it’s not right
I have this gray coloured khaki you see, and it has this really stiff zipper. Each time when I sit down, it will fold into some nasty protrusion that kinda made me look as if I’m having a hard-on. Know what’s a hard-on ? When you’re thinking dirty and your dick/kukuchiao turns into Incredible Hulk… that’s called a hard-on.
And because metals (of my zipper) aren’t really flexible in nature, the shape stayed on even when I’m not in my sitting position. So, I kinda walked around with that fake impression to people that I’m having an erection right in the middle of the fucking office !
What’s worse, I didn’t take notice about that and got a lot of attention at my crotch. Males and females alike. I felt uneasy of course, and tried to discreetly check my zipper if it’s not fully done or something - but couldn’t find anything wrong with it. It never occurred to me that something had gone wrong in such a fashion.
So I tried to live with the awkwardness inside the office, and was on the verge of thinking to blog about people being uncannily interested in gawking at my nether regions…. until I gave myself a stretch on my office chair in the late afternoon and finally saw it. My “erected” prick towering above the sky… like a control tower in an airfield.
I frantically straightened the zipper back to it’s normal position and pulled my pants higher. But I knew it was already too late. The damage has been done. There must have been hundreds of people who saw that “protrusion” on my pants … Either they’re gonna think that I have an abnormally big dick or I’m a goddamn pervert heading to the toilet to jerk off.
So much for my reputation… Sheesh. I wish I could just jump up on a desk and shout - I’M NOT HAVING AN ERECTION !!!
I’M NOT HAVING AN ERECTION!!!
!me points and laughs at michaelooi.
hahaha… no one in your office even bother to tell you that? your colleagues sux in this matter XD
Hahaha…. would they sue you for sexual harassment? And was “panda” excited? Should have given her some play time la…
I guess you finally knew the reason why the girl can’t even pronounce Horlicks correctly.. muhaha.
It does give people the impression that you have a big dick. And thats good for your reputation…
Ha ha ha!! I did the same thing to my guy-friend… asked him why he had such a hard-on for the longest time… he got so embarrassed… *laughs*
Maybe the jeans too loose? If it were too loose for me, I think I’ll get that protruding zip syndrome as well. So how? Me ahkua meh? Haha!
err, wots wrong wif having an erection ??
ROTFLMAO. man…..
That must’ve been some “hard-on”. What brand of khakis is this lah? Bet even your bosses would be envious.
Hai yah! U always brag about ur kukuchiao size one la. Now no need d lor, you will be a legend there! Hahahaha!
a lot of men’s slacks are like that lah…
at least you don’t scratch your balls in public
The same thing happened to a guy friend of mine. One of my friend noticed that this guy’s pants in front kembang when he sat down and SMSed the news around:P We were debating whether it was just the pants or what..but my friend insisted it isnt so in the end none of us had the heart to tell him or ask him.. nanti he really was having an errection how ? :p damn paiseh
fat404 - I’m very sure you’re not.
evil_gal - What lar, do you expect them to tell me “Dude ! You’re having an erection, don’t !”??
shan - Eh, Panda has already been cast out from the company lar … due to incompetency…
MILO - When she was punching the register, my crotch’s totally obscured from her view ler…
Vincent - A flaccid dick won’t protrude pants out as such like an awning ler … it’ll just look like a very big package; which I’m already used to…
summer / dee - Next time, don’t ask. Just give him a dirty wink and slowly lick your upper lips.
primrose - How I wish that everyone’s as understanding as you… loose jeans.
vad3r - It’s very wrong to walk around with an erection looking apparent in the office.
oliviasy - I don’t know. Padini ? Or some snail brand ? Really don’t know.
m@ri - I’d prefer people to know the real stuff.
minishorts - I would LLLLLOVE to scratch my balls in public… if it wasn’t for the “code of conduct” policy in my company…
tht means you are not observant enough…
should always check yourself…shirt pants and etc…
hehehhe…
but ok what…hehehehe if only the nasty guard saw that…bet you will be blogging from the hospital
for me…”coffee shop open” ( refering to your pants left unzip) is worse then erection effect lah…
side question :what happen to panda ? would like to hear what cause the “incompetency” for her to leave.
zbjernak - Hospital got internet wan meh ? Heheh…
gagak - What happened to Panda ? Our director figured that she’s dumber than a piece of tampon… and forced her to resign. As simple as that.
WRT last line of post….
Look on the bright side. There’s loads of people out there who’d love to have your problem. THEIR problem is they WANT to jump up on a desk and yell - ‘I AM HAVING AN ERECTION!’
Hehe… bonus maximus
MILO,
if this is the reason for girl to mispronounce… then it will not be Ho-Late. The girl should pronouce Ho-Lick as in chinese+English Good Licking…
MIke, remember not to buy any jacket or sweater from that brand anymore or else, you will have a breast then…
“Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy, it’s divine to own a dick, from the tiniest little tadger to the world’s biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers’ snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons you can slip it in a sock.
But don’t take it out in public or they’ll stick you in the dock, and you won’t, a-come,a-back.”
- The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song) by Monty Python in “The Meaning of Life”
plink - I thought the old codgers now have Viagra ?
beef stew - I still prefer the old vacuum style. Lickings are for sissies…
shitsaint - simply… aesthetic.
Big dick or not / erection or not, it’s time for you to get a new pair of pants.
Before you change your pants, please kindly enlighten us by showing us your crotch. Cheers.
Yes, but side effects include fainting, especially if user moves too fast, too vigourously.
I think it’s called a rush of blood to the head….
Would it help to aksyen sikit?
I mean, like they do in the movies: quick hitch-up of the trousers before sitting down. Later, a downward tug to smooth out your ‘erection,’ when you stand up.
Lols!….i truly find this funny…walking with your little bro sticking out throughout the day….wow that impression must have made the guys in your office inferior…hahaha ….n probably some gals must be silently thinking of u know wat!! So in hindsight, it’s not too bad wearing that grey coloured khaki