weird inside

I believe everyone wears a different behaviour when they are alone. If you know what I mean. No, I’m not talking about jerking off. I’m talking about weird things you do when you’re alone.

For example, when I’m having my bath ? I will sometimes have these party leftover tunes banging inside my head and the next thing I know, I’m dancing to the tune. Alone. Inside the bathroom. Call me weird but it happens. Sometimes would even do those embarrassing dancing moves that I always wanted to do and yet never want to be seen doing it in public …

Or when I’m shampooing my hair ? I would sometimes model my hair shape with those thick white lather … you know, like it’s so fun seeing for yourself, how you’d look like having those weird hairstyles on your face. Mohawk, nice devilish horn, you name it.

Everyone does it. It’s just that nobody talks about it.

Some examples :

My obnoxious sister ? I once saw her smiling promiscuously to herself in front of the kitchen mirror (there’s a mirror in my old residence’s kitchen) and talked to herself… as if she’s trying to experiment the best looking smile while striking a conversation (with guys like Ah Seng or something). I was barely 10 that time, and I foolishly laughed out loud at her - which made her more cautious from then onwards … & I never get to see her funny acts again.

My niece (my sis’ daughter) once took her bath too long and suddenly stirred a loud bang in it. My mom, in a concerned state, knocked on the bathroom door and asked if she’s alright. She calmly told my mom that she’s ok and came out fine 5 minutes later. But as she was walking out of the bathroom, my mom noticed that there were blood dripping from my 8 yr old niece’s wet hair and found out that she had a big gash on her head. That was when she spilled everything… she actually climbed up on the closed toilet seat lid and danced on top of it. Because there were still soap on her feet, she actually slipped and crashed onto the floor. (I was in tears laughing when my mom told me this).

And then today at the id registration office, I saw an Indian kid capered into a changing room. But he didn’t realize that there’s a plane of glass that actually reflected what he did inside. Inside the changing room, the kid started to bob his head up/down and started to laugh by himself like he’s in a party of somekind … before changing into his desired shirt. He was then seen walking out in a leisurely gait as if nothing had happened…(that changing room was meant for putting on coats and other external garments - but both Emily and I actually saw a young lady went in and stripped to her bra changing her T-shirt)

So, the next time you see someone acting serious in front of you guys, just don’t take him/her for what he/she is. He/she might have just shaked his/her ass while laughing like a mule inside the toilet this morning…