Comments on: as sore as it gets

By: hokkien lang

hokkien lang — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:27:08 +0000

there are 1 time i always get call from 1 number that i do not know at all finally 1 day i answer it that voice scold me.. waloa eh who she think? i told her wrong number that lady keep scoldingme she told don’t lie to me lar… then i got mad alredi.. i told her ok lar.. wait 4 me lor..

By: summer

summer — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 03:04:25 +0000

The one of your Mum answering was really good!! Gotta use that one day…

By: MILO

MILO — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 00:40:12 +0000

There’s actually one dumbass who gave his friends his handphone number wrong which turned out to be my number, so a lot of his dumbass friends keep bugging me from time to time looking for “a Kiong” (–the dumbass).
One time, i had enuf.

Stranger: Helo
me : Helo
Stranger: Helo..? (couldn’t reconise my voice)
me : Yea, Helo.. who’s that.
Stranger: a.. a Kiong..? where’s a kiong..

(mapuki… it’s a kiong and his friends again)

me : a kiong die liao

(some friends of mine are giggling nearby)

Stranger: What?
me : Where are you!?
Stranger: har?
me : Where are you now!?
Stranger: What.?
me : a car hit a kiong!
Stranger: What?
me : yea he’s really kiong kan now..(kiong kan=fucked up)
Stranger: Where?!
me : Where are you now?!
Stranger: omg…
me : come quick he’s gonna die soon..!

(my bastard friends are laughing now)

Stranger: What!?Where?!
me : .hh..huahua.,huahua…huaA (-EndCall)–

Finally I couldn’t hold back laughing anymore.. Me and my friends laugh so hard until we tears.
Since then there’s no more call for a kiong. Hm.

By: kah wee

kah wee — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 01:46:14 +0000

no harm having fun sometimes.

By: MutantTomato

MutantTomato — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 01:33:58 +0000

Ok, here’s the worst thing i did to a “wrong number but keeps calling back” kind of idiot. It was a guy…

I call back his number (house) after the umpteenth time this numbnuts calls me to ask for Ajis or Acik or Pepet or whomever…

Little Girl (LG): Hello..
Me : Hello. Papa ada?
LG : Takde la! Ni siapa?
Me : Oh. Papa takde ye?
LG : Takde. Ni siapa?

(Evil come into play here)

ME : Adik, dah makan ke belum?
LG : Belum. Tunggu opah ngan atuk
balik ngan papa.
Me : Ok adik. Nanti masa makan, adik
cakap kuat kuat, boyfren mama
panggil dan dia kata dia tak
nak jumpa malam ni.
Lg : Ok!!

The fella called two days later to fuck me up. Told him his wife was a good ride but I was bored with her and also to not bother trying to find me cos it was a prepaid number he was calling.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! see… Mike is only 62% evil… I am NINETY PERCENT eveil!!!

By: spanker

spanker — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:35:05 +0000

i normally would pass the phone around among my frens immediately after i found out that the caller is one idiotic son-of-a-bitch ( usual suspect : indon ) and we wud take turns talking to him in an indon slang.

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:52:14 +0000

jase – hahah ! your part time job dude ?

japan – Good idea. So… we’ll beckon the guy to speak… and leave the phone idle while he jabber away…

primrose – You can actually respond to that guy that he’s currently calling the slaughterhouse of their favorite sacred animal (hint: your wrist rest)… he’ll not call back the same number again… heheheh

olivia – Or fart. Fart is good (but I’ll guarantee nobody dares to borrow my phone again…)

insomniac – Trust me, she’s hot. I’ve met her personally…

elphine – so, it’s “see lang keng” ? heheehee that’s wicked.

fish fish – Welcome back ! Where’s your trip report ? ahaks…

By: fish fish

fish fish — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:15:28 +0000

Hey Mikey, I’m back. Ah~ kind of missing you sarcasm! :P

By: elphinstone

elphinstone — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 13:09:41 +0000

my friend’s father actually use the casket company method whenever there are callers for him after 9pm… the only difference is only he will say “mortuary”, instead of casket company.. hahaha!

By: insomniac

insomniac — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 11:14:06 +0000

Or, maybe, primrose herself is “sooo hot”! Hehehe.