June 16, 2005

good stuff

Do you guys have any freaking idea what are those pieces of ugly stuffs in the picture above ?

If you guessed that it’s somekind of waste from an animal, you’re right. But these wastes, aren’t just any ordinary waste. These “wastes” are precious.

If you do not know that already, that’s actually some very expensive food that most Chinese women believe could defy the modern day cosmetic surgery. Yes, “bird nest”… or to be more precise, swallow drools (or was it pukes ?).

But somehow, somebody from the ancient world identified it as a type of nutritious food and made billions of people (especially those with double X chromosomes…) believed that these wads of shit looking organic matter … can actually make their skin glow in the dark or something like that.

Kinky isn’t it ? Things that girls would eat for the sake of their looks. And yet they complain about us guys being immoral, dirty or shits like that.

Well, however dirty or immoral as we might get, at least we don’t spend an arm and a leg buying animal wastes and fucking eat them… just to look more “radiant”…

We spend our money wisely on useful items … like cars, boozes and awesome cameras.

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20 comments: “good stuff”


  • shanks
    June 16th, 2005, 11:31 pm | #

    i thought it was some gardenia chocolate bun


  • mikki
    June 17th, 2005, 2:39 am | #

    Hey, though kinky but the results? remarkable.
    At least it’s not a private part of an animal…
    Who said guys don’t spend on animal waste for the sake of ‘body enhancement’– bulls penis (ewwwwwwww guys are still immoral, dirty.. and the list goes on….:P)

    mikki here, nice to meet everyone =)


  • June 17th, 2005, 7:56 am | #

    shanks - Eh dude… what happened to your site aa ? You posting too much porn is it ?

    mikki - That’s not an animal waste lah. In fact, it’s the bull’s most remarkable part… (though I don’t eat them… coz I’m already physically ‘fit’).


  • June 17th, 2005, 8:13 am | #

    At first I thought it was a hardenned chicken backside. hohoho

    Birds Nest is source of great income in my country, especially around my town. hehe Lots of people building houses just for the purpose of getting these for sell.


  • katsmew
    June 17th, 2005, 9:04 am | #

    that bird nest there is one very expensive one cos its very dry and “old”. esp good for pregnant lady and baby.


  • June 17th, 2005, 9:13 am | #

    eh when cleaned and boiled with rock sugar… they taste QUITE good ok?


  • ppp
    June 17th, 2005, 10:28 am | #

    Hmm I’ve tried it before. It doesn’t taste bad, I agree with minishorts that it is actually quite nice. ;)
    P/S: I’m a guy btw.


  • June 17th, 2005, 10:58 am | #

    Eweweweww..

    Yeah chicks can pay a few hundred bucks to swallow some bird puke/drool/spit then they don’t wanna swallow your cum, and you offer it for free, excuse me but OMGWTFLOLPLZ?!?


  • June 17th, 2005, 11:07 am | #

    According to the research, birds’ nests don’t have much nutritious value because they are just birds’ saliva. The rock sugar itself has more nutritious value than the birds’ nests.


  • June 17th, 2005, 11:35 am | #

    surfnux - Yeah, easy money for easy target.

    katsmew - Only a few months old. Full of shits, feathers and maggots. Takes a whole deal lot of cleaning.

    minishorts - There are many more stuffs that tastes better … like Margarita… or a glass of Flaming…

    ppp - *acknowledge that you’re a guy*

    ST - You just spoke my mind. XD

    h.liew - Rock sugar has more nutrition than bird spit ? Wait till you hear about the nutrition you get from the spit of a rock hard dick…


  • June 17th, 2005, 12:02 pm | #

    plz as if men don’t eat it! it’s yummy


  • mikki
    June 17th, 2005, 1:10 pm | #

    Haha okay..if i understand u clearly :
    Bull’s penis-(though disgusting) but it is ok to consume.
    Birdnest -women who eat them should be beaten to death!!
    mike,u’re not doing any justice here leh.. *giggle*


  • June 17th, 2005, 2:17 pm | #

    mikki, never expect any justice from a 62% evil man. kihkihkih…

    hey mike, do you know you don’t need a single preservative to avoid the birdnest from getting rotten? It wouldn’t. ;) But then, how long can a spit of a rock hard didi last?? *bleh~*


  • June 17th, 2005, 2:36 pm | #

    It is disgusting… Chinese are weird.


  • Brittany
    June 17th, 2005, 4:03 pm | #

    well knowing chinese wemon,…….they would eat dog shit if they thought it got rid of wrinkles! now……. it’s like the old saying. “chinese people eat anything they thought was good for their health”.
    I backed out of eating rice once i heard they shit in the rice feilds!that was like back in vietnam though. Nasty fuckers. I always wondered what thrill marines got out of sneaking up on those fuckers and blowing them away with a Catling Gun or a combat shotgun.


  • June 17th, 2005, 4:23 pm | #

    kimberlycun - Men will eat anything if he’s promised to be given a satisfying round of missionary with a great looking chick …

    mikki - Don’t lar, say until like that… I’m not saying to kill them all lah … just some mocking will do …

    fish fish - Rock hard didi definitely lasts longer than a bird bird puking spit…

    suanie - Couldn’t agree more.

    brittany - The marines got their thrills out of screwing tropical apes, not by shooting the Viets. (in fact, I heard they’re the one who got busy getting shot at …)


  • CH
    June 17th, 2005, 6:26 pm | #

    That’s right.. they’re the ones getting shot at by the VCs. But the loser Americans had to use the cruel-ass napalm. Assholes.


  • June 17th, 2005, 7:41 pm | #

    There’s also frog spit…can’t remember what it’s called. It looks like white transparent maggots, but it does taste pretty awesome though.


  • aikonskcus
    June 18th, 2005, 10:54 pm | #

    vincent - its not frog spit la.. i think its frog fats or sumthing to that effect… but i disagree wit u.. it tastes horrible…


  • June 19th, 2005, 11:57 am | #

    those aren’t frog spits nor lards, those are frog semens. They would jerk them frogs dicks and get it’s cum and sell it to those who believes …. HAHHHH !!