small dog, big bummer
I was driving to pick my grandpa up on Friday, when I noticed a couple of doggies by the roadside. Nice doggies. Not some fanciful exotic doggies but I can tell that those are mutts crossbred out of a million species. There was this big white one … and another smaller one shit brown in colour.
From afar (about 15 yards), it seemed as if the 2 canines are marching together in unison (that’s how it prompted my attention), which looked kinda cute at that moment. But as my car inches closer towards the doggies along that stretch of narrow neighbourhood lane, suddenly the brown dog leapt up onto the rear of the white dog… apparently in a position to mount itself for a round of spontaneous street sex.
But because that brown dog was very much smaller that its female partner, it proved to be a real challenge for him to get his plug to align into the socket. He was literally clinging onto the back of that white dog with it’s frontal paws, with both it’s hind legs dangling in the air like he’s doing some extreme rock climbing labour.
It was a sight to behold… and I broke into tears laughing at that poor little dude that seemed to have big issue in selecting his sex partners. Then it comes to this stage where my car was directly passing the ground zero, little dog still working out to get a fuck on his bitch - with little progress of course.
That was when I decided to help him out by giving them a yank of my air horn. The effect was instantaneous. My honk jolted that brown dog and made him shot through the air like his dick’s on fire or something. I almost had a fit for laughing too hard upon seeing that whole thing unfolding before my eyes.
But what happened next was kinda out of my expectation. The brown dog actually went ballistic and charged towards my moving wheels. From what I saw through my sideview mirrors, it appeared that the dog was trying to sink its teeth on my tyres to predicate his aggression or something. But we all know that it’s a dumb idea. He ended up getting chafed on his muzzle by the moving tyres and eventually stood in the middle of the road watching the big bad black car disappearing before him.
I’m proud of my pair of air horns.
LMAO so eVilLLLLLl
Bwahahahahaha! You go ahead honking in red light districts and you’ll get more than a set of teeth thrown against your tyre.
Ditto! my sentiments exactly! suanie… =P LOL
im sure your honks are loud but sure can’t beat mine, ok. anyway, u should have ran them over…yes both bitch and stupid dog.
*tsk tsk tsk* Evil guy.
Tot I’m d only one who likes to do tat. I like to honk at cat when I’m right behind it. The cat will leap upwards. My gf will “tsk tsk tsk… u ah”. What? It’s fun doing that what, right Michael?
Well done, Mike. SPCA Malaysia would be proud of you. You have just prevented the birth of several rowdy neighbourhood dogs. If SPCA realised that air horns are so efficient, they wouldn’t spend so much money and expertise in neutering dogs. Now that’s engineering thinking…
hahahha….damn funny…
i guess if i saw tht…tears will be coming out too…
but damn irritating right the loud honks…..
next time i see a black car with the loud honks… then i know wht to do…
hehehehehehe
suanie / gutsygal / fishfish - Thanks.
doc - I don’t think you get to see people having sex by the roadside in red light district, right ?
kimberlycun - And some even claimed that I’m evil. *shakes head*
belacan - There’s a 10% tolerance …
joe - Not only it’s fun but it’s good for the society. Check out Kah Chun’s comment.
Kah Chun - For the good of all… what can I say… *blush*
zbjernak - You can see a black car, but you can’t see it’s air horn. The only way to find out, is when you’re being honked at. But by then, it’ll be too late for you already … my friend.
ooops….miss out tht point..
however…
dont care…. black chevrolet….will do
hehehehhehe