interested ?
Received a very weird email a while ago, intended to post it up but somehow forgotten all about it until I cleaned my inbox yesterday. Here it is :
—–Original Message—–
From: shidharrth devkar [mailto:supernaturalproject@yahoo.co.in]
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2005 11:23 PM
To: michaelooi.net[at]gmail.com
Subject: a documentry on bhangarh.
Namaste
This is shiddharth from bharat(india)i just happen to get to know you from a web site.
I am currently working on a documentry on one of the most haunted place in india.
A place where no one dares to go and the one who has dared has never come back again.this has taken me years to get to the internal details.it has got enough super natural reality to make this a reality horror documentry.
Now the reasion for this mail is…
i am looking out for a producer who has got the gut to produce this documentry,if you are like me, crazy and belive in showing things no one has ever seen before.
No matter what difficuilties come on the way.
lets make the diffrence and show the diffrence.
shiddharth.d
contact no:(code india)0091 9869770510
0091 9867464246
0091 9892960816
email:shreekaryam@yahoo.co.uk
This documentry is not only for india but is for the entire world to know what still remains…… a secret.
thank you and dhanyawad.
shiddharth.d
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Man, he’s still using a yahoo mail. That’s horrifying enough.
No shit, this has got to be the kookiest thing I’ve ever seen in my inbox - save for the few Japanese porn clips featuring some dude having a diarrhea inside a saran wrap that almost made me barf.
So, this guy is asking me if I wanted to co-produce some reality horror documentary at some place in India. I wonder what makes him think I’m the most suitable person to be his partner… my uncanny abhorrence towards his kind ?
I don’t know, if you were to ask me produce a horror documentary, it’ll pretty much involve a few vital elements …
1) violence
2) gore
3) sex
Maybe my idea is leaning more towards a movie rather than a documentary, but hell… who the fuck cares. The key thing is to freak the viewer out … and entertain them at the same time…
Eg: A group of teenagers went camping at some secluded spot in a nearby forest, having sex and getting drunk. (there’ll be plenty of tits and beaver stroking scenes here). Then one of the girls heard something weird outside their camp… something like “Huarrgghhh ! Snort Snort”. Feeling curious & unsuspecting of anything, she went outside to investigate, totally naked.
That was when a zombie with a rotten dick leapt out from the bushes and bit one of her tits off. Blood was pouring all over the place and the girl screamed for help. And as she was frantically trying to crawl away, the zombie ran to her and gave her the most badass elbow drive on her spine… breaking it into 2.
The rest of the campers came out to check what’s happening and the zombie blew a whistle to summon his army of zombie friends to charge forth at the bunch of succulent naked humans [a scene of grisly feast of human parts ensued]. That’s pretty much about it. No heroes, no Tom Cruise. It’s an all zombie executioner movie. {If you haven’t watched “Dawn of the Dead”, you suck)
*if there’s any of you interested in co-producing some “reality horror documentary” in India, by all means, go ahead to call up Shiddharth. You can either email him at his yahoo account or call those the numbers he had given above.
Hahahaha…what is it about u that attracts the ‘creme de la creme’ of society, and, now, the movie industry?!
It’s hard to say if this guy’s for real but, one thing’s for sure, the half-baked grammar confirms he’s from India!
Tell him everyone’s got a “gut” - unless surgically removed, of course - but, not everyone has guts.
you forgot to add in a scene where the zombies try to chase the naked girl around coconuts tree, and the girl dance around it, and roll on the ground, then it’ll be a perfect indian flavored horror movie
whoa.
did he mistakenly accidentally mailed someone else?
you’re definately the pseudo-porn/violence kinda producer. hahaha
I’m getting the popcorn ready waiting for your movie
But then again, those stupid Malaysian censorship board guys would just ban your movie. Time to summon those zombies with rotten dicks to feast on them and leave the good movies alone.
If you respond, next thing the bastard will ask is for you to send him USD1 miliion production fees, and you are fucked
On second thought, why not you respond to this guy and keep us entertained on the progress
Mikey, you really read those unknown email sent you? Didn’t ur mama never tell you never to read stranger’s email? But all said, you must if you need to blog about these things ;p
insomniac - I know someone who doesn’t have guts, but plenty of shits inside.
andy - I’m doing it my style, not Indian style lah…
liew - Well, I think I am. Muahahahah
jdream - Who cares ? We got pirates.
abc - Keep you entertained ? Why should I ? Go watch some tv lah …
m@ri - I only read those with proper subject and email address lar.
You think we read your stuff for education?
abc - eerrrrr…yes ? XP
I think that your version is more “Evil Dead” compare to the Dawn of the Dead. Mike, I really hope you can answer the e-mail so that we will see you on the Discovery Channel.
beef stew - Not many people appreciate Evil Dead. Heeheehh.. good to see an old timer there pal. I’ll think of something to respond to him …
hi sidd,
today i just read yr column…… intresting…. am not taking it as lightly as my previous friends have taken it…… i myself, looking for an expedition to that place where nobody dares to stay after 6 pm……. its quite chilling…..& also heard that the atmosphere there make you feel dizzy….. one of my friends have already visited thta place but he cud stay there only till 6;30 pm….. then they went running out of that place………. though its known to every1 that nobody lives inside the fort city, but my friends told me they saw a man there & they also had a talk with him…… rest is history….. we wud be going on a ghost busting trip to this place very soon….. if you know anything more about this place please feel free to share with us……..wud be looking forward fr yr reply….
Rony
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