meme post
Some of you may have noticed that there’s this meme post thingy going on lately in the blogosphere. It’s supposed to be fun or something so…
Been tagged by dSaint:
So it goes like this. Below is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.
Here’s that list:
If I could be a scientist… If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician… If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter… If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary… If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect… If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist… If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete… If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper… If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer… If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-rider… If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper… If I could be a proctologist…
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host… If I could be an actor…
If I could be a judge… If I could be a Jedi…
If I could be a mob boss… If I could be a backup singer…
If I could be a CEO… If I could be a movie reviewer…
If I could be a monkey’s uncle… If I could be a writer
If I could be a bible archaeologist… If I could be an Ah Beng…
If I could be an Elvis impersonator… If I could be an Ah Lian…
If I could be a sexologist… If I could be a prostitute…
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My selections :
If I could be a Jedi
I’m gonna wave my boss to give me a promotion and Semi Value to work his ass to get a brand new bridge for Penang.
If I could be an architect
I’m gonna build shopping malls with the capability to automatically electrocute housewives that :
a) overspend their money
b) overspend their time inside the mall
c) use their husbands’ credit card(s)
d) have ugly faces
If I could be a professor
I’m gonna invent a robotic fuck machine (complete with genetically fabricated organic tits) with the capability of performing household chores (laundry, housekeeping, etc)… and be filthy rich because of it…
If I could be an Ah Beng
I’ll do everyone a favour and kill myself.
If I could be an Ah Lian
I’ll do everyone a favour and kill myself by impaling myself with a fire hydrant.
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