Why do people like to leave those plastic wrappers on their vehicle seats ? Like they’re afraid nobody would acknowledge that their piece of junk was once new ? Well, it dumbfounds me a lot to think that, why wouldn’t they do the same for their other belongings ? like wearing their jeans with it’s wrappers on… or perhaps wank themselves with a vibrator still in it’s bubble bag ? *brrrr snap brrr snap brrr snap*

If they happen to buy a new fridge, perhaps to operate the damn thing in it’s box … you know, and believe that it’ll magically stay new for the next few decades ? … that is if the compressor didn’t get overheat and jam itself up.

And they can always wear their undergarments still in it’s wrappers as well. It’s not gonna pick up their tit odor and stay new even after years of vigorous use. Not to mention that it’s waterproof as well. But they’ll never know if they’re gonna get prickly heats on their racks or beaver for the lack of ventilation …

So why would they leave plastic wrappers on their vehicle but would remove the rest from their other belongings ? They’re fucked up, that’s why.

Then, I’ve also seen people hanging their clothes in their vehicle. You know, clothes still in it’s hanger ? Hanging by the side of their car windows dangling from the passenger grip handle (or whatever that thing’s called) ? Right…

Some of my friends said that they did it because they do not want to have fold marks on their nice shirt… so they hang it instead. Sounded kinda plausible. Fold marks so uncool… it will make you look like a prick in a formal wear function.

But things began to take a turn towards the ridiculous side when some dimwits followed the practice, thinking that it’s somekind of a fashionable trend to hang their clothes inside their cars. They will hang their regular T-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets and sometimes even their wife beaters, inside their cars. Just, anything. Short of raincoats.

So why would they hang their clothes not inside their wardrobe, but in their cars… blocking off almost 40% of their rear view from the driving position ? They’re fucked up, that’s why.

Ever gave a thought why those American Greet Berets had green uniform s in the Nam war ? Or why those US troopers wearing beige coloured uniforms in the recent war ? The answer’s camouflage. That is, the colour of the uniform to blend against the environment to make the wearer less conspicuous against the enemy sight. Hence for the Nam war, green colour against the rainforest environment… and the beige camo for the desert environment.

But look at our National Service uniform. They’re BLUE in colour. I don’t fucking know what background are they intending to camouflage against. A fleet of factory buses ? Or a crowd of screaming Chelsea soccer fans ? No way I’m gonna find out why the person designed the NS uniform blue … but my best guess is - he’s fucked up, that’s why.

Sometimes, you also would meet certain type of individual, who doesn’t seem to be very charming… short… and with an attitude worse than a skanky Alzheimer man-whore with PMS. And that guy, he gets to be your boss.

He drives a better car than you do. He earns wages more than you can make in many years. And he gets to smite you when things go wrong even though it’s not your fault…

And everybody know that he has all those advantage not because he is intelligent or something, but because he knew how to suck it up to the bigdogs at the top of the stairs. He is basically the type that didn’t know how to count with his fingers and has absolute ZERO knowledge about his job.

Now why would the management promote him to become the director knowing that he’s less useful than a dead rat ? They’re _________, that’s why.

Thank you for listening.