Today, I saw my new lab technician Milkboy rubbing a dollop of some whitish substance on his hands… which triggered a curious question from me
Me : “Dude, what are you doing ?”
Milkboy : “I’m applying some lotion on my hands…”
Feeling disturbed, I asked more questions…
Me : “And why would you want to do that ??”
Milkboy : “That’s because my hands are dry due to the air conditioning…” [rub rub rub]
Me : “So, what next ? Lipstick ?”
Milkboy : “No lah ! It’s just something to…”
Me “Mascara ?”
Milkboy : “It’s just…”
Me : “Or sliced cucumbers to be placed on your face ?”
Oh this is so worrying. Perhaps I shouldn’t call him “Milkboy”… but “Marge” instead. I swear if he ever touches me or makes me feel uncomfortable, I’m gonna jam a soldering iron on his forehead…
The only lotion that guy would apply is lubricant :P
KK – Lubricants ? No way dude ! That would mean, you’re as boring as a nailclipper !
i also rub white lotion onto my hands mah.
maybe he got skin problem leh?
nothing wrong ma… just a hand lotion. He cares about his skin only… :p
minishort/pikey – I know it’s nothing wrong, but but but… guys don’t usually care about their skins or shits like that … (except the piece of extended skin at the tip of their kkc…)
what next ? bonding his hair ? manicuring his nails ? ugh
Facial. Many of my friends (guys) go for facials regularly. Also manicure, pedicure and remove nasal hair. They say their girlfriends like them that way as they appear neat and smell nice, mmmmm….
Marge TURNING gay. It’s you, Michael (the chosen one) to save him. There’s still a chance! May the “FORCE” be with you. XD
Metrosexual is a trend for guys nowadays o, n the industry r making big money too. David Beckham is also a metrosexual but still got so many fans ooo..
I know lar… I’ve been to the States for many times already – and yes, moisturizer & lip balm are essential if you do not want to have cracked lips or suffer a painful pricking sensation on your face.
But this is Malaysia … humidity is abundant here… tiuuuuuu lor…
Wait till you in the cold and dry winter. See your hands crack till bleeding u wanna apply cream or not. :P Lipstick will be a must too. Muahahhaah!!
Here in the US, it’s actually normal to see guys applying lotion on their hands. I was surprised initially but it’s normal here.
I know a straight guy who uses eye-liner :D What’s a little lotion… ;)
the only body care stuf guys shld use are facial wash, soap,deodorant, after shave and maybe some hair gel. thats all.
in malaysia, i mean/