spongebob
There was this girl in my workplace (let’s call her Charmaine), who has the hottest body.
A pair of dainty racks, long legs, gracefully slender frame, healthy tan … contagious smile … and with a profound taste to dress up not too revealing like a tart and yet not too conservative like frump. She’s perfect.
We (me and the BOE’s) would get to see her every now and then during our lunch time, as she usually passes by our meet up place at the entrance. And we will pause whatever we are doing, and radiate ourselves with the sight of her electrifying magnificence.
And last week, we were exactly doing that - you know, watching her bouncing across the hallway (stealthily … of course)… our sights followed her like a heat seeking missile into the carpark.
From what I managed to observe at the time, she’s probably walking towards a shade to wait for her boyfriend for lunch. Must be some young rich bastard - I thought.
But I was wrong. She wasn’t heading to the shade. Instead, she hopped up onto a rattletrap which was driven by this porcine fat bloke. That was when I asked the guys :
“Oh my fucking god, did you see that ??”
Of course they did. None of us could believe what we saw. It stuck out like a sore thumb - an oddly matched couple. The guy has a heavily cratered face, was corpulent, has disheveled hair … looked just like Spongebob Squarepants. The only thing that probably matches him was something of cross species. Perhaps a genetically engineered bipedal pig that talks. (Strange, that actually reminded me of someone …)
Who would have thought that a girl like Charmaine would even think of dating a sleaze of such revolting magnitude ? This guy must be one hell of a smooth talking son of a bitch to be able to coax a her into a starting a relationship. (think about it… it really takes a lot for one that looked like a complete disaster to hook up with anything at all… let alone a bomb like Charmaine)
Or perhaps he’s just lucky that she’s an ardent fan of Spongebob Squarepants ? Whatever it was, it sure has hit us hordes of oglers like a tonne of collapsing bricks. A painful sight of reality that tells us, nothing is impossible as long as you have the elements - faith and self confidence.
If Spongebob can get himself a bombshell just because he’s confident about himself, then why can’t we normal people get a better score for the things had always we hoped for ? Not necessarily a relationship boon but could be something like success in life… or a specific set of goal. It’s the same feeling of witnessing a hardworking disabled person earning himself some bucks while feeling ashamed of ourselves for being such a complete sloth…
And that sort of motivated me to face my work with a more positive attitude that day… I started to see things differently and adopted more patience in my problem solving tasks… And I know, if I were to be given a few more obstacles, I’m gonna fucking hurdle it through like I’m the greatest goddamn engineer that ever existed in … [hands crossed in front of me]… my own little space. No shit.
Fuck Spongebob Squarepants.
maybe the ’spongebob squarepant’ guy is real damn rich because he receive royalty from cartoon network for using his likeness, who knows?
well…maybe she’s really so pretty that she’s tired of people who see her just a pretty face and so she’d chosen him because they’re seeing things beyond the superficial line…?
c’mon…not all girls are as pragmatic as u think they are
aiyo…teryew
Maybe Bob has something not too spongy under the square pants? *LOL*
LOL… reminds me of the bar-room scene from ‘A Beautiful Mind’…
All oglers do is just that: ogle. haha..
Good luck mate!
My bf’s sis is a bombshell + model too. Her future husband is a filthy rich Spongebob Squarepants. As the saying goes, SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
andy - Interesting thought. But, he drives a rickety old car like Elliot’s… so, that’s kinda impossible…
cyrene - Agree, not all girls are pragmatic. But almost 99% - 100% of the pretty girls ARE …
dh - What ? American spelling for ‘tiu’ ?
Primrose - Let me tell you a secret… most healthy guys have something ‘not-so-spongy’ down there … especially when it comes to dealing with subjects like Charmaine… ahaks…
kenobi - Seen that movie before… can’t complete it. It’s too boring. I’d rather watch Spongebob Squarepants on TV…
hliew - Wasted… *shakes head*
Actually it’s pretty common over here, I see it all the time..
1) Most guys don’t dare approach such hot chicks, they think they’ll get blown out, when in fact the chicks are usually quite lonely as no one dares approach them apart from fat rich, self-confident spongebobs
2) Spongebobs offer financial and relationship security, they need a baby making machine and housewife. They have money and assets, they are unlikely to get hit on by other chicks as they look like a mouldy pile of mouse shit. Chicks dig stability
3) They give freedom to the chick to do what they want, because they have money, there is financial freedom, and because they are older they are busy with business, drinking buddies, golfing and so on..
Er, it could have been her father
Or uncle. Or family driver. Or some random old man.
ST - Spongebobs have nothing to lose … and they aren’t afraid of hitting a wall.
someone - It’s spongebob her boyfriend. Trust me.
hehe..u sure duno tis world rule..
usually pretty gal is partner wit Sponge Bob type..
macho guy wit those ‘lala’ gal..u can c it in those major shopping complex…
i agree with bugz…that means good news for me…my bf is sure handsome…poor me…i gotta sacrificed myself for handsome guys….sob sob…
fuck you michael.
u made me wanna ditch my smart & pretty gf so i can go out for a prettier ones. fuck u again michael
Might be the brother/uncle no?
It’s Nature’s Universal Law, didn’t you know? Bad Shaped Dudes hook up with Hot Hos and Hot Dudes hook up with Bad Shaped Hos. It balances everything out. Imagine if Bad Shaped People were to breed amongst themselves only.
bugz - Ironically, it seems like only we bloggers are the normal type, hmmmm
uglygirl - Show me your tits and I’ll give you a brand new classification…
kevv - Awww… don’t be like that, boy. You can always wank.
vandice - I know it’s not.
su-yin - So where does the original ugly ones come from ? Takkan they directly evolved from an amoeba ? *cue in twilight zone music*
This is quite a good news. Some I saw was an asshold boyfriend scolding the girl and yet she still loved him as if he’s the last man on Earth…
cannot la…i am not that that “sarong party girl” so cheap…but u all have to face the fact that ugly girls will be matched with handsome guys…hahaaaa:D
have you ever heard the story of beauty and the beast?
siujih - Yeah, it’s supposed to be some bestiality porn right ? Dogs mounting on hot chicks. Bah! They always fail to turn me on.