June 28, 2005

sei pock kai

I have lived in the slummiest establishments my whole prepubescent life. Well, that’s because I came from a broken family… thanks to my obnoxious parents that frolicked too much like hippies in their youth. Been renting at places and even lived in a house right next to a chicken coop. Suffice to say, I’ve experienced the worst kind of people one can ever find in Penang. People who pisses inside the elevator, who splats packets of curries from their high rise windows, people who rapes homeless grannies, you name it. I was needless to say, sick of them and has always vowed to move out of that kind of seedy life… and change everything.

Well, it finally happened 3 years ago. I finally moved into a medium cost apartment with a pristine neighborhood to start a brand new peaceful life. It was more than double the size of my previous rented place … and my neighbors were educated professionals. Businessmen, doctors, professors and various sorts of executive class wage earners. Did that make me any happier? Well, despite the fact that I am quite elated about not seeing any human waste lying around at the corner of the elevator or widespread property vandalism here, NO.

These fuckers? They are not any better than those uneducated social misfits at all. If you can remember the list of fucked up neighbors I had blogged about. I’m not gonna blog about them again this round but, only the Indian blimp that lives on the 1st floor.

Let’s call him FatAss for convenience’ sake. Well, FatAss is a general manager of some multinational company. Achievement wise, I would say he is kinda successful. But the problem with this guy is his attitude. He is one hell of a querulous bitching wimp. He’d complain basically about anyone and anything. Read my post here for some history lesson.

Yes, FatAss’ black ass always loves to call the kettle black. He’s fucking black. His car is black. His everything is black. And he’s haughty with his wealth. Like owning a double apartment grants him the authority to act condescendingly like an asshole. I’m not sure if this is a race thing or what, but I believe it’s inherent in his spastic genes to be such a snob. That’s because I learnt that his visiting relatives are just like him. Condescending right to their very bone.

I discovered that when I made a request to his visiting relatives (cousin brother or something) to move his car from the washing bay (which is a NO PARKING zone) … as I needed to wash my car last Sunday. But instead of feeling apologetic for his inconsideration, that fucker stomped out from the house with a surly expression when he was asked to move his car. Like I’ve just smeared shit on his face. As if it’s not dramatic enough, he acted up complaining to FatAss if he has the right to park at that space. Man, that almost sparked me to kill him. But FatAss knew that they’re obviously in the wrong, and acted along with his cousin by speaking loudly like he’s actually doing me a favor. Fucking buffoons.

Well, after FatAss’s cousin moved his vehicle, I shoved my baby in for a wash… and FatAss’s cousin took a private moment to glower at me, probably thinking that it would freak me out or something. But I glowered back … in such a threatening way and in full hope of catching him lip synching me some profanity – paving the opportunity for me to produce some blood clots in his brain.

But that didn’t happen of course. He kinda gave me an embarrassed grin and bailed. Pussy.

At about 1pm today, Pussy, again, parked his stupid car at that washing bay. That space, unfortunately, was right in front of the block’s dump – which the garbage truck would need it vacant a few times a week at a particular time to empty the accumulated garbage. But that garbage collecting schedule was impaired today because of Pussy’s inconsiderate parking. That basically set off the whole block when the garbage truck blared its horn for Pussy. (story was told by Emily who didn’t go to work today…)

That tells us a lot about the intelligence of the so called ‘above the rest rich guys’. Like, what’s the point of acting like you’re of higher standard when your demeanor itself betrayed you ? To me, these people are no different than those hooligans who randomly fuck barnyard animals for sports. These people deserve no respect from me. In fact, I despise them.

And these are the people that keep earning the money to fuel their arrogance … JUST, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD ???

Alright, the previous piss-post kinda got me going at this piss marathon. I wasn’t planning to blog about this as I thought I could use a little patience to deal with the people around me, you know … anger management shits. But then, I thought, my anger management is suppose to be this blog ! What the hell am I thinking man ? I’ve got nobody to impress here. So, fuck you if you think I’m antisocial or being a racist.

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18 Comments to “sei pock kai”

  1. kimberlycun says:

    did u read about petertan’s neighbour? damn sohai. i have a story too, my next door neighbour was doing renovation and his next door requested that he removed a protruding pipe on the side of HIS wall as apparently it blocked the idiot’s view. we thought what big ass pipe it was and discovered it’s an ordinary pvc pipe, laid flat on the wall, which makes it a barely 1″ size of obstruction, if viewed from the front. stupid fuckers

  2. bugz says:

    Its not that u r racist or antisocial. Its just that u r releasing ur anger and re-assuring the world that there are this kind of stupid ppl.

    Well, he deserve for wat he has done. If I were u, I’ll going to be like the garbage truck. Give a big and long horn to Pussy.

  3. zbjernak says:

    staying in apartments and condominium required people to be civic minded… sad to say majority malaysians have none…. hence staying in apartments and condominium is a disaster…

    link house will be better for you interact lesser with those people…

    i myself stay in apartments and i hate it…rubbish all over, vandalism in the lift…. ppl hogging the pool, badminton court, car park and not ti mentioned…. sucker security guards

  4. belacans says:

    i was secretly hoping that dump truck damaged his car….

