I was with a newly hired female engineer inside my lab getting some stuff done when I saw our technician John (a 6 ft tall, 200 over lbs bloke), came sashaying into the lab. He was wearing that relieved look - you know, eyes half closed with a wide satisfactory grin on his face. As if he had just laboriously cummed from a month’s worth of sex stint.

I instantly recognized that look. It was the same look I had whenever there’s a big piece of shit fetus dislodged from my ass. It was a sensation beyond words can describe… and was known to be some sort of mystical mood enhancer.

He continued to saunter into the lab with that leisurely gait, until I greeted him loudly (in Hokkien) right in the middle of the lab :

“An chua John ? Pangsai aa ?” [translation : "How's everything John ? Had a good dump ?"]

He flashed me a satisfactory smile, rubbing his humongous pot with his hands and bellowed :

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH… KAU GIAK SONNGGGGGGGG AHHH !!” [translation : "AHHHHHHHHHHHH...THE FEELING WAS ECSTATIC !!"]

It was an expression that basically indicated to us that his shit was probably the size of an asteroid and he enjoyed getting his asshole chafed inside out by that colossal space dildo VERY MUCH.

In case you don’t realize, bantering like this is a fairly common thing amongst us guys … but not quite so when the ladies are around. Especially those who’s a stranger to you.

But John was a bit loud that day (plus, he didn’t notice the presence of our visitor because she was kinda obscured by the lab benches). His voice reverberated across the lab like he’s asking for old newspapers through a loudspeaker … and that lady engineer heard the whole thing. (and that was also the same time John discovered about her presence)

Almost instantly, I could see John’s face turn into doggie-erected-dick-red colour with a dumbfucked look on his face. If his situation were to be likened to a personal computer system failure - his failure mode would be FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR. The lady engineer tried to stifle from laughing but, she eventually broke out a soundless cackle…

Me… in the meanwhile, threw myself onto a nearby bench to support my seizure … while watching John scoot into his seat like a stiff corpse to bury himself from his own embarrassment. It took me a while to gain my composure to walk again, get the lady out of the lab (her job’s done) and finally to full-scale compliment John on his new found fame - The kid who enjoyed getting shagged by his own shit

John gave a gratitude speech in return … which was “LE MAH LEH !!!!!” [translation : a compliment to my mom]