GOC - too much oil is bad for health

*kids, stay out.

While we were having our breakfast this morning, Wilson suddenly nudged our attention to a chick that was walking past our table.

Wilson : “Hot bod, but the face is a bit out of alignment…”

I kinda agree with his second point, but not the first. Well, that’s because I think the ‘chick’ was too fat. Cute maybe, but not hot, please.

Me : “No way I’d call that body hot, dude. She has too much cellulite… and her head’s bigger than my monitor”

Wilson : “A bit fat … but I think still acceptable…”

By this time, the rest of the guys were already laughing till they’re almost in the choke-hazard stage. Some were fast reaching the critical condition.

Me : “The only thing nice on her is her boobs. They’re kinda big… so big that they’re able to supply enough nutrition to grow 6 kids each tit… and she doesn’t need airbags in her car…”

Wilson : “Ahahhahhhh ! Yeah man, total.”

Me : “But then, those racks might be just useless lards. No nutritional value at all. Junk food. Coz she’s too fat like that…”

Wilson : “At desperate times, you would think otherwise…”

Me : “No way. She’s a health hazard. You’re gonna get all kinds of disease like diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol… just by fucking her. TOO MUCH OIL IS BAD FOR HEALTH !”

By the time I finished that sentence, the rest of the guys are already choking for air. That’s because they’re laughing too hard while eating at the same time.

Nothing like a good laugh in the morning…

That was a private conversation within us guys and constitutes no ill-will towards the particular individual or any types of individual in general. No blimp chicks were harmed in making this entry…