I was accompanying a bunch of visiting friends from Ipoh to buy some local goodies at a wet market today, when I spotted a box of yummy ‘tambun biscuit’. Guarding that stall, was a porky teenager looking at me …
Me : “Excuse me, how much is that box of tambun biscuit ?” [pointing at a box of tambun biscuit]
Fat Boy : “10 bucks per box”
Me : “Alright, gimme a box of that”
Fat Boy : “Which brand do you prefer, boss ? GH or HH ?”
Me : “Gimme HH…”
HH was the more famous brand … and known to taste better as well.
Fat Boy : “Boss, you want [something inaudible] or the one made from vegetable oil ?”
I couldn’t really hear him, but from the word “vegetable oil”, I kinda know that he was trying to ask if I wanted a ‘healthier’ version of that cholesterol laden biscuit. Frankly speaking, I don’t know what makes him think that I’m a diet freak …
Me : “Gimme the one that is more dangerous”
He didn’t quite get what I was trying to tell him, and was looking at me in a confused state.
Me : “Aiyah… the one with animal lards and with higher cholesterol…”
He immediately responded with a smile and packed up my dangerous box of biscuit.
You see, I really could not understand people nowadays. Diet freaks.
What’s with those diet cokes or sugar free candies all about ? If they’re so concerned about their health, shouldn’t they be avoiding those kind of food in the first place? Those diet freaks can eat something else should they want to whine about ice creams containing too much sugar would make their ass look more rotund …
Any food with the word “diet” or “no sugar” labeled on it… is gonna taste like shit anyway, and not any better than their vegetarian diet… So, why bother ? Why can’t they just stick to drinking plain water and eating breads instead ?
Just… fucking stop the madness already. Leave our food as it is. No more diet shits.
I think they ought to be hung and shot, so that they don’t have to worry about their body figure or health no more. That’s because corpses don’t gain weight or have sky high cholesterol.
Eat first; die later.
What the good doctor said.
Hey you, am I too fat for you? XD
One nice thing about atheist – you don’t really know how old you are when die.
i damn bloody hate low fat milks. y dun they do smtg like low fat kfc or anything like that? as if we drink milk like eat rice
starbucks has a new ‘soy latte’ – replace the COW milk with SOY milk for a cuppa without guilt, first world capitalism actually wants to help you embrace a healthier lifestyle. tastes like shit, of course.
Eat healthy, stay fit, die anyway
There was something on the BBC news last year about a researcher who found that mice and rats that were on calorie-restricted diets lived longer…so he started cutting down on his food too. tapi, ada masalah sampingan: tired, grumpy, decreased sex drive. is it really worthwhile to live that much longer if your life is like that?
some people just don’t believe in exercise… so they take the easy way out, reducing the amount of food they eat
My friends uncle was 95 years old yesterday.
And he stills could walk 5 km a day and read
news paper.
I asked him for his secret of long age.
He replied:” Simple, no sex, no cigarrate,
no alcohol and no oily food!”
I replied:” Then what’s the purpose of living?”
He replid:” Oh ya oh.. -_-” !”
You know what’s the dumbest thing I see from ‘dieters’ and cracks me up every time..
An oxymoron in itself, ordering a diet coke with a bigmac meal, yeah save 100 calories from the coke that tastes like shit when you are munching down 1000 calories of fat dripping fried burger.
aiyah want to get thin… what for eat anything… might as well don’t eat…
hahahha
doc – Probably not gonna die.
NSDS – Good doctor… yeah.
macek – When you die, you don’t know EVERYTHING.
water_junk – Sooner, they’re gonna fried skinny chickens and charge more. Why ? Coz ‘kampung chickens’ costs more than those conventional type… (only housewives dig that…)
suanie – Just drink water lah…
angelic/seta/ST – There’re a hundred thousand ways to prevent yourself from getting high cholesterol … Consuming high energy food with artificial sweetener is NOT one of them.
megabigblur/kaihong – Apparently, nobody seems to realize that fact…
minishorts – See the part about getting hung and shot ? That’s exactly you meant there…
Vegetable oil healthiness is plain bull shit. Most vegetable oil are hydrogenated and contains the same amount of unhealthy fats.
http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/psychology/health_psychology/Transfat.htm#What%20is%20trans%20fat?
Most food use it because it is cheap, cheap, cheap!
hahahahaha… SAFE or not one…? maybe got medicine inside… coz very dangerous…
“That’s because corpses don’t gain weight or have sky high cholesterol.”
lol. i heard that at the instance when a person’s about to die, their body actually became lighter after death.
diet stuff taste like chalk… yeukkkk :P~
Yea… live to eat! Some idiots are paranoid about their eating habits. These idiots should be confined to eating peas and corns for the rest of their lives!
The comments are so lawaks ones :)
what he means is if you want your biscuits halal or not. Sometimes people buy those biscuits for malay friends.
10 bucks a box.. you have been conned lar. buy from the shop fresh and its only 9 bucks.
neeshen – I don’t really agree to call it “con”. He offered 10 bucks, and I agreed to pay for it. That act is a legal transaction. An invitation to treat… in management terms. As simple as that. *shrugs*
I know the price from HH is only 9 bucks… but i just hate dealing with it’s staffs… which are arrogant and not mentioning the scarce parking space.
Besides, I don’t really mind letting a minority income stall operator earn an extra 1 buck from me. Like… if I can spend a few hundred bucks treating my friend drinks, why can’t I part with just a mere 1 buck from my pocket ?
See the whole point here ?
As for the halal thing, thanks for the enlightenment.
i juz want to nitpick with u abt the *invitation to treat* part… :P
it’s a contract term in legal speak. not a management term.
naeboo~ – It’s being taught in management. I need not to explain further.
doeesnt mean that is taught in management means it is a proper management term per se. it still is a borrowed term from law. :)
naeboo~ – Borrowed term from law it may be, but still, it’s part of the management know hows.
Hell if it’s a borrowed term from law and it’s being taught in Algebra … I can call it an Algebra term… doesn’t matter. It’s still the same thing.
It’s the subjective part of definition.
Ooooo… lard anytime. Yum! GH or HH or Dragonball or any other brands, I sapu gau gau. I love those tau sar pneah.