  5. michaelooi says:

    kimberlycun – I do not know why are our neighbours are so fucking stupid. It seems like it’s a fad nowadays that we smart people would set up a blog and complain about them…

    bugz – If I’m the garbage truck driver, I’m gonna haul his car along as a junk…

    zb – Well, I don’t have problems with vandalism. But more towards the stinking attitude of the upper class shitheads. Some people think that they rule over everyone just because they’re a fucking manager…

    belacan – Or at least stuff some used sanitary pad into his exhaust pipe …

  6. relax…you’re not racist. Biasa lah, species binatang macam ni memang ada.

  7. oliviasy says:

    we also hv such obnoxious ppl parking their expensive cars at the carwash bay. these fuckers can afford to buy a 300K unit, but too damn cheap to buy another parking lot. now they can’t park at the carwash bay anymore cos management chains the carwash bay at night. muahahahaha!!!

  8. viewtru says:

    Some people spend their money to put up a good show for others, and then try to do the opposite with their cheapskate habits. Do you know that many of the cars parked illegally outside 1Utama complex are mercedes? Too fucking cheap to pay even the one ringgit per day COVERED car park charge! Sheeeeesh!

  9. Primrose says:

    Talk about parking spaces. My mum once wrote a note: “Please park outside your own house” and stuck it on the car’s windscreen when found parked outside OUR house. Mum said that if that car ever find its place there again, she was gonna write foul language with a lipstick on the screen. Whoa! My mum wor!!!

  10. moo_t says:

    Scary stories. Phews..luckily I choose a studio apartment.

  11. michaelooi says:

    apomputeh – Tahu lah, kang ada binatang yang baca blog ini dan bengang… that’s why I did the “fuck you in advance” caveat.

    olivia – Yeah, it makes you wonder, isn’t it ? What are these fuckers thinking …

    viewtru – That’s why I said, Mercedes owners are tools….

    primrose – That wouldn’t be wise, girl. The guy might retaliate by vandalizing your mailbox or something. Just screw in a small grain of pebble into his tyre tube cap (or whatever it’s called)… that’ll slowly release his tyre pressure till it’s flat.

    moo_t – Good for you lor …

  12. crn says:

    michaelooi.. i tot i read ur post about ur neighbour before, cant remember when d.

    so, biasa only, be the penang pple who pple can proud of, i myself as a penang gal will proud of u!

    THis kind of pple make me siasui only! they think they kaya? aiseh, the real kaya one where got like them? Penang kaya one will normally
    1. pakai cincai go shopping
    2. think twice when buy thing
    3. talk nice

    the pple like tat kenlenggah tak pernah being kaya, tat why act like shit lo. biasalah. Ignore them, coz we are the real pple who ada class and show respect to other..

    And u shud happy coz so many pple sharing ur anger and there for u, if not in the real world, atleast, here in ur blog got!

    and maybe one day we will meet up somewhere in penang.Who know?

    oi.. got pple like ur neighbour, only can make nice pple like us shine. Then later can teach nex generation..

    dont be like tat kenglenggah, be like crn…
    like tat man, no good ..

    stuff like this.

    Ohya.. who am i? well, ur reader long long time ago, now come back to visit u.

    nice day !

  13. infinitium says:

    Next time keep a can of kerosene & a lighter ready…

    Or some nice 1″ nails to be used under the fucker’s tyres…

    Or yr car keys held protruding between your fists, run it lovingly against the fucker’s side door…

    Or gently rip the Merc badge out of the front hood…

    Sigh. So many ways to pay tribute to stupid ass neighbours/ rich, loud & annoying hsewives.


  14. Primrose says:

    michaelooi: Oh ya hor. Hahaha! I’ll keep that in mind. Good idea! *winks*

  15. Samy says:

    I don’t think you belong in that apartment block.

    Better go back to your roots and stay next to a chicken den.

  16. michaelooi says:

    crn – Man, you can write a bible ! Thanks for the advice.

    infinitium – If I ever need to vandalize anything, I know who to contact now … XD

    primrose – My idea is always good ler … kih kih

    Samy – Wow, that’s some ‘intelligent’ advice. Well then, if that’s a viable solution, then we wouldn’t have enough rubber plantation to fit those coconut stenched social misfits when they all “return to their roots”. o_O
    I’m glad that I rejected the idea to hire one of their kind a few weeks ago… *phew*

  17. crn says:

    Perhap.. i shud write a bible, so tat pple will remember me, in good way i mean,like tat mati pun ada harga abit…

    Michael, u teasing me issit?? haha..
    u hire pple u can also pecat them wat, no big deal,just tell him, u are not tough enuf for this job, so sorry.. finish cerita. after all, u not going to meet him wat.

  18. insomniac says:


    With comments like that, u might as well wear a sign that says, “Kick my ass, I’m a freaking idiot!”

    Michael – nice comeback, I must say.

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