went on my way.
That glass was like, almost transparent. And she could see it with her own eyes that it was full of something white in colour. For sure it wouldn’t be “Nescafe”. It can be a glass of milk, sperm, or perhaps white paint… but “Nescafe” would be too ridiculous. Majulah sukan untuk negara.
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Man, I really hate that ancient Korean drama song that was being repeatedly played on TV. I’m not sure if any of you felt as annoyed as I do about it … it’s a song that go something like this –> yehh wooo yehhhh ooo yehhhh… harmonically sung by some eery kiddy voices as if they’re choking on their candy bar or something.
Tiiuuuu
The kids’re having toothache, that’s why they sing the song that way.
thats the song from jewel of the palace(something like that) hahaaaaaa…maybe the cashier was thinkin of something else that time?
Milo can be Ribena YAY
roflmao!! nescafe XD they hire retards? btw, that drama is ‘da chang jin’… the OP song not very nice but i like the show
awwwww… u poor thing…. u always seem to meet these “blind” people…. either u’re jinx or u live around people who are just plain stupid…. either way, not good…. better luck next time U!!!
Mike,
You might as well order a Nescafe next time. If Porkress was guessing Nescafe I am sure the ratio of Nescafe powder, cream and sugar will be 1:10:20. Just like my place where a Kopi-O ais could be mistaken as teh-o ais.
What would you do if EeTee sings this song in your workplace?
Hey man,
Yup, I get you, that tune drives me up the wall, whenever i see it, “click” goes the channel [this happens especially when the Proton Savvy advert is on] ..don’t even bother to know what the fuck the show is called…and everytime its on…my buddy goes “MA CHAO HAI~~!”
Well…what can i say…TV sucks here..
Frankly, the Cantonese version of that song - By Kelly Chen (or Chan) sounds better.
Well, getting a retard cashier is better than getting a blurdy gay cashier whom freakin MOLEST the male customers right?
@$#@$@%&*..!!
Nescafe? Mana? Ini cawan kosong je… *LOL*
if dat was a cup of sperm, u’r one HECK of a squirter LMAO sure beats someone’s 20 tablespoons.
Retards for cashiers? “nescafe-mani-o” .. “nessscafeeeeee maniii sedupp hmmmmmmm”
yea all you need is some fagot hitting on you, “tak ya lah, bang’ belanja ya” [followed by a wink or could be worse...a flying kiss] encountered that once..still freaks me out thinking about it…
hliew - Hmmm… maybe…
cying - I don’t think she’s utilizing her brain at that time… definitely not thinking…
suanie - Yay…
evil_gal - I never fancy korean dramas … I think they’re a waste of time.
sleepingbeauty - Thanks for the reminder. It certainly helps.
beef stew - If EeTee sings like this in the office, I’m gonna stab her face with a soldering iron.
w3s - Kelly Chen’s songs are chintzy and lack of tastes.
primrose - Ini adalah segelas sperma unta yang tidak sihat…
oliviasy - Yeah, WE ALL KNOW who’s that guy who claimed to have 20 tablespoons… hahahh
gregenz - Faggots usually pick their target wisely and carefully… if you get my drift … ahaks.
True, faggots “usually” pick em targets carefully…not sure about the wish part though…but yea, i getcha..who knows? maybe you’ve got a cute tush..?
heheheh…i like the korean song leh…
i think i m the only one who like it here…but thwt the heck..preferences mah
anyway…ur cashier really dumb lah
yaloh…air mani lah u should tell her next time….
it will be better is you wearing your khakis…
come to think about it…your office have lots of weird weird people leh
kekekekekeeke
Next time better order, Horlick + Milo + Kopi + Teh.
When being asked…. juz reply….
“Lick-My-Kor-Teh”