GOC - star studded rear
I was straying out of my concentration and was staring into an eternal blank space in my workplace cafeteria, after having a session of energetic yak with the guys… when I noticed something that begged for my attention. It was right at the corner after our table, a spot in between a group of young ladies having their morning chat, about 10 feet away…
What was that ? It was a very lowly cut pair of jeans revealing a deep butt crack, strategically placed within my field of view. Of course, sights like this are so common nowadays, that you see them more often than your boss’ face. But, this isn’t all about just boring butt cracks. This is something more.
You see, that was no ordinary butt cracks that I always see, but one that stands out from the rest - in a negative aspect. That piece of butt, was slightly discolored from the usual epidermal hue. It has this reddish freckles on it. Feeling curious, I tried to observe more carefully on that crack … and found out that those aren’t actually freckles ! Those are ripened hickeys growing from that ass cleavage ! I’m not even sure if it’s somekind of flared out skin disease happening down there or was it just some rashes developed from unclean wipes. But I’m pretty sure it doesn’t look very healthy or rather, hygienic… to me.
I immediately responded with a disgusted look … which was duly noticed by my fellow engineers. They sort of gave me this quizzed look, and I thought it would be a cool idea to ruin their breakfast. So, I told them about it …
“Dudes, I want you guys to be cool and remain calm about this, ok ? Now, slowly, one by one, just look over there… [discreetly point at disastrous butt crack's direction] … check out that girl’s exposed butt crack…”
But we all know guys are not made to follow instructions, so… in lieu of doing it in a way that attracts the least attention, those idiots turned their heads simultaneously at that same direction - gazing into that cleavage of radioactive waste. The next 10 seconds that followed flashes before me in a lightning pace with all sorts of reactions of vexes you could name - yelling cusses, disgusted sniggers or just simply with a dumbfucked expression.
The worst part was, out of my own control, I muttered “Fuck ! Why wear a low cut jeans when she has so many zits on her ass ?? That’s damn disgusting !”
And that girl actually heard that (I didn’t actually noticed that myself, but was told by one of the engineers). According to the guys, she actually readjusted her pose to sit in a more ‘upright’ position after that statement… and kept pulling her T-shirt to cover her butt crack. She must have felt real mortified by my blunt statement. (I shifted my attention to something else after making that statement so…)
Herpes assed girl, if you’re reading this, please accept my apology. I can’t remember how you looked like … but, if we ever meet again, I promise to recommend you a really good skin doctor to get your ass back to normal again.
Urgh now that’s disgusting. A girl’s crack is ok. What’s gross is a guys. I’ve seen this guy wearing low cut proudly exposing his crack. Shit..
Luckily what you saw is not ‘chocolate cake’ stuck between the butt crack
*sigh* i have actually planned to go to dinner after i finished reading ur post.
Little did i know that it could make me lose my appetite.
…*nauseous*
Ew… maybe her boyfriend prefer doing his project at the back hehehe. Double ew!
If you substitute “butt crack” for “cleavage”…
If you substitute “cleavage” for “upper back”…
Familiar sight??
ZerO - I never actually minded ogling them either. It’s just that some of these girls aren’t really that ‘clean’… if you know what I mean…
kenjiro - That’s like totally not wiping her ass at all… like somebody’s pet cats/dogs - which ironically, would still be allowed to roam around the house and sit on sofas/beds/etc. *disgusted*
jr. - Told you guys many times, do not surf the net before having your meal. Ahaks !
fabian - I didn’t know anal sex would cause skin disease …
primrose - Objective is to reveal as much cleavage as possible I guess. I wonder if there ever will be a third discovery of cleavage on a female body (discounting camel toes).
Mike..!! yer too evil..!! hahaha!!
Following your previous post, i reckon she’s one of those victims who has been hard raped by a pack of dogs after she ran out of her house in her undies during the earthquake scare in Malaysia not too long ago.
From your awful descriptions of her crack and the scars, I duly suspect those dogs are from the vicious Chihuahua breed.
But cleavage with zits?? Blech! Cover! Cover!
ask her to put oxy on her ass.
Do your have a camera phone? If no, can you pls get one?
mrsT - Only 62%…
kah chun - I noticed that you’re quite fond with the word Chihuahua… care to share what is it with you and these smaller-than-a-Penang-sewer-rat dog ?
primrose - Some people just do not think it is necessary to invest a full body length mirror at home …
shanks - No man. I ain’t doing that. X|
ks - I thought my graphical description is viable enough … isk.
OTC (Off-topic comment)
Mike, have you disabled the commenting system for recent posts? Wanted to say that your zombie dream should be made into either a game or a movie. But it’d stand a high chance of being rejected as a movie, because we all know that good _always_ triumph over evil on the big screen.