somewhere

old lady inside a grocery store : “WHERE ARE THE EGGS !?”
fishmonger outside a market : “WHERE ARE MY FISHES !?”
housewife inside a hypermarket : “WHERE ARE THE CHICKENS !?”
schoolkids outside their apartment : “WHERE’S THE SCHOOLBUS !?”
unlucky dude at a crash site : “WHERE’S THE TOWTRUCK !?”
discontent old guy outside his compound : “WHERE’S THE GARBAGE TRUCK !?”
foreigner at an airport : “WHERE’S ARE ALL THE TAXI’S !?”
inventory manager at an electronics firm : “WHERE ARE THE RAW MATERIALS !?”
production line supervisor : “WHERE ARE ALL MY WORKERS !?”
workers at bus stations : “WHERE ARE ALL THE BUSES !?”

One common answer - They’re all at some petrol stations, somewhere.

This is what happens when a powerful idiot makes a wrong decision.