neighbour gripe
Hell, I was trying to watch some TV when my neighbour cranked up his stereo volume pumping up some really annoying music. Some stupid kiddy songs. You know, London bridge is fucking collapsing or that “This Old Man” song with heavily modified senseless lyrics.. that type of shit.
This was all because of their obnoxious daughter. I don’t understand… she’s like what ?…6 years old already ? Why is she still digging this type of kindergarten shit ? At this age, she should be learning how to perform house chores… like doing the laundry, wash the fucking car, clean up the house or something.
But my neighbour, he doesn’t think so. He would teach his daughter how to recklessly squeal like some crytological primate that jumps & stomp around loudly whenever she’s feeling happy. And he would buy her heaps of Barney the prehistorical purple lizard karaoke flick to keep her content or shits like that - which he would occasionally joins in to spastically sing together (swallow this - he even tried to mimic his voice like Barney’s). It was hell of a torturous moment for me.
I don’t know what the hell was my neighbour thinking. What exactly is it that makes him think singing those gaudy and meaningless stupid tunes could teach their kid something useful ? How to think like a kindergarten kid when she grows up ?? Some people just do not deserve to breed at all. They ought to be born as a plant instead …
*I have to gripe it here because I know I can’t do anything about them. As annoying as they can be, it would make me look like a real contemptible beatnik if I confront them about their stupid Barney songs. That’s because everyfuckingbody perceive Barney as a good character that’s perfectly harmless for their kids. So, I decided to save myself some trouble… boot up my computer and watched some porns instead.
Watch Malaysian Idol. Those are “kids” in teenage/adult body that still in the Barney mode.
this old man, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m near 24 and I still love ‘Sunny Days’… make way make way….
barney is EVIL…
you should boost up your volume while watching porn so ur neighbour can hear you instead and their daugher can learn something more useful later in life.
ken - I don’t watch that kind of travesty. It degrades my character. Ptui !!
suanie - He has knick knack paddy whack … and then bones the dog.
phangan - He is.
din - The problem is, the rest of the block’s gonna think that I’m some kind of sick bastard that loves to invade other’s privacy …. hey, wait a minute … isn’t that what my neighbour’s already doing ?? Fuck him !!
better than i have “neighbours” who steal almost everything within their distance
Barney is the fuckin’ AntiChrist… planted on Earth to sow the purple seed of deception into the hearts n minds of our innocent chewren.
Yup, that purple monstrosity is right up err down there with Bob the Humping Builder.
Down with Barney!! Save our chewren!!
J
hey mike long time no see how you doing. Good to know you still have loads of stories in my absence padawan(would this get me flamed too sith lord?), just want to say hi and im coming down to penang for the summer break this coming saturday for a month or so. if u dont mind breaking your identity u could come to the penang bloggers meetup this 14th. i know i know slim chance but had to ask anyway:)
just to add a note, barney shoots purple cum…
lol.. suanie almost make me chocked on my drink
jasdev - I ain’t gonna attend any meetup on 14th. That’s because I’ll be freakin’ busy on that day. Maybe next roundlah.
uve got bad karma
i dono why u seem to be always bugged or tortured or bumped into all sorts of crazy ppl.
well, mybe tis where u happen to gather all of ‘em the incidents so i may wrongfully think ur the unfortunate ones. but reality is, it happens to everyone of us, more or less. one way or the udder
cuz, we’re basically all the same, imperfect pathetic little human beings. yes, im refering u, michael! don fkg look away, u cannot run away from whts coming for ya.
blow tis.
its sad to realize tht u n i r not perfect. asking for a simple life is itself almost impossible.