Some very nice people I met through the weekend …
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Emily & I just had our dinner and decided to hit Watson’s to shop for stuffs. We walked in, got what we want and came to a short queue of payout. There was a couple before us and we can see that the cashier was already checking their goods (sanitary napkins and other shits).
But halfway through her checkout, the girl suddenly strayed off from the cashier to check out some shampoos on a shelf nearby. She gesticulated the cashier to ‘wait..wait’. Thought that she just had an item missing, the cashier complied and waited.
A few minutes passed, but she was still standing there unable to decide if she liked the shampoos she was looking at. The whole store’s waiting for the bitch … to decide whether her fucking shampoo contains any PH balanced biochemical that could somehow rid of those blood sucking avids inside her hair … or whether it smelled any nicer than her yuppie boyfriend’s protein enriched pubic sweat glands …
The queue grew longer, and there were impatient sighs around the store. That was when the cashier decided to call out for the bitch to pay for her items first and deal with her shampoo later. With an annoyed expression, the bitch stomped back to the cashier, paid for her pads and left. No she didn’t bought her shampoos.
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I was driving along an expressway and wanted to make a turn into a left ramp a few hundred meters ahead. I put on my left turn indicator and pulled into this left-turn lane.
But my advance was hindered by this rickety small motorcycle, ridden by this corpulent Malay guy who was approximately twice the size of his junk. He was doing real slow and was hogging right in the middle of that left lane.
Not wanting to instigate any fright to the guy, I gave him a friendly honk - a slight brush to my air horn button that produces a less louder version of my badass honk - you know, as a courteous way to tell him to “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY !”. But instead of complying to my request, that fat dude turned his head to glower at me as if I’ve sodomized his daughter and deliberately rode slower in front of my car.
I almost hit him as a result of that … and this time, I decided to act panic and yanked my air horn to it’s full fledged glory and filled that fat motherfucker’s eardrum with a perpetual sharp blare. He reacted with a jolt and swerved his motorcycle to the left almost hitting the pedestrian walk. That was when I took the opportunity to overtake and take a look at him through my passenger seat window.
He had this furious look on his face and was yelling something at me - which I reckoned must be profanities at his best. But too bad, I can’t hear him … and I showed him an internationally acclaimed middle-finger sign … leaving him swerving in and out of the lane trying to regain his balance from the sonic damage my car has inflicted on him … his mouth still jabbering unheard profanities…
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I was doing 110kph on the highway overtaking some mules on my left, when I noticed a car came storming very fast from behind me. It was highlighting all the vehicles that was in it’s way and I quickly pulled back into the left lane (after the overtaking). Right about a couple seconds after that… the fast car went past me. It was a heavily modified black Proton Iswara.
From what I reckoned, he must be doing at least 160kph … and it was not slowing down despite that there were plenty of cars on the overtaking lane after I’ve pulled in. That was when I uttered to Emily “Omg, that car’s gonna rear the back of that car !”
It almost did. The next car was a bit tardy reacting to that Iswara’s highlighting and it was a close shave. That Iswara got away and disappeared out of our sight. Somehow disappointed, I exclaimed “Well, it’s a matter of time”.
Sure enough, right after a slight bend of the highway, I saw some broken pieces of bumpers and plastics littered on the tarmac like chicken guts … and that light speed Iswara wrecked by the side of the road. He happened to have reared another vehicle and was getting down from his vehicle to negotiate (or something).
“See ? Told ya.” I quipped to Emily.
Somehow, that Iswara dipshit didn’t realize that HE HAS TO BRAKE if his highlighting doesn’t get his obstacles out of his way.
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A testament of intellectual decadence in the society. These people ought to be tied, shot and had their cold dead body dumped into the sea as reclamation debris. That is the least way they can do to contribute for the good of the people.
our world is gradually filled with annoying ppl and fkg inconsiderate bums. its not my problem but the problems spillover. thts the real sh!t
i encounter these bastards once and a while, but more frequently lately. hv i sinned or is it js the way the world has naturally come to become. much frustration and annoyance. im very sad.
i think jesus died in vain.
“A testament of intellectual decadence in the society. These people ought to be tied, shot and had their cold dead body dumped into the sea as reclamation debris. That is the least way they can do to contribute for the good of the people.”
-Agreed, they don’t have any civic conciousness.
1st incident: The whole scenario was happening and you didn’t do anything? ….That’s…that’s just not you…
2nd incident: You did the right thing man. Next time I would like hogging the ambulans that brings him to hospital due to his cardiac attack….No sense of emergency fart-arse…
3rd incident: You saw that fucker negotiating? You mean he wasn’t dead? Arh…man……….
Yea, i “love” this kind of “nice” peoples too… NOT!. I wish i lived in the Gran Theft Auto world so i could hack these people’s skulls with my bare fists and stomp on their dead body surrounded by their pool of blood.
