Why do people like to leave those plastic wrappers on their vehicle seats ? Like they’re afraid nobody would acknowledge that their piece of junk was once new ? Well, it dumbfounds me a lot to think that, why wouldn’t they do the same for their other belongings ? like wearing their jeans with its wrappers on… or perhaps wank themselves with a vibrator still in its bubble bag ? *brrrr snap brrr snap brrr snap*
If they happen to buy a new fridge, perhaps to operate the damn thing in its box … you know, and believe that it’ll magically stay new for the next few decades ? … that is if the compressor doesn’t get overheat and jam itself up.
And they can always wear their undergarments still in wrappers as well. They’re not gonna pick up their tit odor and stay new even after years of vigorous use. Not to mention stay waterproof as well. But they’ll never know if those are gonna cause prickly heats on their rack or beaver for the lack of ventilation …
So why would they leave plastic wrappers in their vehicle but would remove the rest from their other belongings ? They’re fucked up, that’s why.
Then, I’ve also seen people hanging their clothes in their vehicle. You know, clothes still in its hanger ? Hanging by the side of their car windows dangling from the passenger grip handle (or whatever that thing’s called) ? Right…
Some of my friends said that they did it because they do not want to have fold marks on their nice shirt… so they hang it instead. Sounded kinda plausible. Fold marks are so uncool… it will make you look like a prick in a formal wear function.
But it is different when some dimwits follow the practice, thinking that it’s some kind of a fashionable trend to hang their clothes inside their cars. They will hang their regular T-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets and sometimes even their wife beaters, inside their cars. Just, anything. Short of raincoats.
So why would they hang their clothes not inside their wardrobe, but in their cars… blocking off almost 40% of their rear view from the driving position ? They’re fucked up, that’s why.
Ever gave a thought why those American Greet Berets have green uniforms in the Nam war ? Or why those US troopers wearing beige colored uniforms in the recent war ? The answer’s camouflage. That is, the color of the uniform to blend against the environment to make the wearer less conspicuous against the enemy sight. Hence for the Nam war, green color against the rainforest environment… and the beige camo for the desert environment.
But look at our National Service uniform. They’re BLUE in color. I don’t fucking know what background are they intending to camouflage against. A fleet of factory buses ? Or a crowd of screaming Chelsea soccer fans ? No way I’m gonna find out why the person designed the NS uniform blue … but my best guess is – he’s fucked up, that’s why.
Sometimes, you also would meet certain type of individual, who doesn’t seem to be very charming… short… and with an attitude worse than a skanky Alzheimer man-whore with PMS. And that guy, he gets to be your boss.
He drives a better car than you do. He earns wages more than you can make in many years. And he gets to smite you when things go wrong even though it’s not your fault…
And everybody know that he has all those advantages not because he is intelligent or something, but because he knows how to suck it up to the bigdogs at the top of the stairs. He is basically the type that does not know how to count with his fingers and has absolute ZERO knowledge about his job.
Now why would the management promote him to become the director knowing that he’s less useful than a dead rat ? They’re _________, that’s why.
Thank you for listening.
Guess the blue colour is the whole idea just in case any of those brats got lost in jungle then there is still ways to find them.
If Malaysia ever go war, I will go Ladbrokes and buy the opponent side. :p
err…. they hang up so they won’t get creases and can wear in case something gets spilled onto the shirt they’re wearing? Logically speaking?
You should start banging on those who have fluff McD’s collection, curtains and very fugly yucky plastic flowers (for what???) in their cars.
The NS uniform is blue to make it easier for the rescue team to spot in case one of them go missing in the jungle. Or so I think.
Darn, I used to be in the organization that designed that uniform, heheh.
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I’m totally in you bro concerning that. Management drones are bunch of stupid lackeys that has the power because:
1. They shoeshine the big boss
2. They know how to put themselves in the good side
3. Golfing with boss
And these sonovabitch tends to be an absolute prick and dumb at the same time.
bad mood arh today ?
Well, if the NS kids ever gotten themselves lost in the jungle, wouldn’t shocking orange be more appropriate?
spoonkin/coppersnare – Read Nizam’s comment.
reta – By hanging all of them blocking the rear view ? Yeah, right.
devil – Well, thanks for liking my blog. As for the link exchange… we’ll see…
jase – Is this somekind of a pattern in life… that only these type of garbage gets to be the boss ?
li – Yesterday…
Nizam – I was about to say the same thing, like to wear a fluorescent pink uniform instead. Nice thinking, bro !
Wahahaha so chinese dude..
Plastic cover still on car seat..
Also plastic bag still on TV remote sellotaped closed..
Plastic covers on Sofa to protect it 0_o (Wear shorts and you’ll stick to the sofa)..
I think Dirtbag still keeping his vehicle seats wrapped. LOL…
hate those never take out their car seat plastic wrapper too… so AH BENG
well about the blue colour…..err perhaps just to differentiate NS trainee from the army perhaps??
because “normal people” aren’t suppose to hav those army (green) kind of suits…
Good observation, he he he.
However bad a person is in management, he will keep on progressing in malaysian corporations, yeah, it’s know-who!
On plastic-wrappers on new stuffs, it’s just plain wanting to preserved longevity of new feeling, it’s just that, they are not fucked-up.
I haven’t actually seen the dimwits who hangs their wardrobe in their car, but I am not really surprised, considering the numbers of idiots in the country, starting from the assholes as politicians all the way to the even bigger assholes who elected the politicians in the first place!
National service is a fucked-ip idea in the first place, so, automatically anything realted to it becomes one as well. Period.
Bottom line, boot out the current government and let back people to power! There’ll be less idiots on the road, definitely no more idiots heading corporations (meritocracy determines hieracy) and obviously no more hare-brained schemes such as NS!
Yeap, I guess it’s true what they said, smart people never become boss.
*pass Michael a glass of cold Kai Chai Suen Mei* Hope that cool you down. ^_^
That short guy spoilt your day again huh? Hahaha. Yeah I can’t understand the plastic wrapper on car seat thing either.
ST – Or swallow their medicine along with the ziploc wrapper…
KK – That’s why you called him Dirtbag.
zbjernak – Come on, do you really need colour codes to differentiate between a group of kids versus a platoon of army ? Please…
mamat – To me, that’s a major fuck-up.
Jase – Yeah… and one day if we were to become boss ourselves… then we know, that we’re becoming less intelligent… (I understand that you’ve just recently became a level less intelligent … heheh… should I congratulate you or what ?)
fish fish – Oooh ..oohh… that’s cold.
MG – Yeah, my future’s getting gloomier…
Actually the uniforms are designed by the students of fashion design faculty in local design uni in cyberjaya (guess which one).
Bloody bomba wear red. I think they want to camo in the fire.
Oh fudge man, don’t even mention that. Being in that level has stripped of my intelligent to a certain level because I have to deal with so many stupid people within my level… *sigh*
Now why would the management promote him to become the director knowing that he’s less useful than a dead rat ? They’re _________, that’s why.
They are WHAT? curious to know :P
holycow – check the title of the post…
Why do people like to leave on those plastic protectors on their mobile phone screens? *scratches head*
Haha! brrr snap brrr snap brrr snap. For all you know, those _______ people might just do it and love the effects!