Guys love to ogle at girls. It’s inherent in us. Like a heat seeking missile, our vision will automatically seek after the nearest available hooch each time our brain has enough resource to allocate some cache for perversion. (well, unless that guy happens to be a homosexual).

So what is the science behind the act ? Quite simple, really. Basically, there’s just one visual scan signal being constantly sent to the brain. Raw data. The signal would enter the brain through some complex virtual filtering algorithm that act just like junk/spam mail filters in our email client program.

Inside the virtual filters are sets of hardcoded rules/criterias (which has been developed based on the hundreds of thousands of years worth of evolution on this planet) that will be used to boolean against the specs of the visual target. Once target is identified as either a hooch or a hag, it will be registered into different Arithmetic Logic Unit (ALU) … which is responsible to compute the appropriate reaction respectively …

Like if it’s a hooch, the “good ALU” will issue a command to the eyeball to lock target and churn up somekind of a hormonal imbalance that makes the host feel really impressed … or sometimes, instigate the “jerking rigid gearstick effect” (extremely rare).

If the target’s specs sifted through the filters or fail to meet the desired criteria, it will be blacklisted and mark to be ignored by the “bad ALU” (hags, old people, blimps, you get the idea etc) … which then, the host will move on to the next potential visual target.
Note: Certain bad visual target can be too abhorrent to handle and may result dentrimental effects like excessive sweating, spasmodic convulsion, barf violently or even, spontaneous combustion…

Awesome isn’t it ? But sadly, the efficacy of this distinctive male knack has been jeopardized as of recent. It appears that the evolution of us modern human, doesn’t seem to be conforming to the law of nature. What our eyes see today, may not reflect the truth like what we used to perceive like before.

Women with large bosom no longer predicate that they have larger capacity to breasfeed. Nor does women with bootylicious bodyline means that they’re young & active. With technology, basically anyone can get themselves a pair of racks of desired size. Including guys. And grandmas way past their menopausal age hitting the streets in skimpy dresses like Japanese school girls…

*Shakes head*. Just like what I encountered at lunch today with the guys. Saw a lady dressed in bright fluorescent pink bareback blouse, nice looking curls and other paraphernalias that gave us an impression that she’s some knock-out chick that was worth checking out. It was all nice from behind, until she turned to reveal her face. She appears to be an old lady that looked like a swine crossbred with Mick Jagger … *barfs*. Fuck, what a fraud. I was literally swindled into believing that she was something way off her league.

That’s why I think our natural instincts isn’t working that well anymore. It’s really hard to trust what our eyes see nowadays. In a few year’s time, you probably won’t be able to tell the difference between an old lady versus a she-male versus a young good looking lady anymore. The evolution is heading towards the apocalyptic direction here…