magic poke
Have you ever faced a situation where you wished that your spouse would tell you the truth - like when you asked her if you’re a good boyfriend/husband ?
“No you’re not. You always fucking stick in front of your stupid computer and evolve there. You love your computer more than anything else.”
Ohhh… we all know that’s a pure blatant lie. Alright, we guys may have spent a little bit more time in front of the screen but that doesn’t justify the fact that we don’t love anything else other than computers … No shit.
If that happens, it means that we gotta do something about it before the matter escalates from bad to worse. Who knows, your lying bitch might set a bad example that warps the ecosystem … and the next thing we know, our dogs would falsely accuse us practicing some animal cruelty shits for giving them stale beef for lunch… What the fuck man !
But worry not. We can also do the “magic poke of truth” - which I’m gonna teach you guys how to use it. All you need is a finger (I’m sorry but, since the maneuver is heavily dependent on your finger[s] … I’m sad to disclaim that … No, this trick is not applicable for disabled people who doesn’t have fingers…)
All you gotta do is to standby with your finger when you ask your spouse the question :
“Dear … am I a good husband/boyfriend ?”
“No you’re n…”
Alright, don’t let her finish that line of bluffing fart. Use your finger, and poke her below her underarms or right in the middle of her ribs. Unless your spouse’s a corpse, she should react with a few jerks from the tickle… and that’s when you ask again with a firm and steady voice :
“what was that again ? Am I a good husband/boyfriend ?”
“No you’re n…”
She needs another poke.
“Would you please repeat that again ?”
“NooOOOO… You’re n… [cackles]”
Both hands. 10 fingers. You should be sweating from all the actions of tickling her … and ask repeatedly
“Am I a good husband/boyfriend ? Am I a good husband/boyfriend ? Am I a good husband/boyfriend ?”
Keep tickling until she finally reveals the truth
“HAHHHHHHHHAHHHH .. OKKKKK … I GIVE UP !!! YES YOU ARE A GOOD HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND!!!! AHHHHHAHHAH”
There you go. The magic poke of truth. Works like a charm.
You’re welcome.
*warning, don’t do this to your dog unless you favor of getting bitten by a four legged badass animal or a jab of tetanus shot …
Thought u going to use the Magic Finger (TM) on some other part of the spouse’s body.
On second thought, you’re probably going to need more fingers than just one.
Note this Magic Finger Method (TM) should be used by males on their female spouses only. Some couples may prefer it the other way around. Then again, if your male spouse loves being Fingered (TM), I’d reconsider spending the rest of my life with a closet fag.
J
hahahahaha…hv a good nite…im gonna try dis on my bf instead *smirk*
OMFG! Dude, you are losing it. You’ve written a post on sissy foreplay!
Why are you even bothered with the question “Am I a good husband/boyfriend” ??? And magic poke should be done using the 11th finger…
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*shake head*
Chey! I thought poke somewhere else wer…
LOL! Cheat! Some people can take pokes very well…but for me means lose hands dow..uh..I mean fingers down.
genius… good one…
hmmm… no wonder everybody is telling the truth
infinitium - I’m leaving the idea open ended for you guys to imagine the rest… I’m smart.
tyra - Why not ? Heheh…
doc - It’s just an example, ok ? You can throw in some other questions like, “Is it ok if I don’t visit your parents during Chinese New Year ?” or perhaps “Can I spank your sister’s annoying son ?” … capisce ?
Primrose - Eh, where lar you want to poke ? *innocent look*
zbjernak - You’re gonna have a very bright future, my padawan …
wah, you mean your subject didn’t poke back? used more often, subject will magic poke you back.
belacans - Depends … if you’re good, she shouldn’t be able to poke back…
first time reading your blog. Very funny and very interesting, have a few (ok I admit, a LOTs) of good laugh.
Wish my life is as fun as yours. (sighs…)
Oh by the way, not all females are afraid of tickles
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hehe, good one there michael. i am gonna use it very often … hehe
i wish i cld use it too but i havent the opportunity. shes the one asking if shes a good gf
hoho I believe that is really working out. Nice idea.
what ever happened to the (yay yay) i give up is a bunny could ever appear would ibe this tall? try this on for size, where was it last? pokey you too ah! ai yo it’s done then. sho nuff says j.d.
it’s kinda cute when the guy’s the ticklish one..hehe
Im a very ticklish lad im 15 n my gf always tickles me she aint as ticklish as me lol, i have to try hard to resist her tickling n sumtimes i try kissin her so she drops the tickling but she carries on while kissing lol its very fun tho i dnt mind, shes a tough cookie to tickle
4 me neway….. lol ^_^