MmmmmMmmmm
Maybe his brakes were shot, and his accelerator stuck, and he was highlighting not to ask people to get out of the way, but actually to stay in his way to act as his ‘brake’?
Or maybe he was just an asshole in a hurry.
eh since when is this site rated U?
Not right not right.
that aside…
how come you always meet with all the fuckheads?
Hahahha poor thing.
hate those motorcycles that hogs the lanes…
and hate it more when those goverments or ad is saying car driver never becareful when driving…where actually those motorcyclist are the one not appreciating their life….
i hate those who tailed me closely…
i dont mind if a porsche or some nice cars… but those are normally protons…. hate that….
and i hate the most are those who slow down or stop suddenly on the highway for no reasons… i almost had an hospital-able accident on saturday because of the bloody car in front of me!
EF - They’re nice people, but I’m nicer. Kih kih kih
killershik - They somehow still think they did nothing wrong. Look at the chick incident at Watson’s. She’d probably think that she’s doing it all right… complain to her boyfriend and have a consoling sex later on …
fat404 - Glad that you acknowledged that.
beef stew - I ain’t messing myself punching that bitch. You’ll never know if she bites… and I hate getting tetanus shot on a beautiful night like that night…
Zer0 - Dude, PS2 has corrupted your soul…
Rkaru - Trust me, he’s an asshole in a hurry.
minishorts - My site has always been rated U…I think you’re just jealous. XP
zbjernak - Like, who doesn’t ? I think our government should ban motorcycles and rid us of :
- snatch thefts
- roadkills
- illegal racings
- road hogs
One stone that kills many birds.
I will put air horn as my no.1 to acquire when I have excess money to mod my car.
BTW, it is difficult to get it in Klang valley.
I notice some so-so mod car drivers loves to tailgates people when driving ~110km/h with less than 1 meter clearance. Normally I will give way to those idiot, unless there is another slow-moving kancil/merz on the left lane.
me can be like ‘black iswara’ at times… hate those road hoggers in the fast lane when i am late for work. But I do know that my car have breaks and that i need to use them.
P/S: am coming after your lightsaber
Just to add some point about stupid road users
Idiot type A : Road hoggers that travels 80km/h at the right lane and make a 100 meter buffers to next car.
Idiot type B : travels 120km/h tailgating people when the car in front has less than 10 meters buffers to next car.
Idiot type C : Idiots that don’t know their car can be slow down by moving their fucking feet away from the accelerator pedal. Instead, they must use the break even the front car is 200 meters away.
Dude… reccomend me a shop in PG that u got ur airhorn from. Gonna pimp my new car when it arrives. Thinking of 16″ sports rims.. HID lamps.. and internal ICE of coz.
Stupid PG drivers n bloody motorcyclists… watch out. Prepare to be blinded from my lovely HIDs or go deaf from the airhorns.
Oh yeah baby.
J
moo_t - I’ve met some “Pak Haji” type who loves to drive like a snail when his course is clear… but when I overtake him, the guy would counter overtake to pull his slow stunt in front of me for another time.
jaime - The key thing is brake… you know… and don’t get your car wrecked. Some people just fail to realize that.
infinitium - The air horn I got was from a shop called “Golden” or something … ’twas at Bayan Point area. 60 bucks including installation. (in fact, I suspect you can get it cheaper in any accessories shop… that shop is kinda stiff in price …)
Early Stage Beef Stew, my sentiment exactly! Mike, how can you not do anything about the B!tch in Watson? I always wished those Iswara would have an accident like those you witness but I never wished it on an innocent people on the road though. Go and bang the wall or lamp post! Geez!
Yeah trouble with those dumbfucks that modify the iswaras and wiras is they keep the standard 20 buck drum brakes and don’t realise although they can GO FAST they can’t fucking stop.
Some are just a testament to idiotness tho, some stupid 5 series BMW scrawny gangster dude rear-ended my beautiful GTi the other day.
I can be INCREDIBLY bitchy at checkout lines if I think someone’s behaving like an ass. It embarrasses the boyfriend no end - but I get immense satisfaction out of it.
Boy I wish I’d been there with that shampoo girl.
1st case: “shampoo shopper” really a good shopper. Mus be value for money minded or some bitch wana show her ‘bitchness’.
2nd case: mayb da fatass lemak cover his ear, so he cant hear ur slightly honk, or wana show his ‘elephant riding mouse’ skill. But make sure nex time dun make fatass fall, as they are prone to hv ‘tragic’ injured. Once fall many part will be bleeding and u r going to be killer.
3rd case: He wana test m’sia national car quality on the accelerator and brake system. And he prove the accelerator and speed is OK but the brake need upgrade(not change as he didn’t die)..Haha
maybe he has a bomb in his car and he cannot slow down less than 160km/h…
I remember once I was overtaken by a speeding car similar to situation above. My father was actually laughing with joy when he saw that driver met an accident.
heh.