I stumbled into Eric at a corridor, and we stopped for a moment to catch up on some office politics. It was right outside a meeting room that we stood, when I was approached by EeTee – a motherfucking harridan from some department whom I loathed a great deal lot. She was holding a coffee mug with her right hand and precariously balancing her notebook with her left… and she called out to me “Aaaaahh ooooh aaaaah ooooh”.
Just kidding.
I would have punched her face flat if she did that. Here’s the actual conversation.
EeTee : “Michael… would you please open the door for me…”
No she’s not asking about my barn door. She was referring to the meeting room door – which she had trouble to open it since she had her hands full. Now, I could have chosen not to help her and asked her to fuck off instead… but because I’m such a courteous person, I opened the door for her. I then jokingly said :
Me : “Well, aren’t you glad that I happen to be standing around here?”
It was supposed to be a light hearted banter, like what we professional people used to do to each other. But the bitch didn’t take it well.
EeTee : “I was just asking you to open a door… if you don’t feel like opening it, you don’t have to. I can always ask someone else.”
And she disappeared into the room slamming the door behind her.
Fucking bitch. Why didn’t she say that before entering the meeting room? I would have slammed back the door, spat into her mug of coffee, kicked her shin… and pin on her… and I’m gonna ask Eric (the disturbed) to rip her uterus out with his ballpoint pen.
Me : “Bitch… ” I whispered under my breath.
That was when the meeting room door swung open and out came EeTee along with a barely audible tone of “thanks…”. And she bolted off to the lavatory. To have some diarrhea perhaps, that’s because she’s so full of shit.
Some people ought to be born as a plant instead.
EeTee : “I was just asking you to open a door… if you don’t feel like opening it, you don’t have to. I can always ask someone else”
It is the same “light hearted banter” like u talk to her, just that u r blind with your initial impression on her that u take it as insult.
comon man, u r not that stupid to catch a joke, right?
From what I gathered so far, you are working in hell :)
abc – Shhhhhhh…
TL – well, I was there to take it with some expression, tone + door slammin’ action … how about that ? Use your brain lah … if I can’t take a joke, you wouldn’t be reading this.
(I’d prefer some creative & clever flames. For example, check out the Savvy post. There’s a guy called Anon… and I like the way he flamed. Could be a she …)
hmm.. read the Anon comment & the junk of Savvy as u adviced.
the different here is I don’t get to see/meet the EeTee and understand her better. Whether she is really “bitchy” or actually a nice lady with good body, just that u jealous for didn’t get the chance to “date” her.
the judgement is based on what u wrote… so.. since it is without tone.. i can only use my best guess… well.. u may ask me to shut up if what I say is just guess and not fact… but that’s what make the fun!
Even with a tone & slam door, can be the acting part of a good joke!
and I didn’t say u can’t “take” a joke, I just said u didn’t “catch” the joke! If not, I will not even bother to reply here. (Use ur brain!)
well.. hope my poor english is not the cause that confuse u!
TL – frankly speaking dude, I don’t even know what you’re trying to say here. EeTee is a middle aged housewife with a green hue of moustache with a body comparable to a withering pear. Now that you know all this, you make the judgement.
And please, if you have comprehension problems, don’t draw conclusions too quick. Use your brain. Nuff said.
TL,
“I don’t get to see/meet the EeTee and understand her better.” – so, just shut the fuck up.
“i can only use my best guess” – keep the guessing to yourself and shut the fuck up.
“u may ask me to shut up” – you need people to tell you that? OK. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
“I will not even bother to reply here.” – SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
There you go. Happy?
What’s the fuss here…
TL, if you can’t understand better, best to keep your mouth shut… you’re not making any sense
Walauwei, like that also can ar. eh how to rip out a uterus ar?
Amber,
Easily shove the ballpoint pen and kacau, I think. This is mainly because
“EeTee is a middle aged housewife with a green hue of moustache with a body comparable to a withering pear”
Therefore, down there must be loosey.
But then I suppose Eric “the disturbed” would have plenty of more creative way….
Poor EeTee, so early & she’s already suffering from the menopausal syndromes.
Is she married?
Should’ve just asked her to either put down the hot cup of coffee or the notebook and open the door by herself mate ;)
EeTee Pumpkin. Eh, TeeEl also pumpkin. Related ah?
if it was also a joke…sometimes u just can’t help to feel offended…because some ppl are just “yong siu” (direct cantonese translation: ugly face )..losely translated–> “they are just fucking iritating bitches”..so if its a joke or not…you will still automatically want to “rip her uterus out “.
amber – See beef’s reply.
beef stew – heeeheeeee… man your description is simple but damn graphical…
w3s – She’s probably seeing someone (a butcher perhaps ?) … but i doubt she’s married.
Jdream – Well, it’s out of her ability to be able to think of that. Besides, I’m one hell of a kind person to take advantage of so … *shakes head*
primrose – Heheh… could very well be.
gagak – True … true… but i’m very sure that bitch was flaring out at that time. So, that makes her even more abominable.
WRT the last two lines, you can now add the Super Power of Mind Control.
Amazing stuff: you get steamed up, people do what you want. Plus off to have diarrhoea some more.
Lesson: don’t wind up michaelooi, unless we want to become incontinent….